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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56192
 09.11.2011
She put her clothes in the cleaning:
Employee - 666 rubles
I am harsh!
R is?? to
I’m hard on such a sum.
(Here it comes to her)
Take your stuff 11.11.11
(The check is to be signed)
Is there nothing about the soul?
(from the gun)
R - no) by the way, you call before taking your order, your things may not be.
I am wonderful in general!
(Reddit with the Reddit)
God will let me come back.
(I go under the squeezed hood)

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56191
 09.11.2011
XX: I am so cynical. When a guy says to me “my sweet pussy”, I’m always pulled to answer “you’re my salty.”

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56190
 09.11.2011
Do you have chocolate at home?
What time is it for chocolate? The cat should be eaten!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56189
 09.11.2011
A: Like a computer, it doesn’t slide? The car is running, the tractor is working.
B is normal. The female cattle
A: Funny written, especially signs of interruption )))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56188
 09.11.2011
Another news :
In Chelyabinsk, a jealous husband killed his wife by a false imitator

One of the comments:
I have been waiting for two years for this kind of killing in Hitman.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №56187
 09.11.2011
I go on rains I don’t need anyone.
WOW: With the tank on the go you still split up
Theme: UGU
My voice is cold.
What is it that pops up?
Tagged: hz
HH: Okay well
The cat is awake again.
HHH: The sleeve is wrapped
Are you the norm?
Crawl: Cravat is cut off
My body is excited.
O O O O O O
Tags: fuzzy fuzzy
I’ll come soon, I’ll be treating.
Fuck you for dinner.
What fucking thing?! to
XHH: Sory is involved

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №56186
 09.11.2011
I believe there will be revenge. And the men will run on the sticks behind the pads...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56185
 09.11.2011
I learned how to make Bolognese sauce. Now we have every day the pasta of Bologna, the potato of Bologna, the Greece of Bologna and the pelmeni, your mother, also the Bologna!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56184
 09.11.2011
10x for the shoes. No matter how cool they are.
yyy: there are turbochargers, out-of-the-box suspension and plasma coating, in case you go into the pit.
yyy: more spikes on the waist are pushed out, and the shoe on the nitro accelerators produces a twist from the turn, you only have to make the face of Chuck Norris

[ + 85 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56183
 09.11.2011
Subject, it does not need to be clarified by location
The clarifications in the clips (although substantial) are (usually) superfluous.
Those who end the proposal with a pretext, send it.
The unnecessary analogy in the text is like a shirt filled in shorts.
Remember that in most cases the "om" link can be excluded.
Suffering must be avoided.
A proposal of one word? not well.
Do not use long words where you can use short words.
As Emerson taught: "Do not quote. Report your own thoughts".
Be more or less specific.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Bookmakers, often without any rules, someone feels that something is wrong.
Regulate the vocabulary of words.

c) O. Gregory Pobožin

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56182
 09.11.2011
After the twentieth installation of alt-linux "Centaurus":
XXX: It’s going to start!! to
YYY: Okay, it can’t be that!
Zzzz: Take it off, it’s broken.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56181
 09.11.2011
I bought a printer at home today, saw the toner saving button on it, pressed - the print was cancelled. It is logical that)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56180
 09.11.2011
xxx: I called yyy, what question she wanted to discuss with you.
Zzzz: What is the question? Are you aware?
xxx: No, but she said it wasn’t what I thought. At the time, I was thinking about peelings.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56179
 09.11.2011
Mmm with this girl in this street I lost for the first time
Money and mobile.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56178
 09.11.2011
A lovely computer?
- Of course, dear, I'll play now, sit and sit as much as you can.
and sitting.
Go to bed, will you let me sleep alone?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №56177
 09.11.2011
The most respectworthy fear is the fear of hurting a person.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №56176
 09.11.2011
About the good mayors of American cities paving the sidewalks.

I have a friend Sasuke. He moved to Canada in the late 1990s. For the sake of the children and on the insistence of the spouse. The kids are probably well now. Former wife (with a new husband) And he is thirsty. Foreign is so foreign. Many of his current lives would be jealous.
Encouraging him, he told the story of an American mayor who wrecked the sidewalk for a pedestrian. I admired that story. This is a good example of the Mayor!! to
Sasha smiled sadly. There was also a pavement on his street recently. It is unnecessary for locals, because you are not walking through their endless streets. But! It is paid by the people in front of whose houses it is laid. Sasha also has to pay the portion of the sidewalk that is laid in front of his house. Delayed at 12 years. He will not vote for the current mayor. But paying 12 years of money will still have to.
And I sat down and digested – how the eyes differed from the outside and from the inside...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56175
 09.11.2011
Girls, if you don’t have a terrible girlfriend, think about it.
Per the worst friend is you.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56174
 09.11.2011
Anatidaphobia is an irrational fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.
YYY: fucking
YYY: Now I have him.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56173
 09.11.2011
The financial complaint. The Office. by Oppen Space. Everyone struggles to make serious faces. And here is the voice of the head of the department: "I understand what the problem is! An asteroid is flying..."

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