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We have a conversion at home. My wife went to work, so now I take the child out of the garden, go shopping, sit in the evening with the child. I prepare dinner for everyone, feed the child and bring my wife with me for lunch tomorrow. And the rest of the little things...
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I was so glad that my wife went to work and earn money. And now I start to suspect that I’ve been fucked somewhere...
[11:04] xxx: mla... killed))
[11:04] xxxh: the clone has come... Nakhargiz Neo...
We are in the matrix.
Grand: Or say to him, Uncle Neo, let us fly like in the second part of the ROFL.
Please send him a greeting from Smith 😉
[11:08] Grand: Gig, so the variant *ROFL*
[11:08] xxx: aaaa))))))))) all... killed all... the operator gave him a form and sent him to fill out the table.. and there are two folders on the table.. red and blue...)))))))))))
[11:10] Grand: Killed the Milla
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I recently communicated with a friend...And what do you talk about work.-where do you work?-connector in part...-and you get a lot?...and after 5 seconds of silence the answer:'so in time'))))))))))))))))))))
Tell the people where you find the girls who give for the switching of the windshield...I will reinstall the windshield. About yourself: sports bodybuilding, without in / p.
I want to be so sorry...
YYY : Why?
Because nothing happens in life.
I wanted normal relationships – I sent a nahuy. I want to go to work, fucking.
yyy: "a true Buddhist is happy with every breath of reality"
This is what reality is... where is it, this reality?! to
XXX is fucking. The cat has also broken under the nose!! to
yyy: "Inspire the reality!" :-D
ASh (20:37:04 17/10/2008)
Fuck the shit 😉
Shesh brother sits watching the broadcast - I hz as the so-called, but there typically need to please who of the people who
And the variants of the guy - it is necessary to determine who of them is a programmer, who is a saper, and who - suffered from a lightning strike.
ASh (20:37:22 17/10/2008)
crazy))) in my understanding, these people should look the same))))))
XXX is
Do you want a candy? 😉
YYYY
Who should be killed?
You all say that the admines are angry.
Not true all this.
I was on the bus today, so a guy (beard, sweater, cape, cpk) gave me a seat.
And you say...
In a beautiful and intelligent child, it is much easier to recognize yourself.
The story of a doctor who worked in an ambulance 20 years ago.
Special pleasure in the intervals between life-saving
communicated with strongly drunk, picked up in a cabbage or
Just on the street.
They bring in. He sees the "illuminators" of the ambulance raffice, round
the lights from above, and the people who bowed over it and evil, with passion
Question in "Loman" Russian:
For what purpose and how did you enter the English submarine?
The boat!? to
When they are brought to themselves again, they explain the essence of the Decree of the CCC of the CPSU.
The fight against drunkenness.
The customer comes to the bank to take the money.
The cashier:
There is no money.
The Client:
very much need.
The cashier:
Why Why?
The Client:
Pay for the apartment.
The cashier:
Pay by translation.
The Client:
“Damn, I want to eat, give me money, I’ll go to a restaurant.
The cashier:
You have a card. Pay for a visa, and we can’t give you money.
The client (on the other hand):
Give me my money! Maybe I want to get rid of the prostitute.
The cashier (pointing the hand to the operating officer):
Please choose it!
I have such a big penis that if I put it on the keyboard, it would cover all the letters from A to Z.
In fact, he is huge...
The choice of antivirus.
Panda is
A female battalion composed of institutions armed with old rifles. At the slightest noise, they begin to whisper exhaustedly and burn randomly (usually - to the sky). When they see the enemy, they faint or run away.
Advantages: It is practically not visible.
Disadvantages: The beneficial effect is also not noticeable.
McAfee
The tank brigade. Motorcycles rush, smells of lubrication, plumbery tankers catch the girls running past round places, and somewhere in the forest there is a sling. It looks impressive and weighty, in battle works quickly, efficiently and mercilessly. The enemy cannot penetrate inside at least simply out of fear.
The advantages: reliability.
Disadvantages: Tank lubrication today is very expensive, not to mention shells and fuel.Sometimes forget about enemies, if there are a lot of girls around.
Norton
Enemy occupation army. Officers on the rights of the winners free of charge drink snacks in luxurious restaurants, soldiers run through the courtyards, recycle the food, steal women, and engage in small household barbarism. Another enemy in the country, of course, will no longer pass, it is. But life in occupation, you know, is not sugar either.
Advantages: The border on the castle. and intentionally.
Disadvantages: The enemy is inside.
Alcohol is eliminated from the body within a week.
2 – He will never leave.
1: I will go to the catwalk
Q: What size do you have?
2 to 45
One is fucking...
The idea is to swim fast.
XXX is
Why do you delete emails if there is more than 2000 MB of free space?
XXX is
Why wash if the toilet is big?
age
Do you go through normally?
age
Olive oil
age
You know 😉 😉 😉 😉
age
That you are silent, I am here in love, and you...
When you are new to the company and at the first corporation after the 5th toast you declare that you are here now... you can see "your")
This morning the alarm rings and rings, feeds and feeds!
I’m already hearing others in the room start waking up, crawling and screaming, saying, “Let’s get up and cut off the alarm clock!”and "
The first thought: fucking... well don’t scream you... sorry... late to bed... I can’t get up... five more minutes...
The second thought: Fuck! I am one of you alive!!! to
awakened
Go to bed earlier...
I dropped my old toys today, and Mommy said she would not buy me anything like that again. I am in Ahua. How is it? My grandfather gave it to me!!! to