In connection with numerous mentions, Icotta died from Chuck Norris.

I live in a small village next to the fire department. In the summer, each day, comrades firefighters change the water in the cars, the old is poured to the ground, the new is pumped. Well, how they decided to have fun and directed the hose strictly vertically up, they made the rain, and then stood and waited for all the water to flow out of the reservoir))) Seeing this picture, I heard my father's hysterical laughter. Father says through tears: Optimus is up!! to

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[0:39:28] xxx: write some psto
[0:46:53] xxx: describe in a hot spot how bad you are, how you are oppressed by the capitalist class
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And no one oppresses me.
“I eat the unicorns, and I eat them.
XXX: I have nothing to say.
XXX: This is the perfect world.

What do you think about oral sex?
Natalo: I suspect that as well as you to moralXD

Mew

Dabbstep is not music.
YYY: So what is it?
zzz: these are the sounds of fucking transformers

YYY: Did you have that you need to go through the whole city on a subway with a gasoline without a blanket?
You are a maniac, right?
YYY: Everyone was just fuck :D
Fuck, fuck all the maniacs with the gasoline in the subway :D
xxx: the city of Phuistov :3
Moscow : 3

I lie with my girlfriend on the bed, getting ready to sleep. I explain some simple thing and give simple examples for visibility.
I: Well, in general, this is when the nose is itching and it cannot be scratched.
She scratches her nose
I: Well, or when you want to sneeze and it is not possible not to sneeze.
She screams *
I: Hm... Well, in principle it’s like a mine.
Second pause, wild rust of both

Questions from Miley:

Q: How to install Windows 8 SP2 on a tablet home phone?

Corporate, at the table opposite each other are sitting a young lawyer (you - 26 years old) and deputy. Director ( Z - 65 years old )
A: You understand, now is the New Year, celebration, family affairs...
YU: Listen, I understand, you hope for a New Year’s miracle, but you don’t get it!

Half of the office is under the table.

Tell me what anime you’re watching and I’ll tell you that you’re wrong with your head.

Dimka: Shas called from home credit. Hz why. Congratulations on the New Year. I asked if it was comfortable for me to talk. I think I’m going to say 'I’m going to be doing a good job'. The man swallowed. I will call back later :D

Nothing makes you feel the proximity of the future like a scream from the toilet "Please dictate me the password from the wifay!".

I play WoT, a wife is sitting next to me.

I: Look, the French tanks added, you see how round they are?
Just like a croissant :)

Do you have a personal list of people you would like to sleep with?
2: the census of population? )))

When communicating with the girl came to mind the thought that phrases like this:

The Malvinas.
I thought I misunderstood it, and the excuse for this was that you did not forgive me for what happened, and everything else could be because, as I understood, you wanted it because of what you love, and not just because of your instinct, or you only spoke instincts?

...used from the morning after the New Year, you need to be prohibited by law %)

Discussion on the premiere of the new film
Plohisoft: Where can we see it in the city?
Piranha: Is there anything in the movie?
Plohisoft: No, I’m interested in where in the city there are sofas in front of the house that you can see the TV through the window.

bh> but the most epic ban I’ve earned on online mafia. announced a closed theme game for friends, the theme announced - eggs. I’m a fucking clever man, I picked up my nick. For what was funny, such eggs were not meant and this is a game for cultural people. I mean the Latin word ovo, that is, a bird’s egg, not such an egg.
bh> I didn’t really get along with these cultural people :)

Mother watched the "Let's get married", at the end show who gave the ad or type of such, read the wishes of one: "HIGH BRUNET..." the hysteria came instantly.

From the reply of mayl.ru:
xxx: Give a link to download a completely transparent theme for Windows 7.
YYY: Did you know that a completely transparent topic will be invisible?

Books "How to Become an Effective Manager" and "How not to Become a Fool" are sold in pairs, but, usually, managers read only one of them.