The news:
The sets for the end of the world began to sell in Tomsk.
Grapefruit, spruce, validol, rope and soap will help to survive the end of the world. These items were included in the set for the end of the world, which was prepared at the Tomsk holiday agency.

We are not in a relationship yet.
WOW: I understood
I want him to stop fucking.
I was uncomfortable to come home to him and accidentally see traces of fuck in the garbage.
LOL, of course
Fucking rubbish is bad.

xxx: My wife was upset when I saw that from all the variety of products in the sex shop I chose a cloth with bandages on the back of the head :)

I watched the first series "Arrow"
Chris and how? XD is
Chief: The guy has such a press that I didn't understand the story xDDDD

The oppression of reality makes us plunge into the real world and completely leave the galaxy of theory.
YYY: But one day in the middle of the night, waking up in a cold sweat, from extremely real dreams in the rapid phase of sleep, you will begin to recall fragments of your life even before the uterus and see a paradoxical future turning your consciousness, when at one moment you suddenly do not wake up at another time, age and place.
XXX: We have one bar

Today at the planner in the administration of the district, the final word of the Head is the oath to the subordinates for a week: do not be afraid to do good - it will not drown... do good - it will not sink!!! to
Slowly falling under the table.

In this case, the wagon presses a special button and sand is poured out on the rails.
Sand and fucking! From the tram! On the rails! In the 21st century! Fuck it, fuck it! From anybody, shit, the tram! Aaaahahahahahahahahah! Where was I before? Why is this not written in children’s stories?

It is terrible to think what will happen to him if he learns that such a system is equipped with all modern railway locomotives in any country.

From the distribution of "Leningrad - Fish" on the router:
Genrry: Cable fuck I listen to the ocean of English samurai!
Ikibro: Genrry, music criticism is not yours.

XXX is
I dreamed I was a daddy.
XXX is
My dad...
YYYY
This is great 😉
XXX is
I want to be a daddy!
YYYY
And I want to be a mother very much) what is the problem with you so easy to get a child
XXX is
and? Oh no... what are you...
YYYY
Why is?
XXX is
Did you not understand?
XXX is
I dreamed that I was Bishop of Rome, Vicary of Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme High Priest of the Ecumenical Church, Grand Pontiff, Primas of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State-City of the Vatican, slave of the slaves of God!
XXX is
I want to be Pope of Rome.
YYYY
Facepalm...

- Well, what is IMHO I understood, and TP is a typical girlfriend, right?
The stupid shit.
I am a goat!!! to

From the forum "What to do if you drowned your phone?"

My phones were swimming everywhere: 1.
Sony Ericsson in tea 2.Siemens in soup:D 3.Nokia in tea
Mineral floating (still working) 4
The current Nokia is well known.
Beton, that’s what it is.
Was he swimming in concrete?? to

We sit together with a girlfriend and discuss her problems with the guy. She corresponds with him by SMS, and he is also sitting somewhere with two friends.
- Fuck, we really sit in the headquarters and say we need to write.
Our headquarters stands out as an intellectual.
and pause.
and Eeee. It is not intelligence, but intelligence.
Yet another pause.
Although not, it is not distinguished.

Food store in Orenburg. I went to the store for a few minutes looking for baby food. Not able to continue hopeless search, I appeal to the shop employee:
Tell me, please, where do you have baby food here?
In the department "Alcohol"!!He taught me a great tone.
Actually, I didn’t guess right away...

Advertising pads on the box, and the inscription at the bottom "Self-treatment is harmful to your health" ("Self-treatment is harmful to your health"). The plates on the recipe will just be ohuenny, dish.

Dialogue on Relationships:
... and the girl somehow materializes sooner or later, especially if you make successes in any field. It will surely appear at the peak of your perfection and ruin all the foolishness. The fox is like that.

13Landgraf: The guy, it is the same helicopter on radio control, cooler than him only the concert of AC/DC and Megan Fox...

Comment on the Microsoft website with the IE10 jump:

"On behalf of Poltava web developers
The mountains in the hell ;)
Thank you"

In the entire galaxy there are fewer blue stars than in our show business.

This ice-blooded story happened many years ago when I was still a student working as an ambulance in one of the districts of Samara. As a rule, every ambulance in any area has an undercover but well-known list of unloved addresses. Our station was no exception either. Our heroes, the most capricious and boring patients, we knew in the face. Some Praskovia Philipovna constantly terrorized our emergency, with a periodicity of up to three to four times a day. Going out for her "bad with the heart", it was ultimately necessary to convince the sick that plus-minus five millimeters of mercury in the indications of her blood pressure - this is the physiological norm, that today's nine-hour absence of the stool - it is not a sign of the faeces, that the cardiogram again and again not only heart attack - even arrhythmias does not say. And, of course, to teach by hand the geography and nature of all kinds of stirrings, bullshit, compressions and murmurs. It is clear that it is not worth expecting something else from the hypochondria, but when the flu epidemic, the brigades do not get out of the cars, and the call to her address only for today is the fourth...
At the fourth call, Vasilich, a doctor from God, an Afghan veteran, did not resist. The soul asks for Homs. After leaving the officer at the station and joking with the dispatcher, why did she make big eyes and quickly burst, he said to the people in a smoker:
We’ll argue on the cognac that Philippovna won’t get anyone this week!
I hit my hands and the doctor went. He returned quickly. Five minutes after his arrival, the telephone ringed. After removing the telephone, the controller listened for a minute, floating in a smile, kicked, and then, pressing the lever of the reboot, called somewhere. Cognac Vasilich disputed, and how! No one called from this address for a month and a half. Vasilich and the controller were silent as partisans, so at the end of the challenge received from Praskovia Filipovna almost dropped a draw, who to go - before that it was curious to know the details from the first mouth.
It turned out that, last time opening the door to the doctor, the patient stumbled: the squalope stood on the four and held a suitcase in his teeth. After holding out the theatrical pause, he put his suitcase on the floor and squinted on it four times. After that, the man in his coat turned around and shook down the stairs on four. When the confusion passed, Philipovna called the ambulance again and complained that the doctor, the fool, was lying on her. The manager turned out to be a nice and responsive girl and promised to send normal doctors.
When another brigade arrived, "not in the example of this, all as a selection, just grenaders!“The doctor asked so:
Did you say he was on the four?
Yes yes yes!
And even, forgive me, laughed like a dog?
A true cross!
I have to say that in all the one and a half months of being in the psychiatric hospital, the heart of Praskovia Filipovna did not get sick once.

My husband just got me with his semi-literate sex, and I can’t even teach him not to burn up.