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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90125
 23.11.2013
HH: Do you know what? Do you know??! to
xxx: it doesn't stop me from being desirable and dating three men at the same time who are crazy about me! Everyone is happy with sex!

YYY: Did you think well when you told me this?! to

XX: Oh, Paaashik... that means we’re going to break up with you, right?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №90124
 23.11.2013
I went past the maternity house today and near the standard "Dear, thank you for the daughter" and "Thank you, dear, for the son" on the asphalt saw the beautiful: "How? I was in the army!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90123
 23.11.2013
Mother at 20:36:49

Let me catch you on the clean frog!

They also have space in their eyes.

My daughter is 20:37:40

well maiaam

Mother 20:38:20

Well I am not just lucky, luck they sleep in the spring.

daughter :20:38:42

I don’t want land, I want floating.

Mother at 20:39:09

I don't promise, I can come by myself.

My daughter is 20:40:03

by DDDDDDDD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90122
 23.11.2013
The topic of the streets
The number of Northern streets in Omsk reaches 36, and according to this indicator Omsk is the first city in Russia and even in the world. In addition, Omsk leads in the number of streets of Workers (34 pieces), Lines (27 pieces), Maryanovsky (22 pieces), Amur (21 pieces), Chredov (14 pieces) and Eastern, which there are 10. There were seven streets of Leningrad, 11 streets. The Baltic, 10 Stations and three streets of Dunaevsky.
There are four other streets of Yenesis (Yenesis 1, Yenesis 2, Yenesis 3, Yenesis 3).
There are two streets, 1st and 3rd. Where the second went, nobody knows. In addition, unlike the rest of the "numerical" streets, the roads are located very close - a few kilometers from each other, in different areas.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90121
 23.11.2013
to this:
Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones... When will Amber’s Chronicles be filmed?! to

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I join! But only let them dare to shoot worse than 11 Oscars!!! to
And how many characters - all the Hollywood stars can be removed! 18 of the main heroes.
____________________

Never ever! According to his will, his works are forbidden to be filmed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90120
 23.11.2013
and XXX:
The Fucking Fucking Fucking Fuck...
I see this unfortunate girl in school, in the passport table, at the doctor’s reception...who is this Fairy? You and I are loose? and yes. Lough Fairy (to my office)
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And how many telephone conversations were terminated on the words "Hello, you are worried about Lugova Fey..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90119
 23.11.2013
Meanwhile, the same Johann Strauss wrote very popular dance music for his time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90118
 23.11.2013
The steel eggs
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Even more urgent!
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop. If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.
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If the knife accidentally fell out, pull it back.

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In a street clash, the guy was wounded with a knife in his stomach, the knife got and cut off two hopes. The fight is over, the winner put the knife back into the wound, which saved him. Stavropol in 2009.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90117
 23.11.2013
We play with the whole family at Alias.
The husband thinks:
She has one pen and four teeth.
My son is happy:
A girl with four teeth!! to
(Russian children are terrible...)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90116
 23.11.2013
I used to scream that friendship between a man and a woman exists, and that’s not uncommon. And I have a girlfriend with whom we’ve been friends for a long time and we’ve never had sex. But, just then, we went out for a walk with her and drank a beer...In short, now I also believe that there can be no friendship between a man and a woman.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90115
 23.11.2013
The cat only had a MAGIC EXPRESSION of his mouth when I bit him in retaliation for my hand. I didn’t know that cats can walk backwards.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90114
 23.11.2013
seberya: Yes, you posted a video on YouTube where a child chases a pigeon, and the next day among the hundreds of comments there will be a separate branch, where two dudes will fight about whether money is wasted in the Wildlife Fund.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90113
 23.11.2013
I don’t want to be boring, but here’s:

Dear friends, I understand, of course, that, in essence, I am whipping, but, nevertheless, I am forced, unfortunately, to note that, without a doubt, literacy, and, at least, punctuation, appear to be available, gently speaking, to a few.

Between "literacy" and "and" should not be a fifth.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90112
 23.11.2013
I go from work on a tram, next to two female retirees talking pretty loudly. Remember who worked in Soviet times.
Suddenly one publishes: "And the guys there were hot! I’m getting sick every day."
I sit and wrap.
Continue: "As they tell me something in the morning, I laugh all day". Oh well understand.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90111
 23.11.2013
From Saudi Arabia:

How about gay marriages?
Everything is OK: the bushes cut off.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №90110
 23.11.2013
Article from Habr:
Bill Gates funds the creation of thin graphene condoms

zag2art: I’m thinking about which hubs to put in. It looks like: development, testing. And the gadgets. Devices for giks” – also nothing. The labels are also a problem.
Have any ideas?

FRAGIL3: “Security in IT”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №90109
 23.11.2013
Even more urgent!
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop.
If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.
____
If the knife accidentally fell out, pull it back.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90108
 23.11.2013
I and programming like a virgin with a kamasutra
Yyy: It seems that everything is clear, but Nihua doesn’t work out.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90107
 23.11.2013
x: Revised "Friends", now wherever I go - everywhere old stories :( Nothing is new in this world...
Don’t look at the Simpsons!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90106
 23.11.2013
Elena Mizulina proposes total restriction of internet access
E.Mizulina proposed to fix Orthodoxy in the Constitution

God, thank you, thank you so much for finally seeing this from another hemisphere!

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