The management decided to decorate the life of employees of the company ;)
In the toilet, instead of conventional switches, a hybrid of light and motion detectors was installed.
The result - after entering the bathroom, you need to immediately start to move diligently - otherwise the light will automatically turn off. xd
I don’t need discos.

by Mirror
What a pet

Mixlink
who comes every Saturday with the words "We have a dohuya bukhla"))))))

by Mirror
Authorization approved

In response to:
I live with a girl (a blonde).
One day I go to the yandex, enter the letter, and there comes the previous introductory phrase for search:
"Why do the flowers not grow on the head?")))) pl, rjunimagu)"

It is not worth all that you do not understand to drop on the hair color of the girl!!! to
"Blond" male is generally incurable and even more chronic!!! to
"Why don't flowers grow on the head?" is a line from a fairly famous children's song.

My wife saw WoW and tried to play.
Family life collapsed. and naked.

I go with a guy to visit him, not far from him, but with a transplant. On the street it is cold, snow and strong wind, and the tram we need is less often than others and always under the rope filled, well, we decided to wait in Euroset.
And there all such important people go, choose, ask to get the best mobile phones to the people just dark and fucking all such!!!! Even the grandmothers who can’t distinguish the phone from the stepler!!! Well, we are standing modestly at the windshield we are going to go out (the tram here to support) and here behind the back of the soul-breaking head of the store consultant runs on the whole parade: Dear visitors of the tram number 5 is arriving!!! Please prepare the fee early!! to
At least one remains indifferent. No is!! Everyone broke to the exit!! to

The fire broke recently. Every famous person in his childhood had a toy that influenced his future life. For example, Bush played soldiers, Natasha Korolev slept with a plush monkey... and Vladimir Putin had a bear.

Everyone thinks the spies look side by side and look suspicious.
In fact, it looks suspicious a man who splashed on the street in headsets...

The worst thing in my life was when I worked as a carrier. Once I came to the warehouse, and realized... that in order to get the bar stand, you need to take the DJ board out on the street, in its place to put a large box that will free the passage for the sofa, which is still in the spirit. Since then, I’ve realized that the game of Sockoban has a real story. I hate this game!!! to

"Home2 Screensaver
The best gift for your half. Buzova, Tretyakov, Vodonayev, Karimov and May on the screen ALWAYS! Registration in the best traditions of transmission (via SMS). The author easily managed to divert households from this super show with the most usual screensaver. First joy, pleasure, thanks and all that. Then it gets bored, along with the transmission. Try it.
Downloads "

Comments on the program:
"My girlfriend was delighted! DOM2 watch stopped, but I don't know how to take it away from the screensaver now :)"

:D

The lecture. The exhibition will show you the experience with electrical equipment.
Voice from the audience:
And "n’t it a fuck?and "
PRED
This is not a debt, but who said it?? to

Oh Russia...
Today I watched a picture of how a man pulled out a PEPSI machine standing on the platform from the socket and charged the mobile phone.

It was a military case. They wrote a checklist on topogeodesis - the only one for the whole semester. Thus e. It is the assessment on this control and will determine the overall assessment throughout the course. I don’t think it’s worth explaining the student’s love for the military department. I would add only that the military department was located behind the city, on the other bank of the river, in the forest. You could only get to it by one bus route, which in the winter was extremely irregular. The people were filled with it like snow in the taiga. And to go to this very department at an inappropriate time was difficult - secrecy! That is, if you don’t write the checklist at 3 points, prepare for the worst. Now the story itself. We wrote a rubbish checklist and, dying, we wait for assessments. Of course, no one knew the material, so the silence is dead. Finally, the major, coughing out, starts from the beginning of the list. "Andreev – three!" Oh, blessing!!! Andrei Eagle looks at us, smiling. Others are jealous. "Anthony - three!" The same reaction. No two yet. And then there are two of them, and the two of them, and the two of them. The dead silence. And here from the back there is a scream of despair and pain, a scream of a deaf man shot at the take-off, a hunter who hit his own but a bear’s trap. "Thanks to you!!!!Even in those times, such words were not abandoned at classes. But the major seemed to have permeated him, with an unexpectedly improved voice (or maybe with them just like that!) It runs. "Okay, three and four" The curtain.

<xxx> at the end of the day! xd
<Shahrezor> Leave, there’s enough shit.

Phaeton: my sister has a USB cable.
Phaeton: on the way the port broke out
The Gothic Chief: Crucify her
The Great Gothic :)
Phaeton: need to give in service
Hicking the Snake: Giving up sister in service is harsh

ZZZ
Where are you going to live in Moscow?

XXX is
There are 3 places :)

ZZZ
:D
Kursk, Yaroslavl and Kiev. =) is

XXX: Shit, the inscription in the voting "Sorry, but you can only vote once every 24 hours.". Third day in a row. I cannot vote properly.
YYY: Don’t be stupid! It says: Only once! at 24 hours! Come in at midnight and vote.

1st :
I can’t invite a boy and watch a movie at home.
2nd :
Do you want to play porn?
1st :
I want to arrange it 😉

Link to file in the tracker:
Secrets of Managing Humanity 2030 Mb

Well, there are probably thousands of Donzova's books published, and in the back of the cover is: "Hobby D. Donzova - to tie and baking cakes."
You want a cake, %username%, just bound, hot more...

† RodighosT †
Happily hit.

† RodighosT † (14:40:12 10/10/2008)
The brain rests.

† RodighosT † (14:40:20 10/10/2008)
In the life of Theresia

Morfus (14:40:37 10/10/2008)
Ha is. Not even ice. This fucking new year.

† RodighosT † (14:40:54 10/10/2008)
O_O

† RodighosT † (14:41:01 10/10/2008)
What month is it??????? to

Morfus (14:41:07 10/10/2008)
October...

† RodighosT † (14:41:12 10/10/2008)
fucking

† RodighosT † (14:41:15 10/10/2008)
scared