xxx: I have a poppy cage almost always open when someone is watching him at home, and he can go out for a walk if he wants, but he still prefers to play with his bell most of the time.

Yyy: One of my friends leads a similar way of life))

Once in school, they offered to volunteer for the summer to make a report on biology and brilliantly start the year from five. I spent the summer with my grandmother, away from printers, libraries and the internet. But fortunately (no) she had a great book about roses and over the summer I re-written it into an album by hand, adding pencil illustrations of representatives of different varieties, pests and diseases. In September I was waiting for the result, everyone got a rating of 5, and I was 4. The teacher answered my question very simply. Everyone tried to draw up reports decently and found printers for this. I was polished.

There is one guy, a private assistant. I called him once, pumped the septic. A month later I called him again and his father had already come. Six months later, my wife and I sought an apartment and picked up options. One of the apartments was that man, his wife and daughter were at home. Of course, he did not remember me. And I saw his truck, so I remembered. A month later, I understood credit contracts at work, and one of them was that guy. Funny that way. I can come to him and say, “Siroga, my brother! Are you like yourself? Are you also on the ascenseur? Does he help or does he help himself? How about Marina? Is he also on care? Did your daughter go to the garden? Has the house already been sold in the port?



He doesn’t know me...

Yesterday I bought a dozen small (from the palm) caresses to "bake". Karasi was lying in the store in a box with ice, i.e. Without water. Then I have a couple or three hours in the refrigerator, in a closed bag. I gathered to clean, and, Oppo, one is moving! He was placed in an empty aquarium. for a while fell on the side, and overnight shrugged and now feels good. That’s what I know, life.

A friend told me a story, with his permission.



When I was 11, I watched the animated series "X-Men" on the Fox Kids channel. There was a very important line of events about Phoenix and everything that was related to it. I tried not to miss a single series. It was a good evening and my parents went to work. My mother went to Vladivostok, and my father was on duty. I went to school, went home and waited. Time for the series. I’m looking forward to the continuation of the story... But if everything was smooth, I’t tell it. My father and his colleague come. He says that they need to do something very important, and he asks me to go out and warm up the car (to not dust), because it is winter, and then they need to go. The guy, if he does not warm up, will not be able to start and his colleague will have to stay with us at night. In fact, I was not pleased:

1st I don’t want to miss the series.

2nd I don’t want any man to stay with us anymore.

have thought. In principle, if I get home very quickly, I will have time for the daily repetition of the series. Okay, I went into the car. I dressed up, dressed up, took a drink (they know how much it is) and I went into the car. I sit, sit and dumb. A boring PC. Music was one chance, but there were no smartphones at the time. I decided to go home for a moment to get at least a tetris. The door did not open for a long time. Dad’s friend opened and looked at me. “What do I need?” He says. Ohuet, I came home and I was still questioned... “I want to take Tetris.” He says what he will bring now goes into the room and is absent for a long time. All this time the silence is almost grave, only the telecast talks. Dad comes, gives me a tetris and says they haven’t finished yet. After taking a good toy, I go into the car and sit on. It’s not hot in the car, I would say. Batteries because of the cold, and because they were not new, quickly died out, so it is boring again. I spit on all this, stifled the car and went home. Two daughters come out of the apartment to meet me (then they seemed to me aunt, and now I would give these aunts 19-20 years old) and laugh about something between them running down. A friend of mine comes out and takes the keys from me. I go up and ask straight:

and dad. What was it?

You are about what?

Is it about my aunt who left us?

They came to work, and they didn’t lie.) is

I understand. What is so long?

“Sorry, but it didn’t work before... You’re... Mom, just don’t talk about work. Okay is?

Okay well.

The next day, he flew out of school to get away. I run and the TV doesn’t work!!! and soooo!! How I was angry. First on myself, then on my father’s colleague, and then on my father’s. I think that’s all! Mom will come and tell her what she missed the series. He did so. Mom began to question why I missed what I was doing in the car and everything else. Question after question and she learned absolutely everything. I didn’t even realize how I completely surrendered my father with his feet. Dad was very angry with me. Then there was a divorce, a trial, and my decision to stay with my mom because my dad thought it was their fault. He said for a long time that he did not participate, but was just present for the company. And killed - "I told Oleg that you need to be in the office!" By the way, Oleg and his wife did not divorce, he also said that he did not participate (they called the girls to see how they would do something with each other, ah). Three years later, the father returned to the family, still begged forgiveness, but his mother took him into such a mess that he could not even move. I don’t know if I did it right then, but still.

A friend of Rielter told me: There is a woman. The debt on public payments is approximately 600tr. Not paying for about 10 years. He asks what should I do with this? The police seized all the accounts and cards. On the other day, electricians came and cut off the light, the water channel sent a notification that it would also turn off. misery in general.



I ask, how is it at work? Do you retain anything from the salary?

In what work? I have not worked a day in my life! I raise my son and my husband pays me alimony for it, and we live on it. Here, my son will soon be 18 years old, I will send him to the army - let him go on a contract and earn an apartment himself, and I will sell my 4 room and buy one. My son will send money, and I will not pay for the community. As long as there are debts accumulated, the son's apartment will be given and I will live with him.



Next to him was a little boy sitting and kicking his head.

A frightening nation relies on former merits, like a weak old man on the roof.

Strong, leaves them to museums, burns the enemy standards, and goes on.

( by Stalin )

Yes, I look like I’m 15, and my passport cover is stupid – with Batman.
In the neighboring store, I can't remember one single cashier, when buying tobacco always asks for a passport. On another passport check, I say: “Let you remember me by passport? I’ll tell you I have a passport with Batman.” I agreed.
Now, every time I ask for a passport, I say, I’m Batman.
Oh of course! Hi to! Please please.
I need to see people’s faces in line at the box.

Commenting on the results of the survey, according to which 41% of Russians aged 18 to 24 want to leave abroad, Peskov noted: "This is not such a high figure."
And indeed, in the family of Peskov himself, this figure is 100%.

I work as a computer technician. I live in Kazakhstan. We only have one global provider across the country. One day our internet speed dropped, and customers across the city call and tell us that they don’t have the internet, ask us for help, because it’s better to call us than the provider. We don’t think long we pick the number of the provider and there is such a conversation where the TS is our specialist, and the OP is the girl operator:



OP: My name is Asem, how can I help you?

TS: Hello to you. People in our city complain that they don’t have the internet, why?

OP: It’s not just you, it’s all over the country. There were technical difficulties. No one has internet.

TS: How is it anyone? In our organization there is, only the speed has fallen.

OP: Aaaah, this is probably the internet that hasn’t had time to end, it’s all coming to you now and will end.



Then we silently put on the phone. Those arguments cannot be disputed.

My friend and I work in different areas of the city, and some time after work at 19. 30 agreed to meet to drink a beer in a neutral territory. I arrived on time and my friend was late.

The time goes by, the comrade is not there, and my cell phone is loosely unloaded, I ask a man standing next door (M):

What time is it?

M is 19. 45 is

I... I breathe.

Happily, what is the meeting?

(I) and UGU...

Q – Is it late?

(I) and UGU...

(M) - Well, if feelings are serious - wait! And at this very moment the comrade comes in, we greet and leave... It was uncomfortable.

My wife is a teacher at a rural school. Today he says:

We will arrive at 15:00 in the Saxony village.

Come on, and why?

We are gathered for a webinar!

Who? who? 0 - O

District Department of Education.

Do you know what a webinar is?

A woman with a breath:

In “education” they don’t know.

By the way, we have a wired internet in the village, from "kakoitotamtelecom".

They arrived. In ten minutes they are all out. I ask :

Is it all?

- Oh, they have a problem with the internet at school, the webinar failed.

But they the event.)

In the 2nd grade, I threw candy to my classmate and left it on the party. I decided to admit, I decided to admit for a long time. And it all ended up with the fact that she... no, she wasn’t fat. In short, in her head came that it was done by a cute and mysterious boy from a parallel class. I admitted that I put it. But she did not believe. And she killed with her logic: “Of course he is, he is so mysterious, otherwise it can’t be.” What is it！？



In the evening of the same day, I decided to commit suicide, nothing wiser than drowning in the bathroom. Then I noticed that the skin on my fingers was bored （washed ）and pale, I decided that with my face is the same （I did not dare to look in the mirror. I was afraid of becoming a grandfather. I ran out of the bathroom naked, crying and screaming that I was old. My mom and dad somehow reassured me, and then punished me because I was a dude, well, because we had my older sister’s girlfriend at our guests.





After that I did not fuck anymore. And like all the boys of my age, I pulled the girls for the stitches and ran away.

An hour ago I went on business, I passed by the police station, I watched my friend come out of there. I slowed, yelled at him, he sat down to me.

I ask, what kind of wind did it bring?

He said, “Yes, a couple of papers I had to sign. My smart clock was removed yesterday.

I am interested in the details, he says:

In general, I came to training yesterday, exercised, dressed up in the dressing room to go to the shower, next to me a couple of men are changing clothes. I removed the watch from my hand and threw it into the closet, took the towel and went into the shower. I go out, the dressing room is empty. I began to dress up, the clock in the closet did not catch my eyes, I thought that apparently on the machine in the bag they were thrown, and not on the shelf, and decided that I would get home, and with them.

I come home, the bags from the bag in the laundry, and the clock is not inside. Hm is strange.

I go into the appliance on the phone, look at the GPS, and my clocks in another area are determined.

I fall into the car, go to the gym, call the police on the way. I go to the manager and describe the situation. Admin's brain didn't fuck, immediately showed me the cameras who came out of the dressing room in front of me. The first man we threw away, as he would not have opened my closet at the second, but the mouth of the second he printed to me, and a little later the mentions that came told the FIO of this man and the phone.

The coins on the base broke, the address beats with what the app shows me. We went to him for guests, went to the floor, we called the house - he opens with his own person, with my clock in hand.

“You,” he said, “what to you?

I say :

- Yes, you brought the charging, or the battery will sink soon.

He immediately stumbled and confessed. Anger, he said, has gone by. I saw it in your room and I liked it very much.

Mint him under white pencil and into the department, the testimony to record.

WOW is WOW.

News on Yandex. The average salary of the Moscovites is 80t.p.

Here recently in the trend of children’s hooliganistic stories and discussions about leaving children (for a short time) alone.
My son is six years old. The conditional reflex has already been developed (hopefully strong enough) on height, sharp-cut-hot objects, bicycle, highway, reservoirs, etc. I have long thought about how to develop a reflex of respect for electricity. Insert the independent charging from the tablet in the socket (under my obligatory supervision!But there is no real danger. I remembered my hooligan childhood, took a strip of food foil, twisted the ends, hold passages. I will take my son to a safe distance, an instruction, such as: "...the electricity is not visible, but it is very strong and dangerous, it passes through metal objects..." And this foil in the socket... Something I did not calculate with the width (thickness) of the strip, and the apartment machine for some reason did not work, but it was very serious, the foil burning in all directions... I myself broke up, but I do not show the type, it should be.
I quickly destroyed the burning pieces of foil. The son's eyes are "quadratic", the ears are reflexively closed with his hands. “You see, my son, what can electricity do to you if you don’t treat it carefully? Do not repeat the experience!” Respectfully and frighteningly.
Fighting with pedagogical pride, I clean tools, foil. And suddenly the son says, “Dad, let’s go again, I’ll close my ears in advance!“...

Mom, I washed the dishes, did the lessons, finished school and universe, married, gave birth to children, can I go for a walk?

XXX: What is the most stupid solution to the problem that has worked?

yyy: I think it's my favorite story about a server that had to be restarted when it finally hanged. The decision of McGuire?(This is about a character who has found unusual methods of solving problems.) Take an old PC with a CD drive, and every time it lost contact with the server it opened the drive to which a stick was attached, which pressed the restart button.

The line between genius and madness was completely blurred.

Don’t think our rulers are so stupid. It is much worse.
To dress a tree, you need to have a tree. To lie beautifully, you need to know the truth.

Hourly Hourly!

My father had three brothers and all had seven children together. In the summer, these children were taken to the village of Elan in the Volgograd region, to their grandmother. Different sets, different numbers, but in the summer several grandchildren pushed in the house constantly.
The youngest, three-year-old Maxim, was left to his grandmother for the first time. The big and strong boy did not cause the grandmother trouble: calm, not harmful, and most importantly - with a good and constant appetite! The dream of every parent.
He walks in the courtyard, plays in the sand and with machines, especially not to watch every movement. Even if he could fade like a pig, but my grandmother wasn’t upset. The perfect child, what to say.
The child refused to eat. Without apparent reasons.
No, in the morning he ate a little, then went for a walk - to the big village courtyard, but in the lunch, midday and dinner he hanged his head, not opening his mouth and not touching the food.
Since Maxim was quite fed up, they did not immediately panic, in children this happens, especially since signs of exhaustion and hungry fainting were not observed, and even vice versa - there was the impression that the child was growing like yeast.
So it lasted a few days until the older sister followed Maximka more closely.
He was constantly running to look at the funny little pigs. He loses a little, and then says, “Posada!” And falls to them. Who could have thought that he not only admired, but also regularly eaten crumbs! Combined for a week.
With bitter tears he went back to human food. They don’t argue about tastes, they say... Nothing, grown.
The year of the pig.