Two of my sons sit with a friend (11 years, 9 and a friend 12), eat a New Year’s Eve cake and have a conversation. The meaning of the conversation is that they heard that they have introduced some law, and now in Russia a child who has reached the age of 4 cannot be taken and handed over to a nursery. He will not be accepted there. Thus e. You can not be afraid of threats from parents about giving in the child. I lie next to the couch, I hear everything and tell them that you can just beat a child strongly, then youth justice will come, deprive the parents of their rights, and take the child to the nursery. They thought silently...

Do not need wisdom in old age, give me deceit in youth.

During the summer I went to work in the food department. At the end of August, it was discovered that a box with canned foods had disappeared. The monthly salary covered the shortage and even some pennies remained. I, of course, without a dispute made the money - it is the market, could and proze.
Four years later, she accidentally met her mistress in the store. She ran to me with apologies and gave a decent amount - it turns out, canned foods were found, and they could not find me (there were no canned foods yet). She suffered all these years.

The Aliens :
Why are people so happy?
The earth has made a rotation around the sun.
I said they were unreasonable.

Someone thought friends were an unrenewable resource. They are like teeth - appear in their own time, and then fall out one after another. And those that remain gradually become fatty with caries. Even if you put the seal, even if you do not put it, the spoiled ones will no longer be. The new ones will not grow. And those friends that appear in adulthood are just friends. They are like implants – as if they are inside you, helping to chew food, but still foreign material. In short, take care of the strawberries.

Xxx: My mom said, “You’ll only ride a motorcycle through my body!“I can do it now, but my husband prohibits it.

Yyy: Well you already know how to solve this problem.

The most memorable New Year was seven years ago. We lived in a dormitory with dumb neighbors-alcoholic pigs. They were able to buy an apartment in a mortgage, but have not moved yet, gathered from day to day, waiting for the weekend to coincide with everyone. There was nothing in the new apartment, no furniture, no food. And in the old room everything was already assembled and packed in boxes, only the TV has not yet been cleaned. We prepared a simple dinner, almost all the dishes were cleaned, we ate on our knees without a table, we hugged, probably for the first and last time, such a family we have, we never hug. Here is the whole new year. We were happy that we moved soon, that we were given a mortgage, that we finally got rid of this communion. There has never been a better new year in my life.

For someone, patriotism is a light feeling and a moral benchmark, and for someone - nothing personal, just business.

Once the famous German physiologist Herman Helmholtz, walking through the park, saw a crying girl. It turns out that there was a sickle in the eye.
The scientist took out the pocket lens and began to look through it to the child’s eye.
Suddenly he noticed that in a certain position the lens rays fell through the pupil on the back wall of the eye and brightly illuminated it. Helmholtz immediately understood the importance of this phenomenon; he improved the randomly opened method and invented the eye mirror - an unchanged attribute of the modern eye doctor.
Then you say, “Tears won’t help.”

Exporting a billion dollars from Russia to another country is not terrible.
Received from another country to Russia ruble - a foreign agent.
Different but...

What was the most stupid thing you believed in childhood?



When I was a preschool student, my mom told me that you couldn’t ride a motorcycle or get tattoos until your mother died.

One day in a grocery store I saw a huge cool guy. He was all in tattoos and was sitting on the loudest motorcycle in the world. The hell would take me 5 years old. I approached him and asked, “Hello, is your mother dead?“”



The guy looked at me and said, “Yes.”



I was shocked, and my mom was right.



Yyy: The man was probably terrified that some horrible child suddenly approached him and asked about his dead mother.



Zzz: I also have a story) my father bought me a Tetris, and there was a dance toy, and I asked what would happen if I lost, he said you would die. So, in these dancers, if I'm not mistaken there were 3 lives, when there was 1 life left, I turned off the tetris because I was afraid. And once accidentally lost and... did not die) And there was a story as a dad said in the train that a guy who was driving without a ticket and was taken by a conductor was thrown out of the train. When I was 5 years old, I was very distracted by the prospects of this man.