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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149634
 11.03.2018
Stupid stuff from idiots. Not because he is not like him, but because he learned, did not repeat the mistakes of his father, went to people.

That is, the idiot-map beats the idiot-son for being the hereditary idiot? In the spirit of idiots, who is already there. Hottest will only be the family "quasimodo", demanding from the daughter the first place in a beauty contest.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149633
 11.03.2018
My quotes are removed.

Who was the first of the Orphomaniacs and Grammarnacs? Maybe I?

here here :
The son recently shaken the belt for the three by the dictatorship. He is dressed, Carl! The pants, looking from the cosy and bormochet:
C: I may have other talents. A man cannot be successful in everything.
I: is it true? Name at least one subject in which you have not had a rating below five.
After a long break, talent depends on genes. It’s your fault that I didn’t inherit.

The baby’s mouth [...]

There is full "shDevrov": looks from the bottom, everything is straight, you can and can not fade.
My son is right.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149632
 11.03.2018
I choose the laundry. Fuck, the people in the reviews do not write:
"The disadvantages are:
1st I didn’t like the front window and the door in general.
In the first glass plastic - you can accidentally squeeze :("

In what position do they accidentally press on a low enough loop for frontal loading with their ass?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149631
 11.03.2018
I have a mirror hanging in the corridor on the wall opposite the door. One day, a neighbor activist (an unidentified age aunt) came in for something and stated that it was not Feng Shui. All the energy that comes into it is returned. To be honest, I was a little squeezed and couldn’t find anything to answer. Here behind my back came a brother who visited me and horribly asked what she was sending us so it was terrible to get a turn, and the question was exhausted.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149630
 11.03.2018
<Capitán Crac> I love these shop signs:
Everything for Health
Trusty
Costumed
Walked
Wheelchair

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149629
 11.03.2018
The imam-hatib of the Mirza Yusuf Cathedral Mosque in Tashkent, Rahmatullo Sayfuddinov, said the harmful influence of Turkish TV shows on the Uzbek genosphere.

During the sermon, the imam said that "women who think during sexual intercourse not about their husbands, but about beautiful actors from Turkish TV shows, are born gay children."

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149628
 10.03.2018
2nd Smaug cannot exist in nature. Due to the fact that it has both wings and front legs (so it cannot be physiologically. Ask the biologists.

Why do you rule out that Smaug is a cockroach or a spider?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149627
 10.03.2018
Yesterday I went into the taste alfabet for the first time. They have bread for 700 rubles. What to add to the bread so it costs 700 rubles? The Belgian Chocolate? The black cane?


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149626
 10.03.2018
by KINOBAŞ
help find a movie, watched as a child on a video cassette. There, a wealthy woman lives in a large house alone, and once calls the water supplier, he comes and plays with the hostess, and the gardener looks out the window. I could not see further - the parents returned, the cassette had to be placed in place so as not to be struck. I remember the movie was in German. I would like to know how the case ended.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149625
 10.03.2018
Do you really call your member a bee?
Yes Yes
Sorry

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149624
 10.03.2018
Indifferent residents even cut off a piece of frozen feces and brought it to the office of the city administration, but the problem is not yet solved.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149623
 10.03.2018
Help find a movie, watched as a child on a video cassette. There, a wealthy woman lives in a large house alone, and once calls the water supplier, he comes and plays with the hostess, and the gardener looks out the window. I could not see further - the parents returned, the cassette had to be placed in place so as not to be struck. I remember the movie was in German. I would like to know how the case ended.

Everyone was pleased. And a rich woman. and water conductor. And the gardener. And parents, you didn’t find the cassette. And you, if you checked out.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149622
 10.03.2018
We are discussing how itish terms have been integrated into the Russian language. ("Leave the latest changes" and "From the master", that’s all)
What if the Silicon Valley did not appear in the United States, but in Japan?
- "Zaharakirte, please change in the sandwich"?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149621
 10.03.2018
From a blog about programming:
In this case, the progress bar will not work, because there is no information about progress as such. In such cases, we do not put the progress bar, but the "mothillator". This is a component that during the loading shows some animation as a sign that the process is ongoing. For example, circles that run around.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №149620
 10.03.2018
Baklažanna> Arrived at a completely new level of conscious dreams. I wake up, go to the bathroom to wash, turn on the light and realize that something is wrong. I raise my head - exactly, in the cartridge of the incandescent lamp, and it must be a LED, I personally twisted. Of course I sleep. I need to wake up somehow. I close my eyes and open up again in bed. As soon as I wake up, I don’t sleep. I get up, go to the bathroom, turn on the light - in the cartridge of the incandescent lamp. That is your mother!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149619
 10.03.2018
"In the Irkutsk region lost a trottle box, - media"

If someone finds it, it will be good to hear!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149618
 10.03.2018
One of my acquaintances, Anton, once filmed a house with two other Anton.
Yes, standard packaging
Yyy: I hope there were 12 Antonovs in the entrance.
XHHH:..and a homephone visit

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149617
 10.03.2018
Please try to look up at the sky from the well!

What a subtle proposal to kill yourself. This is even more interesting than melting uranium in mercury.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149616
 10.03.2018
I sit in the inlet through the VPN.
Context advertising offers to buy a new car, meet unmarried ladies, take a map American Express and rest in Miami.
I turned off.
Elections, news about punishments, coding from alcoholism and holy relics in step-by-step availability.
I sit in the inlet through the VPN.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149615
 10.03.2018
Rest until retirement.

They will have to work because of the lack of pensions.

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