bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149814
 18.03.2018
xxx: We found out here that our fun pianist was throwing a sting in the piano.
yyy: So, it turns out that there are not only the piano in the bushes, but also the bushes in the piano.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149813
 18.03.2018
Diets are extensive concepts. My mother has diabetes, in her diet even apples are undesirable (except for the already nuclear-acid), and fried corns are the norm.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149812
 18.03.2018
Though the commandment would be steep, “Do not grieve in the place of the people, nor in the soul of your neighbor, nor in the comments under the post of a distant one.” It is useful :)
It is a pity that the Pharisees would have ignored it, as they now ignore the covenants not to judge, not to be sad hypocrites and not to stone.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №149811
 18.03.2018
>>> I’ve taken you to the temple.

>> God is not in the temple, but in the soul,

I don’t know what the dispute is about. It’s like you can’t fool your soul.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149810
 18.03.2018
Girls in note. Friends do not go to the bathroom.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149809
 18.03.2018
My father did not eat chocolate, chocolate candy, or drink cocoa for the rest of his life.
At the age of 15, he and his friend escaped from the Children's Home.
I went to work for Neptune. On the first day, he placed a pot of hot chocolate in front of the boys, swung in his hands on a fresh French bulka.
Then they felt bad... They could not only take chocolate in their mouths, but also put it in their pockets.
What do you think about taking bribery?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №149808
 18.03.2018
The Russians were looking forward to the “Day of Silence” much more than the “Day of Elections”.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149807
 18.03.2018
>> Two law enforcement officers proudly walk through their affairs by a rolling drunk bomb. I feel my police guard me.

A drunk rolling bombardment does not threaten anyone until he dies. And after that, the problem is not police, but sanitary and epidemiological.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149806
 18.03.2018
<Z> Everything is fine in North Korea and everyone is happy. Those who are unhappy are shot.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149805
 18.03.2018
> I can’t fully understand why the incapsulation is needed.
The system should be closed as Hannibal Lector is in the chamber. We know how to find out if he is still alive and how to feed him. You cannot interact with him anymore. There may be consequences.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149804
 18.03.2018
What to think here

Neradence: I bought food today in the dining room and heard a very charming dialogue between a young woman and the chef.
Do you have anything dietary?
Q: I don’t know what your diet is.
Something like cottage in Kiev.
and pause.
Q: A roasted straw?
J : Yes.
Neradence: I still think.

without mayonnaise

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149803
 17.03.2018
(Theme on the "harm of ultrasound during pregnancy")
WOW: Where did I hear that WOW is harmful to women
Zzzz: Of course it is harmful! The floors are not washed, the meal is not ready, and all because of the wai fa!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149802
 17.03.2018
In Seoul, there is the Maphos Bridge, which has a bad reputation, in the people it is called the Bridge of Suicides. City authorities, together with psychologists, decided to turn the Bridge of Despair into the Bridge of Life. On the parapet placed inspiring pictures and life-affirming phrases: "I love you!", "The best ahead!" and (you just think in!“Have you eaten something?” followed by a long sequence of photographs of all sorts of Korean dishes and diners, which, judging by their faces, are at the highest point of enjoyment of taste. And signatures under the photo: “Apetitive, isn’t it?” and “Do you really want to deprive yourself of all this?” and imagine the number of people who want to break up with their lives on the Maphos Bridge has dropped by 77%! Now appetizing pictures are planned to be placed on other bridges across the river Hangan, although they are not like bad fame. For any case.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149801
 17.03.2018
as me

I look at the picture on the current page of my ex.
I: Again he gave his foolish flowers. Can I write her a comment "Stupid, he’ll leave you anyway!"?
Not a spoiler!! to

Only the author is stupid.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149800
 17.03.2018
Let’s put the discs in the debt! The voice of the people is the voice of God!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149799
 17.03.2018
You’ll joke, my dragon will bite your eggs!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It is :)
XXX: Yes no, normal, Sperm. This dog is called mine.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149798
 17.03.2018
- Yes, the Russians have historically developed so that weapons can be seen poorly, can be heard well, but too late.
- This great tradition is laid down in a quiet "tree" on Lake Chud.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149797
 17.03.2018
All these insults have nothing to do with true believers!
They would rather pray for the author of the "sow" or something like that, that the Lord might forgive and understand.
And they use the role of God on themselves - to judge, to punish. And in others they incite anger and enmity, engage in sin with pride, and yet cover themselves with the name of God!
Not to mention that without their crying, no one would have known about this frog. Is this foolishness or devil’s service?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149796
 17.03.2018
At a stop near Meduniver, two girls.
I am just a handjob.
But the muscles of the pelvic bottom are okay.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149795
 17.03.2018
Yes, that is, behind every splashing man with one-room and non-drinking, there is a row of "not bad".
and
I have two, a car and a good salary, I don’t drink at all. Where is my turn (whether or not bad - it doesn't matter, the main thing is to the female gender)??? to

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna