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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105774
 21.11.2014
... In general, opened after this blog Nevzorov on "snowbe". Titles of his articles:
Alexander Nevzorov: The Taste of Calm
Alexander Nevzorov: Workers of Zada
Alexander Nevzorov: Looking at the penis
Alexander Nevzorov: Going to the anus

And as a result:

Alexander Nevzorov: Poor Freud

In general, it is immediately apparent that Nevzorov has a thought and he thinks of it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105773
 21.11.2014
The Spam Masterpiece:
We reward you with $900,000. We need a country, name and mobile phone.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105772
 21.11.2014
Fuck... am I one, what, in school immediately taught to pronounce th as interdental?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105771
 21.11.2014
What are you chasing on the perforator? Somehow I could not withstand the continued second day of drilling. And obviously not the wall is broken down - there by the nature of the work is heard. Just a dumb monotonous tarahtenya in one point. I went to question. The neighbor hangs the kitchen cabinets. A striking stroke. In two days, I broke four holes. In the panel wall with a filler of granite sludge. He went and brought a perforator. Work for 15 minutes with two cigarettes. The real evil is shock drills.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105770
 21.11.2014
Argont: The idea for the bot is to take videos from government websites (think there, all kinds of deputies, government).
Argont: Acceleration of 25 percent. Music from the village of fools.
Argont: Meaning does not change, but it looks much more fun

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105769
 21.11.2014
The ixbt:
And today we have a White Brainless member in our guests. Why do you call yourself White?
Hey, did you not understand the question?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105768
 21.11.2014
From the discussion of the video of the rite of exorcism taken through the lock well)

xxx said:
There is no God, there is no devil, there is no problem.: / /

The Devil said:
God, why did these people think of themselves?by Evil:

Bor said:
2 The Devil: No, you are not the Christ! He burned again. Go go...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105767
 21.11.2014
Dialogue on Housing

Oh, you can’t imagine how this is. We live in a small three, not counting the permanent guests, three adult men, a woman, a pre-school child, two large dogs...
WOW: And you’re not going anywhere because you’re a shore lighthouse?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105766
 21.11.2014
From a dating site.
A greeting! Let us get acquainted. Tell me a little about yourself.
and hello. I’m a binecrozoophile and in principle I should be a happy person, because in my case I don’t care with whom... But unfortunately in this matter I’m also a perfectionist. And in order to reach the nirvana, I need an orgia with everyone at once. And that forever does not form, then the corpse will begin to break down prematurely, then the donkey will get sick.
I understand, I shrink.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105765
 21.11.2014
My niece and son in the supermarket are looking for food for our cat.

The bride to the seller: Girl, tell me where is the cat food here?
The seller, showing with his hand: Vooion in that corner...
The seller’s wife: Thank you!! to
Girlfriend to son: Cat, go. I found a cat’s bowl.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №105764
 21.11.2014
Oh, as the physicists-lyricists, engineers-managers do. Is there a young man here? Those who are now just over forty know perfectly what situation they found themselves in the mid-1990s with their classical engineering education. Then we quickly realized that we had chosen the wrong path after school. Who have we become? Managers, marketers, accountants, financiers, programmers, sitadmines. Yes, programmers and sisadmines are in the same line, because the institutions didn’t teach us this and most of us at best had subjects like the basics of computer or the basics of programming languages – one semester in all five years. And the profession we did not choose from the category "I want - I don't want", but the fastest we took - the family needs to be fed. And we mastered these professions by books, and by naïveté.
So we don’t have to say here that the country needs an engineer. We are. We are not too old, we are still 20 years into retirement. With a classical, still Soviet education, though without experience. There are just no offers, at least comparable to what we have now, as marketers and managers.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105763
 21.11.2014
xxx is. They want to build a monument to St. Vladimir.
YYYYY It’s great if it slips into the river. It will be a symbolic baptism of Moscow.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105762
 21.11.2014

And in the topic: "Polyvanov - dark!"

Using this opportunity, I would like to send a greeting:
Cyrdan Corabel asked to tell the translator that he was Cozel!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105761
 21.11.2014
Advertising at the shop door:

"Dear customers and customers! Greek does not participate in the celebration."


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105760
 21.11.2014
As far as banks are concerned:
93% of people have a dream that can be realized in a week
UUU: And the remaining 7% are thinking about how to repay this bad loan.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105759
 21.11.2014
The sale of the camera:

I sold the Canon 1D Mark 4. No repairs and no problems. Amateur use – I was going to become a photographer. Reason for the sale – I bought an iPhone

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105758
 21.11.2014
One day in my youth I fucked for the first time.
Nippon did not touch. I went home and wanted something to drink.
Well, I took a glass, went to the bath, I stood in front of the crane, thinking: and suddenly the glass will not drink?
He followed another... and then stood like a fool with two glasses. I thought long.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105757
 21.11.2014
I think we have a short-term memory, that’s okay.
Well, we are creative individuals, we think with the left hemisphere.
I think with the left hemisphere, but I’m not sure what the brain is.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105756
 21.11.2014
A: I’ve arrived and I’m okay.
A: But I don’t have a job =(
M: Did you not sleep?! to
A: My condition was best expressed by a 5 year old neighbor from below.
M is Eeee?? to
A: When I went down the morning, she waited for Dad to close the door.
A: And when he saw me, he said "oh"
A: Father naturally asked what it was.
A: What the child replied outright "I was afraid of THIS"
A: She didn’t even count me to live %))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105755
 21.11.2014
We went on an excursion to the salt mine in Velichka (Poland). People gathered 25
Everyone except me, the Poles and my friend too. To get down, you need to take 380 steps.
And then he says to me, "Go first - feel like a Susannini. I went.

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