My partner was not at work yesterday, today I called him and said he would not be there today or tomorrow (something about postgraduate studies). VKontakte he hangs online sometimes, decided to look at new toys. I watched the new CoD MW3, released yesterday. The boss is also not today...There are dumb doubts...

The tornado, which broke all the glasses in the building of the Hydrometeorological Center, as if hinted to its employees that today is not entirely sunny and predominantly without rainfall with a weak southwest wind.

Gaiden: Dear, there is a problem in our relationship.
Lady : Which?? to
I forgot your name.

A woman must be loved so that she does not think that someone else can love her even more.

Roman: this woman should love so that she doesn't get a spit in her head)))

xxx: by the way, mosquito bites on the hands are very pleasant and convenient to scratch with a scarf
Where do you get mosquitoes at -18 fucking???? to
XXX: The Urals
XXX: The Mother
zzz: it's still a shit... at -32 they are freezing the most hot, they don't even fly at -25, they are hot.

I don’t get enough sleep... Whether the nights are short or I sleep so fast...)

About the robbery of Toyote - a foreigner on one of the Ural news portals. Pleased with comments:
I’m driving a Volvo and I’m not running.
I go to the tavern-closing only so that they don’t get into the salon.

Phoenix: I got sick, I woke up in the morning, shaken by the temperature, decided to make tea, put on a cup of sugar, a bag, lemon and honey. While the watermelon boiled completely worse for me, I think I need to drink something stronger, and on the machine in the same glass poured a bag of raspberries. After half an hour, I felt great. I think the microbes probably just wavered from such tea and decided that it is better not to connect with such an idiot.

It’s so simple that you’ll know what the mistake is.

I just came back from the maid. Dialogue between two friends:
- And I had two wedding nights: the first - after the painting in the ZAGS, the second - after the wedding!
Here is the seat! She has two marriage nights, I have none. The law of energy distribution. My husband and I counted the bubble after the wedding ceremony and went to bed.

From the 4pda forum

SandrX: I need to make brightness below 0 percent.
Xcariba: Is it to radiate darkness and cold? O_O

XXX: Where are you from?
Yyy: C of Irkutsk ;)
I think it’s cold there, probably.
YYY: Absolutely no, we’re like in songs.. "Draw me seven white horses, seven white horses, October, November, December, January, February, March and April";

Miss_Trinity: In a messy world there stood a messy city, and there was a messy man sitting in it holding the sign “This is me.”

XXX: Call me
YYY: Where is it?
XXX: Going Home
YYY: The number
You don’t know my home number???? to
We meet for a year!!! to
What kind of breast is my baby on?
YYY: You don’t have a mole.
XXX on the right!!!! to
XXX on the right.

Conversation between a guy (p) and a girl (d) in the electric car:
Q: Why do you have such large headphones? (The Loot)
P: It’s better not to hear you.

Posts about KISS:
I go mountain skiing, I know two languages, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs! I am looking for a man for a serious relationship... Ready to be on maintenance, interested in the amount of $20,000 - no controls and obligations and $40,000. I will only be you! P.S I’m crazy about the turtles of the Indian Ocean, the sharks of the Gulf of Oman, the Hotel Parus... I’ll be pleased with a man who understands how much my escort costs.

The stone:
Well guys, let’s get off?

XXX: Fill out our application
Is Tatiana really Tatiana?
Yyy: Actually Gennady
Yyy: but write Tatiana, prokatit

We were gathered by the curator of our group. Grit: "I have three questions for you.
One is bla bla bla.
2 is bla bla bla.
And finally the third question. We need to talk about the harm of smoking. Do you know that smoking is harmful?
All of us are "DAA!and "
and well. are free.

x_bl_x: I want to praise you.
In the school asked to make a report on any animal / insect / bird.
My pnes "juki-growers, wonderful dead-eaters"

We answer again:

We asked and we answered:
"Did anyone ever put Ubuntu on the Day?"
Those yes. My beard does not grow.
Natasha, 16 years old

Those too. Alexander, 16 years old
Not that, Natasha, we seem to be working...