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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56352
 12.11.2011
Russia’s 14-ton spacecraft is targeting the United States.
The Phobos Ground, according to preliminary estimates, will fall to Earth on December 3.

Commentary: Well with God.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56351
 12.11.2011
The girl’s statement:
Men like bluetoth, but close - the connection is good. Kгдa far away - the heart begins to spark new devices, and the Woman as wi-fi, sees everyone, but connects to the strongest )))

Answer of the guy:
Yin...
Let’s start with the fact that the coverage radius is not very different.
Just as Bluetooth is looking for new devices, Wi-Fi is looking for new networks, and with greater speed and less resolution ;)
In addition, when connecting a new device, Bluetooth will always ask you whether you want it or not, even if the new device knows your password.
while wi-fi is easily hacked, and when you see a password generally unconditionally "moves your legs")))

[ + 50 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56350
 12.11.2011
Mysteryx: Mda... in my childhood the “Massaraksh!” was a sign of good taste in literature. Nowadays it is bad in the cinema.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56349
 12.11.2011
Dad switched the channels to see what was going on:
Channel 1: (with a harsh voice) the reality is cruel...
Channel 2: (rejoicing)... and breakfast should correspond to this!

and brother from the kitchen with "Rollton" so sad comes out)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56348
 12.11.2011
Tracker from the discussion Skylim:
-"Tell me about this issue!) In my hero was shot with a arrow straight into the mouth))) and she is still torching there, a couple of missions have passed after that, it is still torching!!))) play then you can all the norms, but the chat stresses anyway)) you can who knows what you can do)"

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56347
 12.11.2011
HarboS: I sit chewing something on a cigarette.
HarboS: The boss (N) comes in and says
Do you know how workers were chosen before?? to
HarboS is no.! to
The men sat at the table and watched who was eating.
HarboS: So what?
Whoever has eaten well, has worked well!! to
HarboS: Why all this conversation?? to
N: You would definitely fuck them all.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56346
 12.11.2011
Incoming SMS: -Mom, urgently put 1300 rubles on my account, don't call, then I'll explain everything.
SMS: Go on, we found the bug.
Incoming SMS: -The balance of your personal account is equal to -1230 rubles.
:' and (

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56345
 12.11.2011
About the harm of alcohol:

Fuck you fuck me fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Yesterday I drank...drank a lot.
HYGY: He came home, could not enter the innet, which he did and went in.
HYGY: Scuco when from the tra I saw that I had gentoo instead of windy
I stopped drinking.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56344
 12.11.2011
HHH
It’s nice to communicate with someone who doesn’t get to Wikipedia through every word you say, in order to find out what it means.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56343
 12.11.2011
On the Internet saw the news - link:"Doctors in shock: a person lives without a brain and works as a programmer"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56342
 12.11.2011
You’ve tried the grass, right? There is really nothing harmful to her? You just laugh. Yes is?
Oh, if... I’d fuck her again :(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56341
 12.11.2011
xxx: fucking, here is green tea, according to the idea, you can cook once... and what we sell - the 2nd time you cook - and this fucking gets...
YYY: Yes, and the first time also fucking.
YYY: The second time even a little better – you get used to it after the first time.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56340
 12.11.2011
Lynch: how to extinguish a maika, if it has been filled with a homemade napalm and does not want to extinguish?
Lynch: A, all
Lynch: the source of the problem

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56339
 12.11.2011
How good that in our childhood, our parents didn’t have a video camera.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №56338
 12.11.2011
Sberbank does not burn in advertising at all.
170 years ago, the man proudly boasts the purchase of a car on three wheels, and the front is already curved from the factory.
What do we see 170 years later? All the same man before the 1970s goes to the bank and pays out the loan for the bankruptcy.
The realists.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56337
 12.11.2011
I want to go to McDougall.
Yyy: Do not go, you will save: money, figure and health.This is what I tell you, as a Jew, a man and a doctor.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56336
 12.11.2011
Did you know that if you mix vodka and vegetable oil, you get polyole?
Or fun diarrhea, depending on how to use (=

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56335
 12.11.2011
BrightMan: 11.11.11 - the Census of Debils in ZAGSACH is coming to an end :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56334
 12.11.2011
Amper
I believe that in a game in which there is no collimator prickel, it is not even worth playing.
Amper
Deluxe 3D Mega Super Mayhem Gold Edition Now with a collateral target.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56333
 12.11.2011
I always thought the anecdotes about the army were just the fiction of humorists. Until I went to serve myself and heard the phrase that shocked me.
Captain of the Armed Forces, Uncle over thirty, height 190 cm. and etc. A soldier, in full seriousness:
Today you laughed, and tomorrow you will sell the Motherland!! to

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