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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56172
 09.11.2011
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Ups, I confused you with the calculator: I love you, sunshine.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56171
 09.11.2011
"I don't understand people who talk about how their headphones are confused and how the skill developed to help them disrupt them. I personally never had such a problem.
Even more would. You have been interested in fishing since the age of 12. After wearing a beard that took 40 meters of wood, no headsets are scary.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56170
 09.11.2011
We have freedom of speech, but no one guarantees freedom after that.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56169
 09.11.2011
Valek: Mortgages still take units.The main mass of the generation of the 80s buy cash.Among my surroundings I don't know anyone,who took this cabal,and apartments are inexpensive mostly in the center and in new houses with underground parking lots and enclosed territory.People who know how to turn,be always in the subject easily to 30 years will provide themselves with prestigious housing, and even before.Thank God we don't live in the USSR,I have a lot of opportunities to earn money.
Good day to everyone" and the answer to it just killed))
Igor: Dear Valek, what if everyone is "turning" and not working? Here you come to the store, and it is closed - all the sellers have gone "turns". Approach to the dishwasher, and there is no water - the staff of the water supply departed "turns". You go to the refueling station and there is closed - the refuelling staff "turns".
is normal? Everyone earns, but the apartment is not to buy - because the employees of the judiciary are turning. and real estate agencies employees - too."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56168
 09.11.2011
Listening to Discovery Channel
Destroyer of Legends
The brain of monkeys contains a natural emulsion that allows to make bull members even more elastic.
They are catapulted from the bulls.
d00mw01f: what is it?
Warlock: Well, they brought in a box of bulls. put on the table. Long ones, similar to ordinary ropes
Then the brain was stuck in the mixer. Swimming in the Brains

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56167
 09.11.2011
came a girl on an open job... left a resume.. in the list of upcoming jobs is "insurance agent".
The day has started well!)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56166
 09.11.2011
I have created a "farm". In it several workers smell: collect mushrooms, fish, fruits, garbage, grow vegetables, build huts. Give each a colleague’s name.
Shit, this is the smell!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56165
 09.11.2011
Announced by:
I translate from male to female, from female to male. It is cheap. The body. 555-322-223-111

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56164
 09.11.2011
The Interfax reports:
“A drunk Yakutia MP argued with two peasants and chased them on a tractor, threatening to kill them.”
People are happy :)

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56163
 09.11.2011
She went out to smoke and let her child play with plasticine. I go back, there is no plastic.
Where is the plasticine?
The NEM!
The shock. The child ate plasticine.
He takes my hand and leads me to the kitchen. There is a bowl on the plate, and there is plasticine in it.
Who is eating raw?

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56162
 09.11.2011
In one of the shops in the British city of Harlow, a 92-year-old retired woman refused to sell whisky because she did not have an identity card that could confirm her majority.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56161
 09.11.2011
Commentary on the Cosplay photo:

I suspect one of them is a boy.
222 is yes. The left is a boy and the right is a boy.
One of them is a girl.
333: both of them

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56160
 09.11.2011
If you have yogurt, it will last longer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56159
 09.11.2011
If a hipster, standing on the bridge, crashes his iPhone, he will be very upset. Not because the iPhone has fallen, but simply you can’t tweet about it right away.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56158
 08.11.2011
If this continues, I will not live until I die.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56157
 08.11.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Three ?

WOW :
Is it... breasts and folds on the stomach?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56156
 08.11.2011
I live in Königsberg, so the hobby Digger brings a good income, and also sometimes bricks in pants and sometimes in a helmet. How many times I stopped. The first is illegal, the second is dangerous, and the third is reckless and frightening. and stopped. And when I, a graduate specialist, was offered a job for 11 thousand rubles, I remembered how much more the Germans forgot under our city.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56155
 08.11.2011
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 13:59): How is it right to call or call?
Yalla (01.11.11 - 14:01): call me
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 14:01): Thank you very much!
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 14:11): Fuck how?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №56154
 08.11.2011
My son was driving in English today. I sit in the corridor and wait. I hear what they say there. This is the word window. And my teacher says, “Daddy doesn’t like this word, I’d rather say Linux.”

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56153
 08.11.2011
Using the inattention of the buyer, the McDonald’s employee did not smile.

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