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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146034
 31.10.2017
I am happy to believe that the cats are aliens.cat 2kg and a 3 month old kitten in one move strangled a squid 2kg weight.Maybe something in the physiology of cats I do not understand?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146033
 31.10.2017
yyy: Here are two pessimistic options for you: "The cockroach flooded" and "The cockroach did not drown".

Mercury again?? to

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146032
 31.10.2017
XXX: Let us not talk to him anymore. I accidentally saw that it was recorded on his phone "Katia 5" and I was immediately offended that I was fifth. And he calmed down, said it was points for appearance, you look at five... Well I believed, forgive me, blossomed... until I called "Angela 8"... And then I realized that the points were at ten points...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146031
 31.10.2017
to this

UUU: xxx, this is called "hop-stop".
K.O.L. Y.D.K

The quote reminded me. We had a girl with reduced social responsibility who loved to go to her lovers on holidays. That is, here is the New Year's Eve, and she goes first to one, "greetings", goes to another, and so 5-6 people managed to get around. She called it "Blitz-Koljady". They ended when she fell to her husband without warning, and he not only had time to get married since last year, but also had a child.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146030
 31.10.2017

> I think this is insulting!!! to
Why can’t I, a healthy, young man, afford to pump the rights?? to

Don’t forget to turn on, don’t be proud!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №146029
 31.10.2017
Novak Djokovic put the CNN host in a deadlock, answering a question about what pushed him, Djokovic, to such outstanding achievements in the sport. The great tennis player stated that as a child he survived the bombardment of NATO aircraft of his defenseless country and dreamed of winning by any means available to him...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146028
 31.10.2017
In beauty competitions, decisions are made by the members of the jury.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146027
 31.10.2017
Very angry people who come to my office to talk and at the same time start to grab various items from the table, without asking permission.
I was given a hunting knife for my birthday. The big. is terrible. With handles of horns and in leather knives. He lay on the table. There came such a comrade with a scratchy pen... While he was telling about his problems, the cloth in his hands turned-turned, removed from the knives – inserted... Finally, put back on the table. And I, continuing the conversation, get my nose cloth, carefully take the knife, put it in the safe and lock it with a key. After a minute, the man begins to break down, losing the thread of conversation... Then he asks, “What have you done now?”I answer, “Nothing,” and I look closely at him. In short, that half day ran after me, asking him to wipe off his knife.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146026
 31.10.2017
On television it is immediately noticeable who of the correspondents are the favourites of the leadership, and who - quite the opposite.
Some are constantly reporting on new yachts of oligarchs from Monaco or on villas in Marbella, while sitting at the table in the Michelin restaurant.
And others for some reason constantly talk about the flooding in Yakutia, the breakthrough of sewage in an abandoned village in the Murmansk region, the rebellion of prisoners in Chita...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146025
 31.10.2017
The trade nowadays goes so that even if you sell high-tech microscopes at a scientific conference, a man will rush to the end and ask:
Do you have a witch amulet?

yyy: I saw a man at a conference selling some equipment for ultrasound mountain scanning. He had a witch amulet. Not for sale, but it was.

zzz: Alexander, no matter who lives in the caves, he will find a job as a witch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146024
 31.10.2017
The PFF!

Unfortunately, very many people do not read the theory and have to drag them on a single lane road at a speed of 60 km / h until they turn somewhere.

Unfortunately, many people believe that the speed limit in the city was invented from a bull and to sink a pedal on a single-band road in the city is the norm. People will run away, you will always have time to slow down, and so on all your arguments. The point is not that there is a plus of 20 km/h to your speed, as a mistake for cameras and radars, but the danger of surrounding your car and padding between the steering wheel and the seat.
And with an instructor to stand out - the easiest way to extend your ride on the site in the auto school for a few more months.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №146023
 31.10.2017
Have you watched Ninja Turtles?
YYYYYY: Yes I liked Mickey Angela.
I always played for him in Dundee.
And Mickey Angela?
Miyuki is?? to
The angel?? to
YYY: Did you write wrong?
XXX: Go ahead
The Danny Body
Leo Nardy
iiiiiii...
by Rafik El
>_<
by Arhi

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146022
 31.10.2017
Did not enter:
>>> Many would have treated homosexuals normally, unless they were such piddars.
"Pirates" is it about "many"?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146021
 31.10.2017
What is the policy of double standards? When you’re a kid, everyone is upset that you don’t sleep, you run. And when you grow up, everyone is upset that you are sleeping and not running!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146020
 31.10.2017
Friends in the bathroom. A friend wraps a towel on the belt, in the manner of a kittle. He stands up in an epic posture and asks:
Well what? It looks like a cruel Viking.
Not very harsh. The rough should squeeze a little from under the kilt.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146019
 31.10.2017
xxx> Phone automatically changes "binary" to "pork". Someday there will come a moment when I will not notice this replacement, and one of the students in response will receive sharp criticism of his work.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146018
 31.10.2017
Author's commentary on fashion on Skyrim with the bandits:
If your fight lasts for more than 4 hours, kill the hiller.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146017
 31.10.2017
xxx: I recently got a two-sided scan of my card from the seller himself, with a fully visible name, expiration date and CVV. And here is only the card number, and not to whom, but to the employee of the bank.

yyy: when I was issuing a visa in the travel agency, my employee took a card and printed it on two sides (with a number, name, CVV and validity date) I didn't even have time to hide it.

Zzzz: Nothing... you’ll still be able to.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146016
 31.10.2017
I so understand, the essence of the claim to the man was to horror banal - he was instructed to buy, and he performed them incorrectly. All of. In principle, with whom it does not happen, especially if you have been at work before.

And it would be nothing, if he was also bothered in other matters, for example, would be confused about how many football tickets to take for the whole honest company, or there to a friend in the garage would be attracted by dispersion not a dome, but a perforator... but strangely, in the words of us "family" - the most important thing, and in fact for husbands and fathers, the family is often obtained on the residual principle. Money brought, and all away from me, "Yana’s work was fucking". But with all the other "the word silk", "I will break up in a slice, and I will make" and other vivid male speech.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146015
 31.10.2017
In front of the White and Red store is the Light and Dark store.

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