Even in the pre-airphone era, as a student, he worked half-time in a "advertising agency", which had its shields and advertising structures in the elevators. Then the advertising in the elevators has not yet arrived, not so angry people and was new. Mostly among the customers were all sorts of providers, sanitary technicians, etc. But one day a not quite standard client came to us - a guy aged 25-26, well dressed, with the phrase "I want to beautifully offer a girl to marry me." The order is non-standard, especially considering that it needed only about a dozen elevators and we did not do so before. However, he agreed to pay the full price for the conditional “district” (approximately 700 elevators, with a 30% discount, and in other elevators we hanged a social jacket), for which I was able to give him a 70% discount for a large shield on the road, at the exit from the courtyard where his lady of heart lived.



The layout was made free of charge by our designer (something that was originally done by the client himself was some sort of painting), the text was something like "Masha, I love you. Go out for me. Your Sasha" and their general photo. The girl, by the way, in the photo was just an angel - white curls, soft features of the face, all so innocent. The client approved the layout, he went into printing and installation.



A couple of days later he came back to our office, joyfully: “She said yes! “” Shed in words of gratitude, carried a bottle of cognac; we also smiled - "What a cute story", and in general it was at least some sort of scent among sanitary installers and prostatitis healers.



And five days later, he called us back to the office and said, “Girls, please take away the posters.” Of course, there were questions - what, why, and especially under the contract, in the case of a change in the designs, the installation and disassembly he paid out of his pocket, and the money is not so small. He came to our office and then with his words:



“In an elevated mood, I came to Masha with a large bouquet, a champagne, a ring. I went into the elevator, and there on the layout was written - don't marry, she is a prostitute, write me "the email was followed". I thought, what kind of people are jealous of other people’s joy. But Emily re-wrote for the case. Everything went well, I joyfully went home, not getting burdened by the nightingale of Masha - she lived with her parents. and joyful. But something didn’t give me peace, this scornful text didn’t come out of my head. I decided to write this email. I tried to call the unknown. To be honest, I wrote rude. The answer came quickly – it contained a torrent link and only one sentence “No matter what my name is, I fucking your bride, watch the video.” I cooked, wrote some ugliness, but for the case decided to download torrents. The next morning I looked at him. Madly.. It was a typical “home video” – a slightly blurred low-quality picture, a poorly furnished apartment in which two girls were furiously fucking with four men, even without condoms. One of them actively fucking my angel in my ass. In the first minute I had a strange thought, “And she told me she didn’t like anal sex. and fucking.. “Well, maybe it’s been a long time, we’ve only been dating for two years, well, and what from the fact that she was filmed in porn.” But at that moment, a wall calendar came into the frame. We congratulate you on the New Year of 2008. So that was maximum a few months ago...



After that, there could be no marriage. To the honour of Masha, she did not give up and honestly confessed everything. The repair was carried out at the expense of the company.



What happened to the heroes of history, I do not know, except that Sasha went to Peter, deciding that with such a shame he will not be able to live in our city. But since I’m asked what the benefits of advertising are, I’m telling that story. The story of how dirty advertising in the elevators saved a human life, or rather, saved from a serious mistake.

In the Russian Federation, the most common disease is elevator enuresis.

There are times when you just want to take and tear out an entire sheet of life. So, I think I want to throw out the whole notebook...

A five-year-old son, playing on a tablet, enters a voice request to Google:
Lovely games for kids. Not for five years, right?! to

No, it’s straight from night.
Like bombs at the entrance to the station.
XHH: or Apple fans before opening the store.
Per they are the same people...

xxx: Interestingly, I will live until the moment when a monument is erected, say, Yezhova
YYY : HZ
xxx: opened here an article about him in wiki and chet again
I like these words:
xxx: "In the indictment it was said that Yezhov committed acts of martyrdom "acting for anti-Soviet and utilitarian purposes";;
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XXX: Chet me out straight)
Not patriotic
He did not act patriotically.
Listen, if there is an anti-Soviet act of masonry...
XXX: It should be...
Xxx: Unselfish by :DDD

From time to time, I contact a contractor from Yekaterinburg. Uncle himself is normal and quite condemned, but from his Ural speech I have ears in the tube, and if suddenly he speaks emotionally - I generally understand the meaning of the monologue only by the keywords caught.

The morning. An exciting dialogue with Nikolai Ivanych on the topic "Why have you not yet sent TZ and how do you want us to work?". He hurriedly justifies that the shash will all be, wait a little longer, on the move it burns up, at the end I just ask him to duplicate everything to the mail, because I am not sure that I correctly translated his speech into my language.

I put a phone. The colleague (happy)

There was a dialogue with a friendly civilization, right?

Sonetka: No, well, I understand, the contribution to American culture, all that. But I’t give it to Dylan. I would give Watson then.
Ivan: Are we really still talking about Nobel prizes?

XXX: I’m just going to check if there’s any dwarfs in this zoo.
xxx: there are no drownings, but there are eubelfars and binturons.
Is this a zoo, not a pharmacy?

Lios: I sit behind the piano, I look at the notes, I think... Then with the thought "you love the grip — let it go" I urgently remove the foot from the pedal
Lios: Well, there was no man nearby, or I would put it on the towel.

How can we force ourselves to something, knowing that not only we will all die, but the entire universe is waiting for a thermal death and the breakdown of ALL into elementary particles in hundreds of billions of years?! to

Five years ago my mom killed ants in the country.
Unintentionally
She knocked a nail, and the dumb insect ran out right under the hammer.
She still remembers the ants.

I always look for something positive in people.
Sometimes it’s just a positive floating.

XXX: Timor, good morning Comfortable to talk?

Good morning, how can I help?

XXX: Timor, I am in your business. Would you like to be rich in six months?

YYY: Okay, do you have masks and machines, as well as the schedule and routes of the collectors?

Commentary on the scientific-popular article:
<xxx>I went to read about polonium, tap on Wikipedia for 40 minutes...
<yyy>...awakened to an article about the confrontation between the Venetian republic and Geneva in the 15th century?
<xxx>Yes, approximately so)) But before Genoa from Polonium it is five o’clock, there was only a platinum hexafluoride)

The bird-eaters for example.

An acquaintance whose son had a bird-eater: "Do you know what is worse than finding a fugitive spider? Understand in a moment that this is just a dumped chitin cover".

I go to the grocery store, I go to the cashier:
A bottle of beer please.
K - 68 rubles
Take 100 rubles.
Is there 18?
I am eating! 27 (I have a passport)
Rule of 18!

Equality, equality... Show me at least one fitness program, in which the presence of a woman’s menstrual period is considered somewhat thinner than “just tolerate a few days,” and then we’ll talk about equality. Because yes, it is worth considering, at different stages of the period, the body behaves differently and different types of loads will be most useful. A woman, 27 years old.

I remembered last new year. I sit in a car parked in my pocket at the network store. On New Year’s Eve, people are rushing to their business.



And I see - a guy with packages overcrowded came out of the store, stands at the stop and here BUMS, the packs break and all the content falls to the ground. The guy in confusion all the foods on the snow. And he can't go away - he's afraid that they will be scattered and gather hands is not enough.



Well, I went to the store by him, immediately at the box took two bags. I go out, he is on the phone with whom he is talking - his problem is spilling out. I handed him packages and congratulated the enthusiasts on the holiday. So much gratitude in his eyes was)))) I don't think anyone else in my life will say so thank you for the packs. Help people, it’s nice.

I am standing in the parking lot of the supermarket. By the edge of my eye, I see my grandmother with a 10-kilogram sugar bag moving quickly towards me. I knock on the window, a young man hang out, I live near here. Well, what to do, took away, still thought - this is a good thing done. In the morning I go for cigarettes to the same supermarket, a guard calls me and shows a short video: the grandmother at the entrance to the shopping hall grabs a bag of sugar and rushes to the entrance. The second record - we leave the supermarket with her.