It’s hard in life to keep on floating if you’re not shit.

Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen was a very silent man. Rejecting frequent invites to dinner, he said:
I hardly talk to guests. The other guests, looking at me, are also silent. The owners become irritable. Why do I have this? When I’m not visiting, society has a wonderful topic to talk about.

If an elephant runs in front of you, turn away.
It is not the exact hour, confront the one from whom he is fleeing.

here here :
Filfak is four frightened boys and 80 girls with hungry eyes.

Don’t be jealous of these guys. Most likely, all 80 girls will perceive them as unscrupulous creatures and fuck with anyone but not with them.

At the next team building event, I thrust Olya with admiration:

Look how nicky he was!

“Ugh,” she said. I will give him home.

at home? Are you together?

They have been married for five years.

But at work you won’t say: come at different times, don’t talk, don’t go out for lunch together.

The light! I sleep with him, I eat breakfast with him, I eat dinner with him. Can I eat lunch myself? ! to

And I even measured this edge with a roulette, and photographed, and wrote complaints... and about the WONDER, three years later, when the children grew up on this dumb transition, the edges were cut.

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Thank you, good woman, and pluses in karma! I am now walking in this wheelchair and I am delighted.

He has a suitcase with pockets, he is a vampire. (from the textbook of Malawi Logic)

A friend who worked in Malawi said:
They have a huge percentage of HIV-infected people there, because there is a popular belief: to get rid of the disease, you need to pass it on to another.

xxx: Soon to call the teaser will not be so bad, because they will be smarter than us)))

Student: I’ve never heard of a student dying by smoking behind the school in a change.
However, smoking is fought, and physical culture is imposed.
It is unfair!

The case was in the States. One of us (who spoke little English, but did not understand American at all) grabbed his heart, and grabbed strongly. He picked up the number 911, the existence of which he knew from the series of the same name - and the "ambulance" really came. More gestures than words, the Russian explained: the heart. He was taken to the hospital, put a dropper... All in the steam, he was lying, having no strength or opportunity to ask for anything. and belonged. A healthy black man in a green medical coat bowed over the catallica and asked:

What, brother, is it figo for you?

In pure Russian, though with a slight accent.

“And I realized that I was dead,” described his feelings, a patient who later hesitated. But it was not an angel, but a nurse found by the hospital administration to communicate with a Russian speaker. He finished medical school in Tambov.

I went fishing on the lake in the summer. A herd is far away. I was tired in the sun, I fell asleep. I woke up, and the horse leaned to me and said, “Well, what, like a fisherman?” ( ) and ( ) Then only the shepherd in the seat noticed.

Yes, we need to be outraged not by the quality of roads and the availability of infrastructure, but by the fact that someone has problems when moving on our roads, let’s say, roads. I am also a mother with a wheelchair, and I also carry it with one hand. Because my second hand holds a three-year-old. Releasing his hand when crossing the road is a great idea.
And everyone knows that I’ll hear the answer – I didn’t have to give birth!
That is, when planning a family, I should not focus on my circumstances, but on the quality of the roads, and the fact that I delay for five to ten seconds of especially important persons.
And these children, I want to remind, not only mine. And the planning of their father’s life again depends on these dumb and insurmountable borders.
There are also adult wheelchairs. In fact, they are locked up at home. Otherwise they interfere.

Kidder made a mouse in the work class at primary school. A beautiful soft toy.
Please show me.
Kidder (showing the mouse): “Just don’t tell me about the Kennedy murderer.”
and?
I called this mouse Oswald. And ALL members of our family (including my grandmother) have asked if I’ve named her in honour of the Kennedy murderer.
So we live. and :)
It’s hard to be a child in an intelligent family.

Mystery: There is a peach hanging, it cannot be eaten.
Answer: The unspoiled peach.

If you are tired of shit and want to be humorous, valkyms on the border, there are friends again!!!)))
The phrase of the day "unfortunately I got children reading"

A painful morning.
How clearly I was sealed.

Conversation by phone:
Do you have a far manager?
There is no one here, I am alone!! to

"A extraterrestrial superhero has moved Earth to a new, blue sun?"

The sun is blue... the earth is flat... the roof is hollow... and the face is red.

If anyone saves this fucking world, it will be only Enot.

And if he does not save it, he will at least break away.)

She appealed to the MFC for an extract from the EGRP - a paper version is needed, she wrote a statement, they the deadline for execution - up to 7 workers. On the 5th worker happened to me a free day, visited a thought - and suddenly ready? Call: - ordered the extract, check the readiness; operator - the deadline has expired? I’m not yet, 5th day... Operator – wait. 2 minutes of music, Operator - the excerpt is not ready. I - and how did you understand this without asking for the application number and fio? Operator - Well the term of execution has not ended...