I wonder why the poor, low, grown, unpopulated Gregory
Perelman gives me a thousand times more sympathy than the tall, wealthy and public Andrei Fursenko?

News on Rambler:

"German pigs banned from importing into Russia alive"

Rambler is not fixed.

Why don’t you like Anime?
YYY: What is good? their mouths as if they were taburets
YYY: And the eyes like they want to catch for a week...

Father: You’re 19 years old and you’re still jumping.
The apartment!
You have to jump in your apartment!

indeed :
Fuck, it’s November 11! This means that soon all the webs of the world will write about 11:11 11.11.11.
Who started in advance

I told my grandmother that I haven’t watched the zombie for 3 years. Her reaction – you’re going to sing!! to

Fuck, it’s November 11! This means that soon all the webs of the world will write about 11:11 11.11.11.

Every morning, before I go to work, I have the procedure: we lie on the trail)

Usually, at the wedding, among the guests invited by the bride is a guest who has already had time to try the bride before the bridegroom.

The most regular file is when you go to the toilet at work, and there some steep "sniper" or, worse, a "bomber" pumped a speck. Carefully, breathe twice on the third, do your business, and at the exit you meet with a colleague who enters the same cabin. You go and think "Blyava, he will decide that I did it..." And it becomes shameful, although I don’t understand why... ((

Stop insulting me.
You are the first guy to call me a fool.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I accidentally...
A few times in a row?
Oh, I thought you would like it.

Starting from the cosmodrome, the automatic interplanetary station "Fobos-Grunt" did not enter the departure trajectory and remained on the base orbit.
Commentary
Somehow I wasn’t even surprised...
There are two options: 1. They ate the money and launched the maket; 2. Programmed by managers.

XXX is
The Fucks! Fuck the fucking shit!
XXX is
Do I eat ice cream? I went to the kitchen to get a snack, I come back and the picture is like this.
XXX is
A dog fucking swung the fucker into a bowl with only ears, next to her the fox flies and eats my ice cream!by 11
The neighbors didn’t understand me clearly, at 4 a.m. such a scream "go off the demons!1 of 11"

Inscriptions on women’s trousers:
Bring them to Kiev.

[12:12:48] Anna (Tiana): I sit in a row to the therapist, there is a Tadzjik bed, a certificate for sanitization to get. The therapist comes out, in a blue coat, and in a blue hatch, to call the next one (just my turn), and says to the Tajiks - yes, comrades, I will not accept you without Bahil, go down and buy Bahil. The Tadzjikans leave, I go to the therapist. After 10 minutes, we and the therapist leave the office - the Tajiks came, they were Bahili, apparently looking at the therapist, put on their heads.
The therapist :
Come on, the blue bears.

Now you’re on the internet, and who’s going to clean it?

thx = (
WOW: What happened?
I recently started wearing glasses. I’m doing lessons, my mom comes in and says, “You have such a smart face in these glasses.” At this time on the television went "The same Munchausen". And here is the phrase, as in order: “A smart face is not yet a sign of the mind, gentlemen.”

The director and secretary resigned in one day. Without a director is good, without a secretary is bad.

No matter how much the West is trying to put Russia on its knees,
She continues to lie proudly.

Previously, when I ran down the stairs, my muscles trembled on my chest, I liked it.)
Now the stomach is trembling, the age, the stomach.