The habit of satisfying all my dependencies came to me after I moved to Linux.

Online chat games:

I need allies to help you???! to
My best ally is Rosenthal.
ZZZ: What is Rosenthal?
DITMAR ELYASEVICH ROSENTAL - Russian-speaking knight)) does not engage in robberies, but writes textbooks in Russian))

I work in the attorney. Yes, I hear in January an influx of customers with beating, hooliganism and other blackheads and the phrase “I thought the end of the world.”

XHH: Connected the keyboard - does not work. The mouse doesn’t work either.
HGH: + thinks... +
Do you print with the power of thought?

xxx: My boss has had an uncontrollable attack of greed.
He suggested that I organize a youth initiative group (!Choose a new year corporate music for all ages!!Create a program!!Find the equipment!!! In the New Year and for free!!! Not the PJ, right?
If he doesn’t change his mind, I’ll have a boob around the Boombox with Radio Lighthouse driving :D

I will spend a month and a half in the summer camp.
YYY: Who is sending you there?
XXX is universe. I am studying in Peda.
Zzzz: Because I had to go into space! It would have been sent that way!

At 9 o’clock in the morning, the chief Sissadin’s call:

Q: Are you driving or driving?
Emm, I’m still sleeping.

Insane: How are cat years compared to human? Then I split up with a girlfriend, and she left my out-of-marriage cat. How much should I buy him whiskey, catsan and cocktails?!?! to

I’m removing my former phones.
So I don’t even call someone drunk at night.

Asked his wife to download his son cartoon about the pig Funtik.Common efforts on a well-known site found.Apparently, the author of the distribution hoped to capture even the German audience.Torrent name "Der Sweine Klein".

I decided to take a break from pasta with peelings and prepare soup. He cooked and safely drained the water.

I thought...

[0:12:05] Jaroslav: "I am a machine. I do not want to go anywhere. I want to sit in a crib and do a crib.

Two friends in the morning after drinking:
How are you and your wife?
She sent me in the ass.
I am in p... du.
We will be neighbors.

If you suddenly, earlier than usual, came home and heard from the threshold that your wife is strangely standing, you are an irreparable optimist if you think it was her broken hand.

I lie with my wife and talk.

I am. You are my dearest.
by J. A thousand and a half! (Summa "ransom purchase" at the wedding)
I am. A lot for 5 kg of chicken.

I get rid of cats, cats and other things.

Review of the film "The Dark Knight"

Wowowuhhhh..., purely accidentally watched the "return of the legend", stuck!!! I watched the first two films and was just surprised. I love this trilogy and look forward to the continuation!!! to

Woman, what continuation do you expect from the trilogy after watching all three films?

A: I would like to get a ballistic missile with IP guidance.
l: gigs, from factory targeted at 127.0.0.1

xxh: Still it was cruel - to show him "Sinister", and then to restore the film on the disk four times through the remote when he was trying to delete it))

Previously, people in very emotional moments liked to use the word "Remove!".
But it was too long for such moments and was shortened to a simple interdomain "OH!". The interdomention "Ah!" also appeared, but there was another word.

The teacher teaches what he knows; the teacher teaches what is prescribed by the Ministry of Education.