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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22378
 11.11.2009
God is
Are you not at work again?
Asuka
Lunch
God is
No lunch
God is
Working in Niger
Asuka
The facts
God is
You translate to me.
Asuka
I put the leaflet and changed all the letters.
God is
I blame you with this lump.
God is
for child revenge.


[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22377
 11.11.2009


AngeL (18:18:34 9/11/2009)
Everyone in the world has a double.)

Adapik (18:18:43 9/11/2009)
This is understandable matter.

AngeL (18:19:04 9/11/2009)
This nature is insured in case one does not have children or so on.

Adapik (18:19:23 9/11/2009)
No is

Adapik (18:19:37 9/11/2009)
God was lazy to create units, he Ctrl+C Ctrl+V and then mixed them.

AngeL (18:20:28 9/11/2009)
Sash, only you could explain so easily)))

[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №22376
 11.11.2009
Boys, men... don’t be afraid of young mothers with children! We’re not all married, and often we don’t want anything from you except a piece of sex!

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22375
 11.11.2009
PHILIPS HP 6515 Depilator
I don't know how to remove the hair, and the body of chickens common well.My husband gave me a D-R...we live in the village, so the thing is very needed in the farm!

[ + 109 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22374
 11.11.2009
So tell me, why is Russia considered a ‘wild’ country, considered a slope country that should ‘catch up and overtake’?

A country in which modern hygienic procedures first appeared, while "civilized" Europe poured washes out of the windows and died out of the plague, and ladies caught their own fleas on a swallow? (And still one of the cleanest, by the way)

A country that first got sick of communism and has already healed, when the “developed” United States is just entering the “alternatively gifted African Americans” phase and other forced equality of the unequal?

A country where even in the most fierce epochs of superstitious darkness, no one was burned on fire? (In spite of the fact that persecute people "to the glory of God" in "civilized countries" continue to this day)

A country where only in the most dormant and bloody 90s has society degraded to the level at which the United States has lived all its history? (In spite of the fact that still with massive power outages the crowd did not plunder the city to the bottom, as in the American ‘black-out’.)

Humility is beautiful, but the measure in it must still be known.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №22373
 11.11.2009
A real man will never raise his hand on a woman. He has other parts of his body.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №22372
 11.11.2009
Paradox: the monthly salary of an employee of GAI is seven thousand rubles, and a day - eight.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22371
 11.11.2009
Comments on Viagra-Biology...
The most sexy clip.
Yes, lush shapes and girls!
The most popular women in the world.
- people, at the end of the clip what a scientist oret, help, a few years I try to disassemble!! to
(S and F)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22370
 11.11.2009
– Landrin is better than Rafaello – I’m telling you as a man!
What can a man understand in sweets? and :)
- Landrin's box is disassembled, and it is very convenient to put small screws and screws out of the bowl, look for the desired one, and then put the rest back into the bowl.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №22369
 11.11.2009
One day my mom picked up a cat on the street. It was small but smart. It was only on the street. There is no street in the apartment, but there are many flower pots, and there are flowers and land.
Once again I hear the cry of Mamma: "She’s back in the geran nasrallahaa!!And " what to do? They removed all the flowers and left the cactus. in the cactus to grind uncomfortable (stitch, infection). The cat was not confused. She sprinkled the earth from a pot on a window and successfully struck it next to the cactus.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №22368
 11.11.2009
She: Say it honestly! Am I fat?
He is: Honestly? You are for ball!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22367
 11.11.2009
Lech, I can’t understand, are you and Irka as different as you’ve been together for a year?
You listen to rock and she’s a chanson.
You are a boxer, and she fucking you.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22366
 11.11.2009
xxx: you're 19 years old, and you don't know the simplest things like css.
I am a girl
To work with css tables, a member is not required.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22365
 11.11.2009
The tape says that in Ukraine they are going to include baklaws in the list of harmful animals to be shot.
I always suspected that the main problem of Ukraine is the baklaws.

[ + 130 - ] Comment quote №22364
 11.11.2009
A comment to the group Ranetki on one known music resource:
j_s_floyd wrote:
I have a cat. A few days ago he ate something wrong and he got sick. I was wondering how to remove all this ugliness from his body. The cat was getting worse. Right in front of his eyes he went out. I almost fell into despair and fell on the couch in tears. Fortunately, I sat on the remote control of the telescope. Included STS channel, where, again, by lucky coincidence, went the series "Ranetki". And the unexpected happened! The cat was relieved. It really made it easier. He pulled all of his stomach’s content on the floor. So what is it all... girls! Thank you for being there! Without you, my cat would have died.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22363
 11.11.2009
amechan wrote:
ppt, on the forum of my new provider in the survey "Optimal shirt for dating a girl" with a non-hero break leads the option "Shirt for swimming, shirt, tricycles, slats".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22362
 11.11.2009
Dmitry Medvedev and Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
GDP DAM is a good slogan for the country’s leaders

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22361
 11.11.2009
If a girl thinks that men only need one thing, she is only able to do that.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №22360
 11.11.2009
jah: for fools like you and take the advertisement of shampoos with pearl proteins, cashmere and bee milk!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22359
 11.11.2009
Do you have a program against viruses and hackers?
and Linux

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