Prehistory: this year happened "Apple overtime", wife and aunt came to the country and gathered them*
I: * with an attacked nightmare * Something I want to eat, and what do you eat?
Wife: “Scrubs some food” This is an apple, do you want?
I: No, I don’t want an apple, do we have anything else?
Wife: There is an apple pie, there are apples carved, apple pure, apples frozen, apples baked, apples carved, apples carved, apples carved, apples in the car, apples in the basement.
If you want to eat, eat apples; if you don’t want apples, you don’t want to eat.

XHH: Shake up, the knee had been hurt for more than a year, I joined more accurately... And now in the garage I accidentally hit him with a hammer... I understood that everything was normal with the knee before that.

Ordinary school day. In 15 minutes the class starts. My classmates and I stood by the window and looked at the fresh footprint in the snow.



They said the guy who jumped out of the window from the school would be expelled.

Okay okay? This is a fool.



Yes, a guy from eighth grade stumbled out the window from the second floor of the physics cabinet. Why Why? The hell knows him. Maybe it seemed fun to him or he decided to raise the authority among classmates. In any case, the motives of the director did not understand and the student was successfully transferred to another school, but this is not the whole essence of the story :)



What was he thinking?

“Damn you know, it’s not high here, maybe it was lazy to go down the stairs?

Could I jump myself?

No, I do not need problems.



Here Vasya approached the window, opened it wide, and went down.

Why Why? Again not clear.



A crowd of students wrapped up an unfortunate window and watched Vasei climbing in the cage. He stood up and went back to school happy.

Again there was a fierce discussion among the classmates.

iiiiiii

At that moment there was a noise in the class.



What did you get there? Has anyone jumped again?

The Chorus *

not eaten

We just look.



Zavoch approached the window and looked at the swarm underneath the office.

What is this trace in the snow?

It is yesterday.

and yes! This is the guy who jumped yesterday



Covered as possible



It seemed to convince Zavoie and she went out of class. The scenario for Vasa developed as not safe, but...



My friends, this is your subject!



In the classroom came a wet, but obviously satisfied Vasya.

When he looked at him, he shook sharply.



The snow was falling from the jacket, there was no point in explaining anything.



10th grade Vasya finished in another school. ¯\ツ)_/¯

But this beautiful guy in the girl with the dragon probably gave his daughter, if she had them, also the right doll with a sincere interest!

Beware of the hair and hair

> Come and tell me this in the face. Or almost any barber. I don’t like my hair :)

This is really scary, even about "go" I am afraid to fix it somehow.

The Double

>>> Black is better than gay.

The Negroes are not gay.

In New York, a Negro rides in an electric car and reads the Torah in the idis.Agoing to him, an old Jew sits and looks closely at a Negro...a Book...a Negro...a Book...a Negro again...a Book...and asks, “Young Man, you have not enough of being a Negro?”

It’s not about dolls. The fact is that, it seems, the situation in the family is this: the father with the child does not talk about interesting things for the child, does not watch the children's favorite films together, does not play, does not sing songs with the daughter. I had a father in my youth, who could not tolerate the anime himself, but would easily distinguish, we sing with my brother, trying to imitate the Japanese, the screenshot from Grandixer or from Seylormuti. And Seylormercury with Seylorvenera would not be confused, although he personally did not give up the information "this doll is specialized in this celestial body, but this one is out of that".
The film - it's not "set the child for two hours, and I'm going to do my business", cartoons are "look together and discuss why the heroine does this and what she was wrong in";

Our closest enemy is our language.

Danya (3,5 years old) was very concerned about the issues of marriage and thought a lot on the subject:
I’m getting married to Grandma Faye.
My grandmother is busy! My grandfather married her 50 years ago.
I asked him. He allowed me.

The generation that charged water with a TV condemns the generation that catches Pokémon with a phone.

To re-learn the left, of course, is not necessary. Do you treat them like the right ones? Yes of course! But if they begin to demand a special attitude to themselves: to be greeted with their left hand, in the subway they reworked turnikets as convenient for them, etc. Personally, I would be strongly opposed.

by Nano! You are clearly right-wing and have never been interested in what the left lacks. But in France, in the office, all the writing supplies are not oak, as we do, but ergonomic, so that the joints do not spoil. And all the pencil-blocks-blocks are marked and duplicated - for the right and for the left.And in public toilets there are tournaments on top of both towers for the elderly - whoever has a supporting hand. This concept is strange to you, it is called RESPECT.

> in the subway reworked turnikets as convenient for them, etc. Personally, I would be strongly opposed.

Natural leopards account for about 20% of the human population.
Public objects that are critical to safety must be comfortable for all passengers. Children cannot be transported without a car seat. A "adult" seat belts manufacturer is obliged to deliver exactly those that will suit not only men, but also women. (The first serial seat belts virtually didn’t save women because of the difference in average height.) Yes, society is obliged to be equally safe for people with different physical characteristics, with different taste and sexual preferences. As much as possible. Obviously, a DCPshnik with a stick will not be able to turn away if it is pushed, and a debilitating person may not notice that someone is sitting right on it - this is an irreversible difference, but, note, there is no difference, as long as no one is pushing. Not to condemn homosexuals, not to treat them, not to harass, not to blackmail, and also to take statements about unlawful actions against them (the same beating, rape, blackmail), to investigate these incidents - REAL. If you can’t, the problem is not in the gay, but in you. So, guys, society is you. All without exception. No need to look in the mirror.

I am not going to eat cream.
Because there is a pill.
I will not drink from the bowl.
Because there is a pill.
I will not bite the headphone.
Because there is a pill.
I will not sleep on a chair.
Because there is a pill.
I will not beat the walls,
Because there is a pill.
I will not put the carpet.
Because there is a pill.
I will not smell the guest.
Because there is a pill!
I will not even wash.
A pill in the right leg?
You can think anything,
I am not a paranoid.
No one succeeded
Cheat the cat twice.
If you have trouble,
Take your own pills.
Cats are always treated.
From the power of thought.

The New Star Trek:
XXX: Everything is great for a third of the series you have to read the subtitles, not watch the series!!!! to
Study Klingon

This is right. With homosexuals everything is ambiguous - whether you like it or not, and then sneezed on you such - and Opa! You are already with them.
In this sense, gay is preferred. No cold if...
and ==
by mm. Humor on a humorous (once) resource... Give you gods of goodness and health, Man. Really rescued

Everything becomes

>> but there are pydoras that never make a meltdown, and the asphalt is placed so that it dissolves on the third day

This is how the asphalt-leggers go by you - and this turns out to be a gay parade...

On the other side of the geosphere)

Black is better than gay. When you’re a Negro, you don’t think about how to tell your parents about it.

QR:I went to the dentist yesterday.The dentist woman of 60 years, the analgesic said to put no need.When I cried out from the pain, she cried out to me with a handcuff on the rose, with the words"do not swallow".Less on became but no longer "swallow".

by Pulya

The unmarried man is a fighting man, the married man is permanently discharged (unharmed), and the single man is after a vasectomy.

There should still be a training - for safe work, and a parade - beautiful and with a sprinkled bow.

I was swimming, I was 23.
xxx: I went down, went out seconds after 25-30. for this time rubber tapes frozen to the ice
zz: fucking, ))) enough, I don’t like horrors))
XXX: But the feelings are interesting. The body is so upset from what is happening that the feeling of cold is not as acute as when you just go into cold water. The body just refuses to believe it happens.)
zz: My body moves horses, instantly