I lie down, I fall asleep, midnight, cell phone call: baby come please turn off our lights, or the cat in the legs is lying sad to bother him

I’ve made such sushi shrimp!
I didn’t have fish, so I drank salmon there.
Instead of nori salad.
Instead of Vasabi hren "Uncle Vanya".
Did you find the rice? Or replaced with grass?

29892 (saved 2008-10-20 at 00:30)
Wedding in the midst, behind the already solemn ceremony, to the microphone approached the bridegroom and with a solemn appearance speaks before 300 gathered guests, said that he wanted to thank everyone for the fact that they came, for the support, to thank the relatives of the bride for such a wonderfully organized holiday and at the end of the speech announced that he prepared for each guest a special gift, from himself personally.under each seat of each chair glued a envelope and asked that everyone opened it, their envelope.in each envelope there was a photo of 8x10, on which was sealed a witness with the bride engaged in sex..then the newlyweds still stood a couple of minutes on the podium, observing the reaction and with the words and now I've taken off from here
He filed for divorce on Monday.
Most couples after receiving such information would immediately break all kinds of relationships, but this man went through all the preparations for the wedding and lasted the ceremony as nothing happened.his revenge spread to the expenses of the parents of the bride, who paid $ 35,000 for the celebration of 300 guests, but the most difficult fate was subjected to the reputation of the bride and witness before friends and family in full.

This can be said as a toast.

Do you already have 18?
She: Are you a salesman in the alcohol shop or a polite maniac?

My husband came from work yesterday.
He says: "Listen... And I scratched your car..."
I say, "Do you know what wives do when their husband’s car is scratched?and "
"Do you want to go?"
Kivu, rejoicing, I think, I need to understand what... And he to me - "Okay, you will miss"...

We enter the wardrobe.
Give me that hook for 20 rubles.
Seller (exhausted): He is thin, and you need a thick one... But there are no thick ones... The gymnasians have all scratched out... Are you from high school?
We are (in full swing): Yes
Seller (heavily breathed): Your worker is fucking...

Now I wash my socks and go to bed.
Are the clothes washing? 0 to 0...
She: Did you think?
He said, “Why do they bother to do that??? Rushing is understandable...
She: Do you wash your socks, or why do they do that?? to
He: No, the socks are serious.
And what about the socks? Do you think they smell? :D
He: I have never seen a girl whose socks smell bad)))
Maybe it’s because they wash them. You are lucky not to see.
He: That is what I think.

We all know: Julia's mother sat down in the morning on the pills - to remember the planets of the solar system

It’s a little childhood 😉 😉

A friend told me. He suffered an injury to the beard. He went to the Military Department. After her, the tired man walked home (in military uniform). The bus. Hour of pic. He is sitting. A familiar girl calls him.
The girl: Hi
My friend: Hi
Girl: How is it?
My friend is tired. I go from war.
No matter further. The bus stopped completely for a moment.
After a while I call again. Almost the same. After this conversation, a man who was sitting next to him asks a friend:
M: Boy, where are you from?
d: from there (cooking the head in a mysterious direction).
I know people who go there for money.
Imagine the eyes of a man and half a bus when a friend stands up and, without answering anything, goes to the exit.

A girl talks about sex with a guy:

XXX is
It is difficult to evaluate once.
It was funny :)

XXX is
The case was in the car...

XXX is
We sit in the rear seat, then suddenly another car comes in from behind, he climbs forward to leave.
The back includes a lamp in the ceiling, which safely illuminates the naked ass that twists between the front seats I run from the hump.
I think people in the back of the car saw it.)))

To the question of the financial crisis.

Now it is better not to keep money in rubles.

I don’t have time to hold them in rubles. It ends immediately after my salary. It is :)

> Once again sitting down to eat in front of the compot, with the thought that I need to put something under the bed so as not to pollute the table, I unfolded word.

What about these quotes about how insignificant your life is. Eat for a compost, sleep for a compost, have sex with it. I am afraid for the future of humanity. Live a full life, rejoice, fall in love, go out with live girls, and you will be happy.

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The operative of the state-owned control of the city of Tomsk Alexei Podkorytov found on the account of his bank card four billion rubles, which were charged to him by mistake.
A day earlier, he mistakenly gave a stranger 5 packs of heroin, 40 kg each.

Diva-N
I am swallowed by a witch in Hollywood.
Diva-N
Could it be painted black?
Blaze (
And the hair is also black.

I call a familiar girl from the phone.
He silenced, ringing the phone for five seconds. Then I ask:
Do I look like Darth Vader?
You look like a fool!

I think, Hyazae, what did I hurt her?
I call the girl from her mobile phone and ask:
What are you offended?
and????? to
I call you, you call me a fool.
and???? to
I tell her the previous dialogue - rhetoric in the voice and recommends to check the number entered on the work phone. And then call back on that number and say that I'm actually a fool with curved fingers!

The Legion:
It looks like I played.
I went home from guests a few days ago.
in one of the streets illuminated by one lamp,
20 meters from me (right in the direction of my movement) saw a strange object, something vaguely reminiscent... With every step toward it, the thought became clearer and clearer, but I could not remember exactly what it was. At the moment when it was no more than 3 meters before him, he suddenly knocked into my side! I have never jumped so far before! In my head burst ALL the images with the headscarves from the HalfLife series!
It was a normal brown package.

<nobody> the jump of the line-up eats in the middle of an hour?
<ElfenLaiD> 10 grams of brain

Yesterday I went home from work. Near the entrance is a lumpy mayor. Standing on the sidewalk. On the one hand, you can pass, on the other, you must pass. There are two men at the entrance, talking. I fit. Whose Mercer? One of them grills him.

I: Don’t put the car that way. They can throw something away and then you won’t find who did it.
M: Yes to Noah.
I: I have had it!
M (with sympathy in the voice): Did the car crash?
I: No, I dropped it and did not find it!
The round eyes.
I go up to my sixth floor, I look out the window - there are no cars =)

Jr. Minsk

BASSBOOST (15:04:28 13/10/2008)
Join the group of BMW fans and there is a post like our records. Well, people add photos from speedometers of what speed they developed. Well, who has 220, who has 240, who has 260... There are pyjamas photos where 330... And a batch of photo and a speedometer arrow at zero... And the attribute "And I slowly ride"...