To live as you want is not selfishness. Egoism is when others have to think and live as you want. – Oscar Wilde
Let’s do that and stop. I suppose people are not concerned with the details of your life - born / not born, completed / premature - until these details affect outsiders.

If nurses (housekeepers, chefs and others) are so expensive, then why is she, all such a poor-unfortunate-lossing qualification in the decree is much cheaper?

My dear wise man! When you (don’t give God) have to look for a nurse for a lying elderly relative, you will be surprised to find that a nurse can be more expensive than you, such a qualified and sought-after. Simply because in addition to the work of difficult, requiring high qualification - but interesting and prestigious, there is work dirty and hopeless, giving nothing to the mind or heart, which just few people agree to do, so it is highly valued. Such work, in particular, includes the work of a babysitter for foreign babies and a dirt cleaner for foreign people. And the chance to hire such an employee is only in people with an income much higher than the average in their place of residence - or where cheap gastarbayters go. But not everyone is so lucky, haha. Therefore, men, use for now the free labor of your wives and do not offend them. The next generation of males will be harder - fools to take everything on and catch the defects less and less.

At the corporation, a colleague - a bald forty-year-old man who loves to teach everyone to live, broadcasts to the subverted youth:
Real men don’t look back. I never look around! Abandoned women, abandoned jobs – everything I left behind is no longer worthy of attention.
The girlfriend (melancholy)
Well, now, at least, it’s clear who in our office toilet constantly leaves behind a sealed toilet.
The speaker stunned and silenced for a short time.

We changed the management at the enterprise, inspectors were immediately sent from Moscow. When I was asked how much I get here, I honestly replied that 20,000 rubles (this is actually the case). The Moscow inspectors did not believe that such money could somehow live and instead of raising my salary, they organized an official investigation against me to find out where I could get the money.

Personally, I don’t see any difference between the clicks, the watches, and the local eugenics, who want to get health reports before conception. Both one and the other should fuck off other people and not go into someone else's life with sweat.

Melomanium: Due to the constant inspections in the subway there was a burning desire on the inside of the bag to stick an aluminum scotch in the form of the word yuh and no longer hush, on the offer to go for inspection, but to do it with joy.

Seven months without marriage
Born seven months old. Until the ninth grade, he had regular colds and was weak and chilly, despite his mother’s constant suffocating care. In the ninth grade he sent his mother (mindfully) into the ass and went to the pool. In six months of swimming somehow unnoticed hardened and stopped getting a serious cold. From the tenth grade, he went to pull the iron. The frequency of colds was reduced to once every three years, the duration of illness - to a day. And overall health has changed very noticeably for the better. So to be born prematurely is half the trouble, but to live prematurely or normal - it depends on us.

The poverty line is usually double.

Commentator of the chess tournament of the contenders, Grandmaster Sergey Shipov said that in his childhood, Oleg Tabakov was given to the chess circle of the Pioneer Palace, where he began to play successfully. In the neighborhood there was a drawing circle, where the number of girls significantly exceeded the number of boys. Once, the director of the drawing club asked the chess manager to borrow three boys for the mass match. Three boys left, including Tobakov, who remained there for the rest of his life.

Grandchild, what are you doing?
“I’m in the contact, grandmother, you won’t understand.
Why do I not understand? “Lyala sweet girl” in your friends is me!

"14 March in the coworking YellowRockets will be held a third round. This time it will be discussed Docker, with a selection of practical cases..."

I can’t get rid of the feeling that this is written by a person who really wants to work abroad, but no one is waiting for him there.

> And hercules then what is it?

And Hercules is Hercules, who is sick with pediculosis. Inf is 100%.

Another version: herculosis is like pediculosis, only instead of lice - oatmeal.
Most often bearishes are sick.

Damn, it didn’t work, Othello failed.
Maybe an Acacia?
But it doesn’t sound bad either.

Could Theresa go to the phone?
She is sleeping.
If you wake up, tell me that Vladimir called.
What does "If" mean?

Do not shoot at kings. My brother has died.”

© V.I. Ulyanov (Lenin)
advice from the outsiders.

Those who go to doctors die more often than those who don’t. Doctors who really want to cure a patient can be counted on their fingers all over the world.
I will open your eyes, brother. Sick people die more often than healthy people because they are sick, not because they go to doctors.

To make the world better, the weak must be thrown down from the rock, and the strong must be thrown down by themselves.

Obviously, for some, a premature baby or a diabetic is equally inferior and expensive to them in the bioreactor. And what about those who are up-to-date, practically healthy, but just dumb, malicious and jealous shit? Giving birth to a diabetic child is not as scary as the perfect white-haired cattle, which will throw you off at the first trouble. It is a pity that the birth screening is not done.

XXX: You sit and do nothing.
YYY: I got into thought.

If the mountain is coming to you, and you are not Muhammad, then hurry away from it, it is a landslide.