Ekaterina
Do you know how to break pages?

Dmitry
I can cut the scissors!
Broken hard

Max (15:09:45 26/11/2012)
I walked with Yulka on Merlin, and I heard by the edge of my ear:
For the big room, this is the decor.
and hm. I think it is expensive...
What is fucking? Have you swallowed? You know how angry this word is! Do not dare to explain it! You hear! Do not laugh!

I ask my husband if he can stand on his head. He spoke in childhood.
And the happiness?
I’m twice as fat! The head is still the same. 😉

by F.A.Q Stima
Q: I'm trying to buy the game, but Steam makes a mistake: "Ups we're sorry. This game is not available in your region"
A: This game is not available in your region.

Yana
All monsters must in their lives sink a ship, kill a man and die by the sword of the hero.
Joy is
I have so many more things to do.)

ChePochem: what they will not offer not to do lighting, so you can and street cats in light vests to dress... and pigeons...

And you look at yourself in the morning, under the lamp, you can never see the man in dark clothes. In the morning you go out, and under the lamp you see only reflectors on children's clothes, and you can only guess about the presence of a mother in a black or dark gray coat nearby.

Daria: *Send a picture* It reads: "The reaction of the ordinary man to the saucer - Oh what a cute bird! My reaction to the swallow – Hey you, bird, I know it’s you who eaten my Hogwarts letter!
Tagged with: Dada
Daria: What does Dada mean, where is my letter? >_<

After the first births, I thought: "It is very unfortunate that the childhood story that children are found in cabbage turned out to be false :( "

Fuck them, with grandmothers with tattoos on the back. The first retirees with tunnels in their ears will soon appear!

I got to the point that when I read the list of U.S. universities, I tried to read Oxford as a sixteenth number.

You have to be able to do so to find Oxford in the United States.

China to build world’s tallest building in 90 days
WOW: Is it probably somehow related to the fact that Asians have the smallest penises in statistics?

The husband revolves around and hints at the repayment of the marital debt. I, without breaking away from the computer in which I build in 3D MAX'e, I give out: "Dear, take off, I have enough eggs with max!" What eyes he had...

As I chase on the IS-3, the computer begins to lie.
The tank is heavy!

I go under a barrel to my sleeping husband, cling to his back with my nose and, gradually warming up, I say, “Mmm, my husband... He’s still warm!”

Call a friend’s girlfriend:
I don’t have a place to stay, I’ll stay with you for a few days.
Will we hide it or tell it to everyone?? to

Forum on C++

Leprikoshka: You have to find the maximum and the minimum in the two-dimensional range, and change their places. How to implement?

Iqka: remove all elements and change places for maximum and minimum.
of elementary!

1 Ahah, on wiki jokers. I read about functional keys, all kinds of f...
F13 is used for various magical spells.
Then I pressed :(
2 is not found?
Probably like a nine and three-quarters platform.
1 and I am a ugly maggull (

Reader: In general, we need to send our spies to China to steal the technology to fight State parasites.

I picked the color of the ass window under the color of the configurator window 1c. I do not burn.

Immediately invent an anecdote about Koreans!
The Nafiga?
I am corresponding with a Korean, she knows a lot of Russian jokes, I want to answer the same.
WOW: Dinner in front of the web and station her Gangamstil
You are the third person to recommend this.)