How did you make toilet paper for 970 rubles?
of the ruble.

On the way to work I went to the refueling station, diesel Deff, a good fun mood, by the fun I ask the operator: Solarica fresh? The answer rushed into a minute of stupor: No, take better gasoline!

xxx: I have a neighbor here on the top of the buoy on the guitar, and the rhythm of the suck is kicking off with a straight foot.
XXX: On my ceiling
It's not from above, it's a hyunate, not a guitar, it's a piano fuck
zzzz: ahaha, fuck you are confusing them
XXX: But the rhythm tosses off the foot like the ceiling.
Zzzz: He’s probably pressing on the paddle...
If so, then the piano will not last long, but from the beginning it was like a guitar.
zzz: he straight on the strings in the body
zzz: I fell the piano on my knees and shook the strings like a rock guitar.

With your nuts!Every autumn we brought them with bags and crushed them with a garlic press.Only until I got married (and then a few years later) I learned that it was not a garlic crush, but a garlic mother-e-draw.But my wife appreciated the method.
Z is.Garlic has always been made on a small turtle.

Pirates vs copyrasses, another spin of splashing saliva - sponge - cockroaches. Long noted: the more frequently and annoyingly advertised product name% in the media, the worse the quality. The louder someone cries about unreceived money and protective efforts, the worse is the %product produced or sponsored by them. Such a feeling that they require to pay for the time and effort spent on these loud cries "our product is not buy-your-out" and obsession, but to spend time with efforts to produce something quality mind is not enough, and just lazy.

This / This :
A known cat regularly fell out of the sixth floor lodge. He was chasing the blue. He was killed for the ninth time. and honestly.

Your acquaintance is just a wardrobe, not a hostess. Normal people have enough of other people’s precedents, well, 1 time, if they are dumb, that the cat can fall out and hurt her and possibly fatal. Networks for windows or a glazed balcony.
With disrespect and contempt.

Supplementary
CIA: Vladimir Volfovich... please delay... we are recording!!! to
zzz: A nephig was the original to lose.

Remember, from the test reactor a beam of alpha chastises was removed, and directed radiation evaporated the peel of nuts. I tried once and with the almond, but it burns.

Zzz: Interesting fact number two: if my mom gives you a pack of small dried peppers with the inscription in French and says that these peppers are generally fire, one is enough for a pot and then it will be very sharp - then my mom should believe.
My mom does not say.

P.S I am breathing fire.

Anna: I also have a basic question, there are 1 or 0 in the sex field, what does that mean?
I: Well understandably, 0 - female, 1 - male
Why is it so, and not vice versa?
I: Noah... how to tell you.... ))

Girl, you have such beautiful legs!
MIO: your breasts, they will be the same.

HX: It is true! This is written in the book, I can let you read if you don’t believe it. Books are not fools.
Oh God, that’s the power of stereotypes. 95% of everything that has ever been written in books is a lie.

I work in the cinema. Everything happens. For example, a man’s scream “I am not superstitious!” And he paid 666 rubles for tickets to place 13 and 14 in the 13th row. The session began exactly at midnight, and it was the thirteenth...

I was bitten by a pony when I was a child.
Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew!
BBB: Well, everything happens!
GGG: Being bitten by a pony is like being bitten by a rainbow!

The new moderators have already paid a lot of money! The rise of illiteracy.
He doesn’t know what defects are, he doesn’t distinguish between them... He arranges the defects at his own discretion, which is directly contrary to the rules. Is it specifically the opposite? Against the rules? Execution cannot be forgiven. Sometimes it is fun. Usually just stupid.
It distracts from history, some sentences have to be re-read several times.
I DOLBAL!

Let us say.

<xxx> How is it? Tell me how! How can people who have not played in the third characters write reviews on the seventh?

When in "Igromania" a guy who played in the first Wolfenstein tried to write about RTCW (it's now he's also history, and then was a freshman), he was barely wheeled. Because he expected something in the style of the original for a new style, and got a dumb reset of the franchise. They do not like the slavery of especially memorable, they ruin their cash. And, yes, if you can't imagine the style of the wolf of the 91st in our years, then the second timfortress will help you: it would be exactly the same, only about the fashnia. Meet Dr. Shabbs, meet B. J.

From the Veterinary Forum:
Cut off the coat so that the tits are outside!! to
What is it? How to forget it now? and ((

Hm... once here they boast like walnuts to crack.
I shot one of the bow. Tradition, long, forty pounds, at the end of the arrow, the PM guillot instead of the tip. Not in the middle, but halfway from the center. The main newspaper to bed, or flight "shrapnel" big.
It is impractical. But pathetically!

Fast foods – the seat of Tatar fast food restaurants.

Oh yeah You did not have a Labrador.

I would like to believe that the laber allowed him to catch himself, but when trying to open the fist... How many times did the guy fall, trying to open the fist to the dog and get his limb in it? Sorry, but the actively rotating body weighing 40-50 kg and with a slightly developed skill of submission back or side under the master's legs will drop from these very legs at the expense of " once".

These wonderful dogs are so kind and responsive that they can be allowed to open and close, ride on top, pull the tail, and they will be happy.