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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56152
 08.11.2011
Hi, what are you busy? 1. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 2. so it’s just eating, because there’s no place to eat 4 blins ago, and I’m all eating (

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56151
 08.11.2011
I am a gentle and fragile girl!
M: - Apparently from the words "take" and "take"...

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56150
 08.11.2011
An unknown girl knocks in the aska. The further dialogue:
See also: Salute
I say hello)
She is married?
I am divorced
She: Describe yourself
I: Large, thick, scary, bearded - the classic image of the internet of shit ))
She says goodbye.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56149
 08.11.2011
K is

The entire pornography industry is pissing on boys and everyone is happy. But it was worth, fucking, to write and remove one unfortunate Twilight and that’s all! Shaker to Heaven! The girls allowed themselves something interesting for their specific nature. How can they look at that shit?“" Rise up, rise up, rise up, rise up. Everyone has to meet their needs. = = (

Indeed! But, for the sake of justice, you need to either show porn in the movies on all the screens of the country, or, sorry, introduce criminal liability for the distribution of Sumereks.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56148
 08.11.2011
News on the ramp: "In the south of Russia in recent years sharply increased seismic activity".
The first comment:
Long live the seismic activity!! The only activity in Russia.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56147
 08.11.2011
Have you seen the Pandora movie?
YYY: I bought the disc, but I haven’t watched it yet – I’m afraid to open the box.

[ + 49 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56146
 08.11.2011
I drive in traffic jams, a truck in front of it, it is cautiously written: "Curiously, don’t get caught".

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56145
 08.11.2011
Zzzz: You guys, who are you studying to?
XXX: The Master
I am only up to the bachelor.
Sss: and I am to the archive ;[

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56144
 08.11.2011
A friend of mine had a soldering station with the same soldering station. Until the flow is gone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56143
 08.11.2011
XXX: I am going to the Vatican for a tour. What to bring as a gift?
Yyy: Indulgence, because he has sinned allegedly by adultery at a friend’s wedding... twice.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56142
 08.11.2011
“I have a secret fake VKontakte account where I keep all kinds of shameful videos.
By the time?
No, it is worse. The pop I listened to when I was young.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56141
 08.11.2011
I bought a winter jacket.
Yyy: Young man, what’s inside, synthon?
The hair is like...
Whose hair? 0
XX: Well these... goose... seem to be
Where is the goose wool? ?
XXX: I don’t know what they have.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: That is a puppy!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56140
 08.11.2011
From the survey code, the last paragraph

What operating system do you have?
<select name="s">
<option value="win">Windows
<option value="mac">Mac OS
<option value="linux">Linux
......
<option value="win">I don’t know
</select>

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56139
 08.11.2011
XXX: Has the manor gone through?
YYY : Why?
xxx from yesterday
YYY: I didn’t have him since yesterday.
xxx: iron nerves) well I already said)
Nihua is not iron. Just after the hysterics that I love so much to cheat women with such a little thing as the refusal of a parachute, I can no longer get through.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56138
 08.11.2011
Let it break, where it is thin, let it hurt and not go! Love - when you want a child, everything else is a world of sympathy.
Pedophilia = pedophilia = pedophilia
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56137
 08.11.2011
XX: My dad sees all sorts of horrors on NTV, and then comes and begins to complain to me about how terrible it is to live. Recently, I’ve stopped complaining.
Yesterday I came to my sister, it turns out he called her and complained that I forbid him to complain (((

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56136
 08.11.2011
XXX: Linux is stable (((
YYY: Why is it sad?
Meeting with a Linux girl
YYY: is it cute?
XXX: ughu, offered her to call me if something didn’t work
YYY: And what now?
XXX: and nothing, the damned linux is really so stable (((

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56135
 08.11.2011
MadEd: Bluooo, I’m already going to be Jehovah’s Witness or elsewhere! To walk around the apartments and watch the rich-growths who are in the bushes on the bosom chest! Under heavy metal look from the interior of the apartment! holding in the bloody streams of meat-trees and roaring that your Joker! And all as one are ready to start discussing religious issues immediately!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56134
 08.11.2011
The Orthodox Forum:
> Father, I accidentally shaded the toilet with a cross sign. What should I do now?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56133
 08.11.2011
xxx Chat is scary to me: in this shell office, the electric chain is loud and there is an inscription on it
"Fukushima-1" And most importantly, everyone left the office...

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