>>> The problem will not be solved in the root. She was already lying under the deer, flew away from him and gave birth to the deer. The root problem can only be solved by cutting off her husband.

Why so rude? The daughter there was just the most adequate - received a gift and polently thanked, without hysteria. Why is it called "Child"? But here is your adequacy, given your radical measures, just under question.

Without email, people in the age of the Internet can do. And try to close kindergartens - and a lot of mothers and fathers of different professions will not be able to get out to work!

I authoritatively confirm. We once moved the working day to Saturday, and not to kindergarten, and a couple of child workers had to bring the baby to the office. There were only a dozen on our whole floor, but in a couple of hours we could see a wonderful picture... The director in the middle of the corridor ripped his hair and spoke: “Who let them in at all?” What is a working day? Worked already! Drop the naphyg with your codename from here, and in five minutes no child in the building!

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Now explain to me what the difference is. No, I do not in any way justify the fellow criminals, but I do not see the difference between the "two minors petting and enjoying" and "a minor and an adult petting and enjoying." What’s the difference in the size of the genitals?? to
For an analogy - two children played in a Lego designer and a uncle and his nephews played in a Lego designer. and one Fig.

The difference is in thinking, not in the size of the genitals. The child thinks in the categories of the game, until a certain age for them everything is not serious and "the scam is to blame, and not me". The child cannot fully calculate the outcome of careless actions. And the adult is fully aware of the consequences of his actions and the partner. Such as physical injury, pregnancy, social consequences for the child, his psychological changes (the same Stockholm syndrome, misjudgments about sex) and so on. Do not forget about the difference in physiological formation. Not all the pleasures received by an adult are available to a child.

A person with a well-developed intuition drinks before he pronounces a toast.

My daughter (6 years) lives in Germany. A representative of some service came to them in the house, communicating with their father in German. She approaches the guest and asks in German:
Are you Russian?
He responds in Russian, that yes, in Russian can communicate. She turns and leaves.
The father was guiding the guest and decided to ask how she managed to determine that the comrade was Russian.
The daughter says to him:
And he’s like you, daddy, sprinkling in German.

I cleaned up my apartment today. Let her wife try to find her socks!

By the way, the story with the doll Elsa is a postponed sequel to the fact that men mostly don’t know and don’t want to give gifts. First, the husband of the bride boasts the gifts, he is so comfortable, not including the brain, to order an iPhone, or some gold hernia, and not to find out what dragons the bride loves (or even generally without a gift will blow the money - give yourself - but such a knight even the Dunja-bird, who can delight even the iPhone / gold hernia, will quickly send through the woods), and if the girl does not make conclusions, then it will be seven years - and the child will also start to fuck. For even if in all the details explained how the dolls are different (although a good father without the advice of the mother would know that the daughter loves and that the daughter already has - because the fathers are playing with the child, imagine), a man is puzzled at the fact that there are two of them there in general.
Do men not understand in pruncesas? And mothers in football rarely understand, but the mother to the son, enthusiastic about "spartak" for some reason does not give "dynamo" shark because "oh, they are more different, shells - about football and that too."

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In the book cycle, there was a planet where special women lived, who flew into space riding on some kind of cross-shaped jerk.

Glenn Cook, The Dark War. It consists of three books: The Triumphant, The Sorcerer, The Last Rite. There were witch wolves not only flying into space on the crosses, there was politics, intrigues, bloodshed!

In you died the poet and philosopher

YYY: Yes, a lot of people are dead in me. But it is better to sit on this cemetery in silence than to listen to a choir of sub-persons, with their comments chaotically tearing the blanket of reality into pieces of a unilateral perception of the world.

The schizophrenic is still alive, I’ll see.

Idiots, get away from us.
The Left.

A cat with a bench attached to its tail, in its teeth, with its ears closed at the speed of the sound, runs away from the pidaras of the left.

To the Homer...
Remember, there are only two types of pimples. Those who begin to accelerate when you get out, and those who begin to slow down after you get out.

I don’t understand how some people can be so energetic and adequate in the morning? They probably never even tried to lubricate their ankles with a closed deodorant.

I sit at work and I get a phone call from an unknown number. A grandmother (B) is calling.

I am allo.

B – Who is it?

I – Who do you need?

B of July.

As you may have guessed, I’m not Julia.

So you are Sasha.

No, you were wrong with the number.

B – Then I call the police at your address.

I am about?

B for theft. (He dropped the phone)



After the phrase about the police, I was a little upset, because I began to think maybe at home what happened (theft or something else) and some neighbor wants to call the police, but I turned out to be just a robber of numbers.

P.S. I have this number for 12 years.

The girls who burned their underwear are now buying the underwear of “Victoria’s secrets,” and the boys who fearlessly climbed the world for the sake of peace are now the fat bodies who sit in front of their computers screens until late at night, pulling beer and blowing up on the internet on naked eighteen-year-old girls.
Stephen King

"And Stephen King, who once turned your political correctness on the h.y., now says he doesn’t care about the skin color of the Arrow."
Kingomania

One day, we were asked to paint a portrait of a neighbor. I stressed all my artistic abilities and painted Tanka very similarly. Even the teacher came and pointed out my work.

The model looked at the portrait and shrugged.

What are these spots on the nose? Shout it immediately. Why not paint?

Tanka scratched her hemp nose and continued to paint me in the style of a cucumber stick. I was jealous of her beautiful hair.

ValD: Photos on the theme of the trees that have grown through all kinds of shit delight people, but there are no photos of the bombs that live on the landfill for some reason. although the phenomena of the same order, "life will find its way" and other nonsense.

Little bee: Pictures of cats are delightful, but the photos of the Australian skyscraper poison-eater at lunch - not very, but also phenomena of the same order.

idNecro: Photo of the people in the studio!

Little bee: It’s deadly even through the photo.

Sergthegod: I came up with what it’s called when you want – you go, buy and eat and it’s not controlled.
Sergthegod: The Force