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“We would say directly that the bubble is going past the pocket of some Russians from the ‘big mobile three’. Large operators lose up to 90 billion rubles a year because of this - this is the whole essence of this news.
- Soon taxis will count how much they lose because of the subway and will offer to close it.

Doctors say reading after eating is a bad habit. And no one warns that eating habits after reading are even more harmful.

The daughter is all in tears and with a math textbook.
What happened? Why are you crying?
I cannot solve the task!
What is the task?
The silence.
What is the condition? Why are you silent?
The daughter is poured with a new portion of tears:
I don’t know...I haven’t read it yet.

“Dad, tell me, but the coolest man, whom everybody is afraid of, can there be problems?
This is a 100% problem, my son. When he gets upset, no one dares to tell him about it.

One day I went to an interview at a project institute. I was recommended by quite influential people and I was quite calm before the interview. In addition, it was a Saturday and only those who worked on the urgent object were "sweeping". In short, there was little people and I was stuck in a large hall, looking at a healthy aquarium. And then the somik is stuck with a butt in a piece of shell and can not open the barrel. I saw him shake and then began to slow down. And something conscience did not allow me to quietly observe the sudden death, and I decided to save him. He removed the health cover from the aquarium with lighting, removed his jacket, pulled his hand out of the shirt, and began to ball down the bottom. As soon as I removed the shell from the shell and threw it back, I heard behind my back: "Have you thought?" I slowly turned around, and I was struck by four blind eyes. I could only say that Soma saved me. Those four eyes looked at me all the time. The job was offered in the end in a month, but I found another at that time and I do not regret it. Per it was the intervention of higher forces to direct me in a different direction.

My acquaintance booked a seat in a bus to another city, calls the operator, and asks to name. A acquaintance says:

and Elizabeth.

“Yes, we already have Elizabeth, say you are Elizabeth II.

So it happened in my life that I studied and lived a few years in Geneva. She communicated not often with local and not very people, because she studied with her own Russian guys, and spent time with them, or with her young man (also from Russia). And although communication with foreigners was rare, but memorable. She is a Swiss Nigerian (her parents were children of migrants, and she was already considered directly local), he is a Swiss Korean (approximately the same story with the migration of ancestors). So, she, it turns out, loved Russia very much, because her parents studied in the Union and often remembered the USSR as a country "fort et tendre" (strong and tender). He even went to Russia a couple of times. Of course, I asked what she liked or disliked most, which was unexpected for her. Her eyes burned and she said:

“I had a Russian girl who helped me on my trip and was even my guide. She travelled with me everywhere, although she was from Peter, but went with me to Kazan, Sochi, Moscow. And in Kazan, something happened that I could not imagine. We had lunch at an outdoor cafe. At the next table, an elderly woman sat and looked at me very closely. At that time I already knew that in Russia there is no such racism as in some Western countries towards Africans. So I asked the woman why she looked at me that way. I asked in English, “Where are you from?” I said it was from Switzerland. The woman shrugged her head, “No, you’re from Africa. Where exactly?” My parents are from Nigeria. The woman smiled, “Oh, now I understand. “You look like a house.” It turned out that this woman is a specialist on African ethnic groups, that her husband is from Ethiopia. We talked for about an hour, and she told me how she identified my ethnic group (house) and even told a couple of stories from her experience of communicating with Nigerians. It was so unusual for me. I could never even imagine learning more about my roots from a Russian woman than from my parents, who tried their best to fit into European life!

More and more often I catch myself on the fact that after hearing the good news, I immediately start to think painfully: and what, in fact, the underdog?

The client came into the office, holding two A4 sheets in his hands. On the sheets were black and white drawings.
Can you scan these drawings? In the color?
and no.
Why is it?
Because they are black and white.
Well and what?
We cannot physically scan a colored document if it is black and white.
But they were colored on the computer, so it turns out they have color.
Yes, on the computer they were probably colored, but you printed them black and white.
We do not have the possibility to add color to the document through the scanner if the colors were not there initially.
"But I need to make them colored, why can't you configure the scanner to the desired color mode?
“Look, I can reset the scanner, but your page — the one I’m going to scan — is black and white, it doesn’t contain colors, but only different shades of gray, so the scan of the document will consist only of gray.
What is? Why is?! to
"Because the scanner scans what it sees and can't create something that is not in principle.
You have color scanners, right?
Yes, and we scan them with colored images.
And yet I don’t understand why you can’t just scan my document in color?! to
Because your picture is black and white.
and yes! But it was colored before I printed it!!! to

The “who called” service lacks the “what wanted?” function.

Give her a glass of red wine.

I am not cleaned in my apartment.

What does this have to do?

Especially if it has nothing to do with it.

When I was 7 years old, at the end of December, friends came to visit my parents along with my son − my peer. We met, then yes, we went out to play something together until we called to the table. And this guy is taking, and taking my chair from the move!

I say, “Oh, here I am sitting!”

He replies, saying, “I sat first, therefore my place!”



Unfortunately, the parents did not have time to intervene, because... at this moment an associative line arose in my head, and I decided to answer with a quote from the film, not suspecting its meaning. At the same time, a completely decent Soviet film "Gentlemen of luck", which is constantly rotated on TV before the New Year.

I asked him a rhetorical question:

“Don’t you think your place is next to the parachute?”



Say that all the adults were shrinking − say nothing 🌚

For a long time I could not understand what I was attached to and what I replied, I just meant to move somewhere, as if that was the point, wasn’t it? And then as I understood...



But despite the fact that my new acquaintance was also small enough to realize the whole context of this phrase, the communication with him somehow never worked out ¯\-(ツ)_/¯

People usually confuse the truth with their opinions.

In the clinic today says a nurse taking blood: yesterday a man came to donate blood without a bat. I say to him, Man, put on a Bachila. And he says to me: I can’t bend, I’m radicular.
I sat down and put him on a bagel.
He comes with chocolate today. I tell him, you don’t have to.
He replied, “Please take it. I am ashamed. I didn’t have a radiculite, I just didn’t want to wear a basil. Now my conscience is tormenting.and :-)

How to obtain permission on the website of state services for the opening of a video salon for the display of new American films in the voice of Volodarsky?

My daughter is sick, second grade. It disappears. She has a classmate, a girlfriend, they correspond with her on WhatsApp. So the daughter tells me to take her phone and write to this girlfriend to find out what lessons they were asking. And here I, 37 years old, corresponded with an eight-year-old girl on WhatsApp. He felt disgusting.



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I often crossed with one girl, she tastes good, she draws to me, I am pleased to communicate with her, but she was anorexic for two months, it really scared me.

I imagined how we were having sex, she was on top, I held her stickers in my palms, I had an outburst of force and I pulled off her arms on my shoulders and ran with them around the apartment shouting: BLAT BLAY! The goddesses! and AAAA!

Call to the homeopath:

I (crying from a cold and cuddling voice):

I listen to.

In court, to Tackyde.

There are no adults at home, I will not open.

I turn off the call.

Then, in their office (the question must be decided), they reminded me of it, but in good faith, they said - they have not been sent so delicately long ago.

In the clinic today says a nurse taking blood: yesterday a man came to donate blood without a bat. I said to him, “Man, put on a bagel.” And he said to me, “I can’t bend, I have a radiculitis.”

I sat down and put him on a bagel.

He comes with chocolate today. I say to him, “What you do, don’t have to.”

He replied, “Please take it. I am ashamed. I didn’t have a radiculite, I just didn’t want to wear a basil. Now my conscience is tormenting.”

The wise will not go to the mountain, but the pleasant and pleasant will go to the mountain.