The more we love a girl, the more time at home for the wife!

rsh

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We sit somewhere at work, winter, evening, outdoors are already dark. Suddenly

Suddenly the lights in the whole building are turned off...Everyone, of course, is breathing out.

"I’m going to go!!! "- Nobody expected and of course didn’t have time for anything

to preserve.

It soon turns out that there was a serious accident.

There will be no light until tomorrow, so you can go home. People in

in the dark, lighting themselves with the screens of mobile phones, shoes,

They dress, they gather. It looks bad, everyone is hitting each other.

mobile phones, etc. The screens of mobile phones give little light. Only one

The guy is the simplest Nokia, but with a lamp! He lights us all and plays.

above us: large color display, 16 million colors... MP3, polyphony....

Voice set... 8 megapixel camera... 64 GB memory... USB...

IRDA.... Wi-Fi.... Bluetooth.... WAP.... GPRS..... EDGE... HTML...

AV output...navigator...guards...NOW WHAT? Has this all happened to you?and "

There is no more terrifying spectacle than the sign <U> on the glass <BelAZ>...

The medical equipment repair company received a letter:
-Hello dear mederaists remove from your site or elsewhere my phone number, in the end got your customers, who uncomfortable every day call on my number, I immediately want to clarify that I am not an employee of your company if the calls will continue to start on your behalf to give them advice and I will offer to fall in the equipment laser on photon crystals, and also use a hammer tester, to repair damaged wires inside the equipment

Curious on fishing - in the bottom of the caught soma found a whole closed bowl of canned food. And the conserve was - "Som".

I am (12:24:07 08/10/2008)
It makes no sense.
Sheffild (12:25:13 08/10/2008)
? to? to
I am (12:28:11 08/10/2008)
What is a short number?
Sheffild (12:28:25 08/10/2008)
Few have
I am (12:28:39 08/10/2008)
and...?
Sheffild (12:29:04 08/10/2008)
Automatically it is cool.
I am (12:29:46 08/10/2008)
Imagine a cock 3 centimeters long, and almost all of them have 20, and you say that a short one has few.

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What fucking barrel fell to almost 80 backs, and the 95th as it was 25.5 so it remains it for 2 months?? to

92 of gasoline.
A week ago it was 24.30, yesterday it was 24.40.
A week ago the rate was 23.50p for 1 dollar, today for 1 dollar. It is 26.20g.
A week ago 1l was worth = 24,30/24,50 = 0,99$
Yesterday 1l was worth = 24,40/26,20 = 0,93$
to whisper!
We are cheaper too!
Six cents of the US.
It is almost 6% cheaper!
6 cents is 1.57 r
Only here it is difficult to understand how in a week he lowered by 1,57p, if he increased by 10 kopecks?

After the shout of the boss from his office "Yes, I will all of you now make a vacancy!" it was like a sick O_o
c) Just Fox

by Irbis:
Wiki again.
Hypomonstrue pedalophobia – fear of long words

It turns out that hypomonstrae pedalophobes are even afraid of the name of their phobia!!! to

Hexakosioyhexekontaktehexaparaskavedekatriaphobia - fear of the number 666 on Friday, the 13th of the month

And from those who suffer from hexakosioyhexekontaktexparaskavadekatriaphobia, hypomonstraskuypedalophobes are generally in horror!!!! to

I met a truck driver and he told me. His change ended, the mood is excellent, he goes to the park on Bochkova Street.Now and naturally to the park takes passengers.Not coming to the park a few stops looks in the rear-view mirror (in which the salon is viewed) and discovers an empty salon.Everyone came out and passengers no longer, and like the mood at the rise he decided to humiliate a little.He started through the microphone to the whole factory mother particles to sing.A half 10 minutes until he slept, not a long thought breaks off from the seat of a jupit, as he will give a microphone, but the dynamics did not raise.And now the culmination.K went to the trolleybus of the factory.Uklorick's famous, behind the driver is a small glass (

Young man, please stop me. I still endured a lot, but I have to be able to break it, even my ears have been laid.

Naturally, he released it, but after this incident, before doing finching, he went out to the salon twice! So who was hiding?

Cellsul
Dancimo - and let the world wait!
Topol-M - and let the whole world be sick!

There will be another series about David Blake.
You need to have a cap (and a hat)
Cocktails are not a problem, men are more difficult. Or maybe art?
to two fools.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
We are sitting in Russia and trying to find idiots. Searching for Yandex in Yandex

26831 (saved 2008-10-09 at 23:10)
25968 (saved 2008-10-07 at 10:00)
Interestingly, all computer engineers do not understand why they invented the left wall on the computer?

by 5+
And everyone else doesn’t understand why you removed her.

I canch understand that with a closed lid, the outlet works better and all that. But this stitch is already like a bad sign: once you put it in place, it is necessary to break the thread inside.

[21:39:45] the lonely traveler: hello

[21:48:56] Look at the wolves: goodbye the lonely sneak!
[21:49:21] View_WOLCHITZY: and the second swallow was lost??? So my boyfriend is constantly losing passengers (

[21:51:10] lonely traveler: you know that you’re fucking wholehearted
[21:51:35] WOLFCHITZY: only I can talk with my socks
[21:52:03] lonely traveller: while the girl
[21:52:12] Look_Wolves: Wait for you
[21:52:23] Look at the wolves: are you caught??? From what wool?? to

Spam came with the text (literally):
"Buyed "Buyed"
No link to the website, nothing.
I will not go to sleep until I see what the hell is!

Wedding in the midst, behind the already solemn ceremony, to the microphone approached the bridegroom and with a solemn appearance speaks before 300 gathered guests, said that he wanted to thank everyone for the fact that they came, for the support, to thank the relatives of the bride for such a wonderfully organized holiday and at the end of the speech announced that he prepared for each guest a special gift, from himself personally.under each seat of each chair glued a envelope and asked that everyone opened it, their envelope.in each envelope there was a photo of 8x10, on which was sealed a witness with the bride engaged in sex..then the newlyweds still stood a couple of minutes on the podium, observing the reaction and with the words and now I've taken off from here
He filed for divorce on Monday.
Most couples after receiving such information would immediately break all kinds of relationships, but this man went through all the preparations for the wedding and lasted the ceremony as nothing happened.his revenge spread to the expenses of the parents of the bride, who paid $ 35,000 for the celebration of 300 guests, but the most difficult fate was subjected to the reputation of the bride and witness before friends and family in full.

28534 (saved 2008-10-15 at 08:50)
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XXX: This is all shit! There are only two types of people: those who can get a chip from the bottom of the Prings Bank, and those who don’t!

There is another 3rd type of people: those who turn their brains on and tilt their chips.

Are you wearing trousers today?
She: I am without
Ups, not for you.
She: Oh, not you either.

Well, how to prove to a wife that the record in the phone "Eugenia anal." is not what she thinks a worker of the analytical department.

HGH: It is time to throw the strawberry out of the refrigerator, it probably has already begun breeding there)
Don’t get into her personal life!!! to