Alx: We are here by the boss every day to write reports on the work done with an indication of the time spent solving the problem. Fuck you!

dmty:So you write that you were engaged in accelerated relocation of the means of reproduction (read the pinal baldu), optimized the settings of the mail server in order to minimize the time costs for linking and receiving mail messages, through the Internet browser produced the servering of resources to refine the system and figure out the limits of stable work.
Total Greenwich time 8 hours 5 minutes and 31 seconds

Twenty-first: The child was born on the day of the elections, the doctors resort and speak with the vote, and I struggle every minute, I have no time to rest, and here the papers in my nose. Don’t go back until you vote.
Q: For whom did you vote?
XXX: I don't know, I was invisible without glasses, and what difference, the sex of the child was a surprise for me, and no one will be chosen

In an ideal world... spammers are caught and imprisoned in the same chamber with those who increased their penis, drank Viagra, and sought new friends.

JeT

c) the fossil

Do you have a dozen?
Will there be a hundred surrender?
Oh yeah... no.
What if I find?

Someday I come home and I hear my parents argue about the advantages of the Light and the Dark Side: Dad will assure me that the Dark Side is stricter and more aesthetic, mother objects that the fool is clear that it is Isnanka.
I look carefully into the room... Parents hang a carpet on the wall!! = )

Dmitry G
I taught the cat the team "NO DUMBLE!". By this command, he begins a new iteration of the test of the proposed food for edible.

YYYY :
I want to sign up to email me.
The xxx:
Dear internet please register me in your soul.

I am pleased with this attitude of mail.ru: I remove friends from my world - writes "Friendship successfully ended" this is optimism! =) is

What do you mean by forgetting to quote:

Robinzon (14:04:54 16/10/2008)
How many men have I had, and each of them first proudly stated, “I want you!” and then sloppy whispered, “I can’t do it anymore.”

KIKA (14:05:43 16/10/2008)
Hm... What an interesting sex life you have, Vitalik! ))

To the quote:
My neighborhood is so harsh that on the walls of the houses are the inscriptions "Ment of the goat" and below it is attributed: "The goats themselves!".

And my city is so harsh that instead of the word "x%y" on the houses they write E=mC2

29342 (saved 2008-10-17 at 15:25)
X: I watch hentai
y: I drink a bowl and watch porn (Russian version)
X: killed
X: I plow - I play WOW

I eat a turkey, I play an ambulance.

I come from the universe. I see the picture: Mom and son (years 6-7). They pass by the poster with the advertisement of the Rosenbaum concert. The son breaks away from eating the bride and spit deliciously on the face of the latter... He understood what an innate disgust is.

In short, the task: there are 6 people sitting on the bench, among them you have to find a thief-recidivist.
The leader says: “Bla, bla, bla.” Find the right chest. Here is his personal thing" and extends his passport...
I didn’t like Nihua yet :)

I was lying at home yesterday, and my daughter slipped on me... suddenly she touched my device and said, “Papa has full pants of cockroaches!”
What will you tell her here?? to

"bbb: Well, as with all the coupled things - one to break, the other to lose =)"

I feel damaged – I have never broken my socks.

I go into the elevator today and I have a mess written on the wall "Let hope everyone who enters here" I turn, the doors are closed on them "Bash.org - live! He is real!" and the arrow on the movement of the wreaths. Here below they open and the neighbor falls with the words "Grebanautra!!! You can jump!! The kids are drawing a button on the wall and I don’t always guess the demand!!and "

Today we are sitting in the tower. At the end of the lecture, the lecturer asks: "There are questions?", to which a person 15 answers in a quiet choir: "How are you doing?"
He governs people! % of

One of my acquaintances archaeologist always had a bottle of alcohol with him. The native cover of the flag was lost and in exchange was put from the sprite with the slogan - "Summer Without Borders".
So it was...

No one can defeat a people whose ideals are babies, vodka and freedom.

L: How is UPS written in English!? to
B: Oh Blya