From Router
XXX: The mud is muddy.And what smells our cinematographer?
yyy:Our cinematographer has been smoking 2 topics over the last 10 years:
Siberia, gold, zeki and oligarchs
Moscow, corporations, tree trees, calves
Ohhhh... exactly! Therefore, always, at any disco, even in Zhytomyr, even in Ibiza, if you gathered to dance more than two Russians who knew each other, they instinctively, like a scuca, in the sense of a dog, Pavlov form a chord!
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You are a horoscope!
Lenny happens only in children. In adults it is called pessimism.
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The conclusion – grandmothers, be smarter, protect yourself.
You can fuck with whoever you want, but to give birth - strictly from adequate men!!! Let these fools go away!
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Rather, you have already rested, scanty hysterics who destroyed their family and raised alone such "mother's daughters".
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Oh, highlighted "only the pants in the house were". He drinks, beats, eats almost in a married bed, speaks in a matte, is inadequate and complete, does not want to know anything about respect for the mother of his child - a fig, but there is an egg-bearer in the house, the most beautiful model of male behavior for a growing child. And all those who respect themselves and their children are scornful hysterics. That is what, Mikhail!
There was a girl who wanted chocolate, but she lacked 10 coins to buy, and there was a boy who also wanted chocolate, but he lacked only 1 coin to buy. Then they decided to collect all the money together and buy one chocolate, but they still lacked 1 coin.
How much does chocolate cost?
Yyy: So what, the girl didn’t have a single coin?
ZZZ : Oh yeah This is always the case when a boy and a girl want to buy chocolate together.
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This shit is associated with a rubber woman.
Not just a rubber woman, but a rubber aunt.
Illustration from the life of a designer in the office and a designer freelancer
Freelancer: I just woke up.
Freelancer: Still in bed
Office: and I woke up, read the tweet, washed, dressed, cut the butters, heated the car, pumped the wheel, came to work, read the Facebook, read the contact, talked to the jury, talked to Max, made tea, sharpened the butter, responded to yesterday's messages, and wrote you a list of actions from 7:00 to 9:45 :)
Freelancer is Hui! OOO
Snow: but to start building from a helicopter site
Snow: a few more days like yesterday and here only a helicopter
A helicopter without a helicopter will not help you.
Snow: say in ancient times people some animals so turned into domestic animals.
They created conditions for them. They built barracks, made cakes. Animals often came and gradually used to people themselves.? to
Q:...The most interesting thing begins just after everyone announced that Russia was defeated...
Differences between Facebook and LinkedIn:
[kaa]: You don’t want to spam your cat’s photos of people you met at a professional conference.
[torkve]: What can be professional contact with a person who doesn’t like my cat’s photos?
acquaintance on the network.
He said, “Why don’t you drop?and ?
She: Because the requests to give a photo made me burdened at the time when everybody used an asshole.
He is an asshole?:S
She :...
She: Boy, how old are you?
and nervous:
by Tom:
The Other:
The stupid:
and smart:
The Fifth:
The 10th:
This is:
Go all naked!
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With the next!! to
In the backpack a full bank of purple ink broke.
Was it without a bag? Did you wear white pants?
x. a box of sweets, plaster bags, tablets, a bottle of champagne, a newly purchased book...No. in black wool pants. Now in the whitener are lying.. hz what the result will be...
Black pants in the whitener?
H is It is blue!!! to
And I am only interested in the question, where does the man go with a bag of plaster, ink and champagne?
On the bottom of every refrigerator released after 2005, there is a plaque with its factory price. You can look under the refrigerator and see how much you are heated by the seller.
Denisslavin: The fact that we gave gay people the word “rainbow” is not so bad. How much worse was it to give to the church "faith", and to the government "the country".
In the day of wrath:
In some countries, children specifically behave badly so Santa brings them coal)))
xxx> I can read other people’s thoughts!
yyy> And I can read other people’s regular expressions
xxx> Okay you have won
to this:
Our country is absolutely not dependent on the dollar! The price of the dollar rose, the price of the dollar fell, and the prices rose again! “Russia, mother, what are you doing to me?! to
Well, they decided that the dollar fell due to the rise in prices and raised them again, all logically)))
Is there a difference between HU and HH sperm?
Write to Google Tech Support about robberies.
There is in endurance, and in life, and in the speed of movement.
And, suddenly, there are dependencies of temperature<>resistance<>sex time before ovulation<>life<>pol; speed<>viscosity of the environment<>diet<>pol; and even length of the penis<>needed distance to the egg<>speed<>pol.
and----
Well, once all the patterns have been identified, the question to the experts: why is it still impossible to conceive a child of the right sex with the help of science and medicine?
And the joke:
A woman comes to the doctor on the announcement "Child on order".
I want a boy.
The doctor poured a glass of blue fluid.
White and blue eyes.
The doctor plays green and borders.
He looks like DiCaprio.
The doctor generally adds some incredible mixture and gives it to the woman. He drinks and falls. The doctor taking off his pants:
A boy, white-haired like DiCaprio... whoever succeeds, will succeed.
"The Tale of the "Pearl", "Morozko" and the like were invented by Machechis. To perish on them all their lives, humbly waiting for the fairy to come and give everything.
In my opinion, this refers to the fact that Christianity was invented by harmful Jews in order to nurture slave submission in other nations.