The servant told me.
Read a story to the child:
It is written on the stone, "You go to the left - you will lose the horse and you will be happy. Go to the right - you will die, and the horse will be happy you will go straight - you will both be whole, but unhappy" asks the child - where would you go? Only the unspoiled childhood thought could give rise to such a natural response. The horse is sorry, let it live. I would leave the horse at the stone, and I would go to the left.
How do you explain to a child why in a fairy tale this shit went to the left with a horse?

Bahruz

As my grandmother once said, it’s better to shoot, recharge and shoot again than to light a light and ask, “Who’s here?”

I had a headache this morning.
because yesterday I decided to serve myself with a spilly Cuban "shardone"
Gone to Zizou

xxx: and, boiled with the juice of grapes, crushed by the feet of the Cuban virgins, invited the lazy to go with me to the Prague.

You know, she agreed.

Not surprisingly

I think I’ll do it now.

xxx: here's how to explain to a person that he in a month 25, and he has not yet understood that the crawl leads to a fallout, and did not understand the main rule "drink - turn off the internet"

Why did I love the rain? I didn’t have a telescope.

Vitaliy70: I sometimes think fortunate that the crucifixion could have been hanged or not brought to the chariot to plant would not be crucifixion and the hell knows what...

Good for the Kazakhs - they have two space exits - Baikonur and Chui Valley!

From the discussion of the Curiosity discovery on the Habrah:
The Internet spreads rumors about the upcoming "big news" from NASA rover Curiosity, but the space agency continues to keep silence about the details.

X: I dump a package of Belomora, 2 bottles from under the “Stoolish”, and a little further away – fragments of the newspaper “Pravda”, which cover some organic substance.
V: Broken cabbage and pot with petunia?

The end of the world (
Well, until the end of the week and it’s fine.)

He reached the point that when reading the list of U.S. universities, he tried to read Oxford as a sixteen-digit number.

Talk of programmers.
Sergey: In general, besides that everything is wrong, I don’t see other mistakes...

Olya: For what I love free municipal clinics, so for cheap services.

About mutual understanding:
Admin in the general chat:
We can’t change the hoops, right?
The Secretary:
Oh, leave what nature has rewarded :")

I read in the news: "A deer drove a man into the trunk of a car and took his cigarettes". What do these journalists smoke?

XX: I realized that I am reminded of the raised trees in November. It’s as if the bride, a month and a half before the wedding, was everywhere in a white dress and fat. Br...

Early morning. The Sunday. 7 in the morning.
I sleep, I do not touch anyone.
DDRDRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! to
I jump: Good Morning Mazafaka!Even the perforator screamed.
DDDDDDRRRR stops and behind the wall such a sad voice: I am what? My wife forced...

When I first saw the interview with Kurayev, I laughed. Now my children are learning from his textbooks. I am not laughing.

I go in the bus (guard), the conductor asks to transfer money for the ride from the back yard. In the middle stands a woman of large size and on all attempts to transfer money through her, she thinks that it would be transmitted through those who sit, and she was not touched. On the front seat sits a 4-year-old boy with his mother, observes the whole situation very closely for five stops and says pretty loudly:
“Mommy, is my aunt so bad because she’s fat?”
The bus begins to rust quietly, the mother is embarrassed, the woman becomes red... in a few seconds:
“Mommy, is she fat because she’s lazy to move her ass again?”
Even the driver of the bus.)
The woman red like cancer jumped out at the first stop.)

Make me a massager. I have not had a massage for a year.
She is tired: Do you have a conscience?
He: And I have no more conscience.

Whc: By the way! If at the end of the world everything is planned correctly, then you can eat, shrink, dress up, fill the mouth of someone who has long dreamed - and the mess / side / deadline will not have time to happen!
What if the end of the world doesn’t happen?
Whc: If the training was quality, at least personal - guaranteed!

My mom is coming to me on Friday.
M - Something early, I did not expect it before December 21