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I: What are you doing?
He is MMM.
I: I did not understand?
He is Kakau...
What if it is serious and detailed?
Fuck the shit in the toilet.

Do not spit in the mouth, guys.
Tomorrow is my birthday. Today I learned that I have a son. of the forgotten. He is almost 6 years old. He is beautiful and smart. But his mother doesn’t want to see me. and support. I will give up everything and go to them.
With respect versus.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Figo... is it good?
HH: How to say. In short, she tempted him under the pretext that he would help to prepare for Matthew. I made questions, not the stupid ones. The apartment was washed, 3 hours (!) Pizza was scratched to him, manicure pedicure, mini-chalactic, martini, to be sure. has arrived. The hour was sitting over this dusted manna, not a cuja decided, it broke up and collapsed!!! Go down, go down!! I refused the pizza!!! to
Yippidy : )
I beat the wall, I drink martini, I eat pizza

Angel: I hit the profile in contact. The guy on the ave has a sad picture and a signature – why I’m lonely... That’s sad. I decided to look at the photos. And in the albums were 63 photos of his Persian in the line-up of O_o

XHHH: Get all these melodies instead of hooks
XHH: Put some pops that then whisper out of all the gaps
I do not advise others and I will not.
You just don’t know how to cook ;)
WOW: Connect a personal hood or like there at your opossus
ууу: You download your melody type "The subscriber's device is off or is out of the zone of action" - you can swing
WOW: Who needs - call back yourself, like a SMS came about a missed call. It is expensive, but a quiet life is worth it!

In principle, after buying a bottle of vodka, nothing prohibits washing the purchase.

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you have small breasts.

MR: I recently learned that my mom’s dad is cheating, and not with one, he has dozens of them, only for sex..I don’t know what to do..

Yaguasha: If you want to live in a full family, then be silent fool! Sex is not betrayal, it is not to shake.

Sex is not to shake, genius joba!

As practice has shown, it is difficult to break your stereotypes, it is much easier to break someone else’s jaw.

We arrived today. I said I need an antivirus update, type licensed now. I entered the key. has gone. I look at the period of validity of registration - until 19.01.2038. Something I started to doubt the license of this product...

xxx: Every time someone starts shooting at me in the fallout, the only reaction is not to waste ammunition, shit! I will need it!"

from JJ:
He took the little girl to the clinic to take tests. In the corridor in front of the laboratory, a three-year-old man sits with a pierced finger and cries:
How much blood has gone out of a living man!! to

XXX: Only you talk to me.
XXX: Don’t be silent
Echo/Sound Test Service went offline.

Where "down" can the planet fall???? to

In the ocean where a turtle floats, on which elephants stand and hold the Earth. What stupid questions?

I wrote a letter to a friend of mine.) wrote:
I am already in bed...
What are you wearing now?
D is clothes!
I- mmm how it starts "clothes"))) trainers say more )
Damn how do you know! ?

Teacher of Geography:
“Russia should be able to defend its territories, because some states have long legs.
Neighbors at the party:
and narrow eyes.

The wife after the ultrasound of the 21st week walks through the apartment, smoothes the stomach and says: "Hey, and I have a member! " Blind, although I know that the member is not the wife, but the future son, but still somehow strenuous...

XXX: Obama congratulated Russia on joining the WTO

YYY: Black humor

I got into the DDR today. I crashed the BMW X5.
Ask what? The tram...
Ask how? I pushed the tram.

It is true :) The tramway stuck at the intersection (on the suspension where it stopped there is no electricity) the car driver asked to push. As long as we pushed (just a meter!) We managed to overtake and cut BMW. In which we ride and ride.

I can imagine the faces of the Gaiishnikovs and the protocols.

If you ever find it difficult to persuade your wife to have sex, in vain you think that it is almost impossible for other men to do so.