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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149734
 15.03.2018
<Powerpoop> Do you know how I’m different from you? I am strong. Not just body or muscles, but really strong will. People like you are afraid of me. No one dares to touch me, and if he touches me, he will regret it very much later. I always set the atmosphere, and the others either dive into it or go past it.
<Divanoid> If it wasn’t your nick, I’t know what you’re talking about.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149733
 15.03.2018
<Friends of Africa>
DarkCalderys: This is some sort of recycling of the water world, not fish.
Diana G: Yes. By the way, if they do not give "strong" food (shells, crabs), then the teeth do not clog and they have to be roasted in the hand.
crocodile: that is to say - to climb into the fist to this floating shredder? I would immediately sink him a piece of rail in the aquarium. Let him bite.
Voltage_H: I’t take that risk. Will he suddenly tighten the sharpness and get out on the rest of the railway?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149732
 15.03.2018
I read in Elle that if a guy doesn’t like your photos on Instagram, he doesn’t love you and he just needs sex.
XXX is not meant! and horror. as long as.
You don’t have an Instagram.
XXX: I know it. and pc.
YYY: The wrong answer. You have to say, “If I loved him, it’t have stopped him.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149731
 15.03.2018
The apple apples

Progress is ruling, and children are chilly when medicine does everything for you.

Malice is not the most terrible, it is worse when children get stupid, but genetics is still poorly adjustable

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149730
 15.03.2018
We have seen these "shilopops". Orut, beating their heads about the party, spit on other children (literally), interfering with everyone, and mommies are all as written, hyperactive, curious... A curious child - he is, quietly leaves an illustrated encyclopedia about marine fauna and does not require secondary dances around his person.
1) from fig education and egocentricity,
2) The child turns out of boredom, because neither encyclopedies about the dolphin and the octopus, nor a box with pencil, nor any other means to occupy himself were offered to him - to reassure used only to rubbing Luntik on the iPhone,
3) The child is nervous and he is constantly on the squad,
The child has some physiological obstacles to concentration.
And so even with the most choleric temperament do not jump on the ears day and night.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149729
 15.03.2018
Meeting in a forum:
Hello to Pampers!! to
Do I have Windows or Google? I’ve always thought that Google but my favorite says Windows because everyone has Windows. But he himself is worth something else like latex but not Google and not Windows!!! I am confused!!(( (((Patch up the paddle!!!!!!! to

P.S Orthography and punctuation were strictly followed;)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149728
 15.03.2018
XXX: Right, it is enough to get a 3D scanner once with a 3D printer, and you can not wait for a sex toy. The only tool you need is a hammer.
YYY: Yes, as if, you can at all handle false means and don’t wait for sex toys or printers.
ZZZ: Lord, now your wives will read your stones, and you will be completely overlooked.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149727
 15.03.2018
"Video: Scientists from Switzerland taught a robot dog hip-hop".

I could teach you something good...

After Timati’s concert in Brooklyn, even blacks admitted that rap was shit!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149726
 14.03.2018
Mr. proud > Blind It was so uncomfortable.
At work, we have a single mom who loves to praise her unique and unique child. He does it loudly, without apology and honorably.
Constantly shows everyone his photo: here we are in school, here we get sick and the doctor, here we went on a journey.
And here I go on a day in the area, and a bunch of small ones run past me, and one is louder than everyone else, and also smokes.
I look, and my face is familiar. And on the machine: Seed, do not argue with the mate.
He looks at me and asks in complete silence, “How do you know me?”
I didn’t think of anything wiser to say except, “Hello Mom.”
Only now I understood why everybody around me was wild.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149725
 14.03.2018
Imagine the story of a spy:
Super-secret data is recorded on the flash drive, then the person responsible for the flash drive is killed by the bad guys. The main character chases the worst around the world, fights, shoots, participates in the pursuit. Finally, after taking possession of the promised flash, he transfers it to some CIA or MI6.
And then the flash is plugged into the computer – and it’s a shit – it’s not read.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149724
 14.03.2018
Here are all of you who advocate for natural selection and against preserving pregnancy, and you are sure that you would exist without doctors?
I was absolutely healthy from childhood, engaged in sports and until the age of 30 did not understand how this person can get sick. Well, when they hit - it is understandable, but just so... I went to the doctor only for a medical examination. I don’t even have a bite. I tell you not to talk about pathology.
And when my wife became pregnant and lay down, my mother told me how she was walking with me, or more precisely lying down. I am in favour of preserving pregnancy. I like to live.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149723
 14.03.2018
>> "square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square"square
> Do you see X? Full of. Dyby naappimep - in kolićectvax, in a gopoode g ect.

It is not visible from the window of the room. In which the conspirators are placed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149722
 14.03.2018
The childish
My sister was diagnosed with developmental retardation by a psychologist when she entered school because she thought long before responding. However, the sister graduated from school with a gold medal, the institute with a red diploma and works in the specialty. She is a physicist (not a teacher). So if the child is quiet, silent and long thinking about the answer, it does not mean that he is ameba. And shutters in this case do not distract, but prevent from thinking.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149721
 14.03.2018
And here you’re in the back: "How are you doing, guy?" From the dark. At three o’clock at night. The voice is unrecognizable. The MLA! What a happiness! The pope spoke! And that I started, so who cares?! to

It’s the same with kids.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149720
 14.03.2018
In the morning, two guys come in close to me. One says:

I spoke with a girl all day. Such a beautiful. She wrote herself.

Show me.

I'm also curious about what the ninja captured the boy's heart. I stretch out my neck and see a very photoshopped photo of some not too well-known model.

His friend sees the same thing and says:

You know this is not a real picture? Fake is probably.

It cannot be. But indeed...

Looking at the page, there is only one photo.

I put her money on the phone.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149719
 14.03.2018
Famous physicist Stephen Hawking died on March 14.
by R.I.P.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149718
 14.03.2018
How God created

God created labor and the monkey.
To become a man.
But God did not touch.
It immediately went well.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149717
 14.03.2018
xxx: we need to discuss the dress code, or you will come in the Hitler costume, and I will be in the underwear, and it will be uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable not to harmonize.
Yes, let go, with Hitler everything harmonizes.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149716
 14.03.2018
by this:

In the Scandinavian countries, if I am not mistaken, they do not try to prevent miscarriages and save the fetus. The mother will be saved, they will go out, but the fruit is an unborn man.

Not just in Scandinavia. In general, few places in the world have such a "preservation" as we have - the extraction of pregnancy in the early stages. Abortion - and abortion, we do the next, healthy. Our mom will be placed in the hospital thirty seconds after conception, will be chopped and excavated - only so that the pregnancy will not be interrupted. In the end, we have what we have...
— — — —

In fact, newborns weighing more than 500 g are cared for according to the WHO standards, which are in effect in Scandinavia, including.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149715
 14.03.2018
The popular recipe for making hot meat tattoos of dead frogs is discussed:

I don’t understand how people who have read Tom Sawyer can be surprised by such a simple way to make tattoos.
If you need to browse at night at the cemetery to see warts and swear the dead cat in the hell, but just a hot vortex to make tattoos - it's somehow even simple.

Ardbeggar: This is the simplicity and alarming!

Next: Do you think that then these dead whores will still need to be sprinkled in somebody?

Ardbeggar: Definitely of course. Breakout into various institutions and throw off the worried vortices in employees with the scream "Daddy-tattoo, go to the chief!" This is how you really get into the headbuckle, and magic will work.

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