The news:
“MTS-Ukraine” will start charging for sending notifications on delivery of SMS messages.

The commentary:
Your SMS has not yet been delivered (3 copies)
Your SMS has not yet been delivered (3 copies)
Do you make a paying call of a frog?(Three cops)
- the subscriber has read your message, but the database has not yet been updated, so it has not yet been delivered (3 cop.)
It has already been delivered (3 cops).

Selected places from correspondence at work:
A: Marina complains that she doesn’t understand a lot of your words
B: For example, what does she not understand?
A: For example, says B. V. All the time I say the word "trivial"
A: I don’t know what this word means.
B: And in the dictionary – no?
A: You have to think about it.
A: And knowing what it is
A: Do you use less foreign words with her?
A: The girl is stressed.
B: That’s why I have so few readers.
B: Here the brother of my wife, who reads me, complains to her: “I am half, says, I don’t understand what B. in JJ writes.”
B: I think it’s simple...
A: I wept her to be a bulldozer
A: She didn’t know who.

Battery on the laptop.
She: Lesh, here I am, my charge is over.
He: You worry about me.
She: Yes, on the other hand

I went to a prostitute site. I went to page one, chic, 18 by night. Stuk 20 enthusiastic comments, 21st: "I read - in Ahuya! This is my ex! In short, take it properly."

We see the sun in the past. It may have already exploded, extinguished, and so on. Eight and a half minutes late.
I’m going to live in fear now, thinking I’ve only eight minutes left.

Are there no Jews in the family?
YYY: With whom?
XXX: I am sure you have it!

Murray: I gave up today. for the fourth time
SBP : Ogo
SBP: What was it about?
Murleska: The inspector was called a goat for the first time. He hit me twice.

The fools always think that the smart people live at their expense.

I don’t remember where I heard this story. It’s not a beast, but it’s a smile.
The 90s. Finally, the breathing gasoline was broken. The porch burned. There are no parts, and it is not foreseeable. The man gathered the necessary mechanism to hide in the barracks forever, to grind wood.
Friendship 2 + husband. A neighbor passed over to him. The prosec proposed this and said, “Let’s get it to the Chinese in the market!” “How is it? “She doesn’t breathe?” “Fuck!” replied the prohinder. He pulls in the Soviet workshop a piston from a whole piece of a cap (this growth on the breeze is the hardest), collects the mechanism and this is a miracle - it works! Well, it’s clear and clear that this happiness won’t last long.
Go to market. Not for money, but for happiness! In exchange for the package, please. They stop until the Chinese nearby changed his mind and rushed home. The thing was decided to sell, the money to share. Do you need to look at the stranger? Covered on the table, placed an asshole to the master, in order to combine the domestic television and overseas miracle, and there.
The cassette is untouchable. A half-hour speech by Mao Zedong.

was in China. While there was a tour, a 3-year-old Chinese boy ran ahead of our group, roared loudly, rolled on the ground and talked about something on his own.
At our request, the guide translated, he spoke: "Ofigeet, all on one mouth, eyes like a cow!"

If I were a state, instead of warning inscriptions, I would simply force everyone to make cigarettes in the shape of a hook.

At the weddings of mathematicians, the first toast for newlyweds, the second for primary, the third for derivatives.

In the work:
Is it a X-ray?
The X-ray is dead. It was a long time ago :(

I dreamed that I called the system a processor.

The fac. There seems to be a serious bag in our coffee machine. When someone says ‘without sugar’, the sugar doesn’t fill up... but it is cashed for future issues. I had a half cup of sugar. From the series "will you add coffee to your sugar"? )

Comments on the news where the missing girl returned home after 10 days:
XXX: Destroy her and under house arrest
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY There must be a belt.

There are no official novels in Kazakhstan organizations, as they are all relatives to each other.

Our first child was born in Lusaka. A beautiful medal was issued "Born in Moscow", a birth certificate in a beautiful cover, a blank, a bottle, money paid some.
The second was born at Sobyanin. There were no medallions-coverings, but they gave 1 diaper, a bag of tea and a brochure about protection so that there were no more children! of Birth.

FinBladeS: Aftor, and why don’t you sleep a bastard!!!? to
I am waiting...

My mother is an accountant. The bank came on behalf of the office. And quickly the cashier-operationist (K) asks:
Q: Tell me just how much we have on the account now.
Q: Do you have a mate?