Pronounce the "pump" with the emphasis on the last slang. Feel the shadow of the vineyard, the taste of the young bozhole, the coziness of the wine cellar...

With this broken arm, there was another case.
I went to the clinic for a scheduled medical examination. 3 months after the operation. I go to the traumatologist who closed the hospital for me. An example of dialogue:
What are you complaining about?
I came to the examination by breakdown.
and yes! Yes to! I remember. The left hand, a plate in the shoulder? is right?
Exactly!
Show your hand. The scar is good. My hand is shaking well, doesn’t it hurt? Raise your hand for the head. There is no pain? Nothing interferes? Well, let’s not radiate you with rhinoceros again. I don’t see anything that would prevent the closure of the hospital. Congratulations to you! You can go to work on Monday.
O or Doctor? Did you remember me exactly?
And what happened?
I closed the hospital a month ago.
O O O O O O
and yes. I have been working since the 12th of last month.
And how? Is your hand disturbed?
Almost not almost. Except that, after pulling something heavy, it may be at night.
So why are you crawling! Easy work certificate for what?
I: There is no certificate. You did not write it to me.
Tr: - Yes-a-a?...O_O - thoughtfully looking at my card - I closed the hospital 2 months after the fracture, and did not write out a certificate for easy work...

It is right. Just what you want from the products - take a free baton of doctor's sausage - absolutely fresh and high-quality, which you broke on request about the doctor's sausage, eat it completely, and then declare to the surprised seller, you know, I love not the doctor's, but the amateur, so I will not pay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
It is right, yes. There is only one nuance - I took a baton of sausage from the seller, but at the same time the sausage from the seller was less. How is it, you ask? Basically, I took a copy of the baton.

xxx: Do not underestimate the avenging cat’s inventiveness. Especially if the cat is red. My old cat, one-in-one like a picchu from the post, managed to squeeze the whole hallway at once when I forgot to feed him. How is? At the door stood a strut, in a folded state... It would seem, why a cat cling to its nails on the upper staircase and hanging (!) can start to suck on it.. splashes covered everything, flat layer ((

and relax:

I work in the design department of a construction company. We do houses of glued bruise. And I saw a lot during the work... But to bring the sketch of the cottage in the form of Minecraft's seams, it's already in my opinion.
And also in response to my indignation, they insistently said one thing: Let you repent. There is also a distribution with a flash game.

What is the problem? I would specify the scale, and then give him an estimate for a cottage from a brux 1000.

Slingophile hit me in the liver: "So how do these poor mothers survive, who can't go anywhere? Why hasn’t anyone been stolen yet?
I live in Belarus, there are less than 9 million inhabitants, the world’s highest number of militias per capita and with a criminogenic situation like everything OK – but according to statistics for last year disappeared about 400 children, that’s more than one every day. This person really thinks that it is possible and necessary to leave the wheelchair on the street and go to the store, if there is nothing to do with the sling, once there are two girls in the passage do not break up?

Ever since I was a child, my relatives and acquaintances told me that I was very smart and good. Accordingly, knowing that I am the average idiot of those 95 percent was long and painful for me. = is

[Video discussion about cats and cucumbers]
XXX: What is the fear of cabbage?
YYY: This is a reaction to an unknown hernia hiding from behind.
Well, behold, you’re sitting, you’re an adult smart man, eat. Nothing happens, everything is quiet. You turn around – and there, fucking, the couch! You, of course, understand that the sofas - they are not scary... but you still have to be able to stop the shit!

Piracy is easier.
I’m, for example, a poor man and I can’t afford to go to theaters or buy software... So the producers won’t get a penny from me anyway, regardless of whether I use torrents or not. And we are many of them.

PS: Was Rodin Good bad or good? A rhetorical question.

To the crazy:

I walk on a forest path, a lonely taxi runs in front of me, and its owners do their business nearby. Suddenly, with a loud whisper, this dog begins to rush on my feet, I am scared, jump away and I am about to roll from there, as suddenly the owner of the taxi says:
Girl, what are you doing? Why do you provoke the dog?
I’m right off from this, usually all normal owners pull their dogs away and also apologize.
Making the voice as naive and calm as possible, I ask:
Per I had to put it off right away?
And with a sense of duty, I leave her with a stunned gaze.

The child returned from the kindergarten. He tells us:
We have a new teacher. The old woman has not died yet. Strangely...

Gomez: The first snow in Moscow reveals a subtype of a deer on the roads – an African deer. That is, an individual who has never seen snow before and almost instantly arranges an accident from shock. Massa, inspector, I steered the car smoothly, and then white flies began to fall from the sky.

XXX is oh! Glad you are online. I have a question in the category "The Most Difficult Questions", and more precisely "What Men Want"
Yyy: Minet and Chocolate
YYY: Or is it not about me?

The question of copying:

I was looking for a movie and could not find it anywhere, but I really wanted to see it. And decided to pay for watching it even the price of a movie ticket. And all the sites that offered me to buy content turned out to be a scam. Do you know what was written in the contract? You pay for the trailer. 200 rubles, for a trailer. Although under the video announcement of viewing the full version. In general, only torrent, only savings.

N: Today half of the Hindus have left.
L: You had five of them!

My wife told me she was getting married to one of our friends. Non-profit, average wealth, although it has been sought for a long time. When I asked him what he was doing, she replied that he was the most unusual man in the world. When two feathers pulled over the ice on his fordyk of 99 years, he only said: Holy fricadels! But not that!!! to

The second day of my birthday (53 years) in the country:
They went into the woods, shot from a pump on crows and snowmen.
fried sausages and on rye;
After bathing with bathing;
A goodbye beer at the fireplace.
I have been actively involved in all this. Judging by the photos...

Oh, this bad habit at the moment of thoughtfulness to read in the ears of advertisements... I buy rubber product No. 2 in the pharmacy. In expectation I thought and read "...the vagina has no chances!". The pharmacist, the man of the best soul, only whispered and nodded) read, it turned out - angina has no chance!

I work as a lawyer in a film production company. When I watch movies on telephone, all the time on the machine I look for hidden advertising, tobacco products, alcohol, non-normative vocabulary, corrupt actions, propaganda of homosexuality and other "charms" :) Mom doesn't like to watch movies with me, because I start listing all this out loud)))) She says she has raised a very corrupt child! )))))))

I sit in the dining room. A man comes in and asks the cook:
"What kind of soup is it?"
The cook answers: " mushrooms or fries with fries".
Give me a borst.
A: There is no border.
H: So then harcho...