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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56112
 08.11.2011
Yes, the participants of this weekend! Admit who photographed a naked black-haired woman on my iPad!
Isn’t it me???? to
No, no is Ir. She has a very big chest))))))) I am sorry
YYY: The Fuck!!!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56111
 08.11.2011
I am a genius!
– to?
Instead of constantly putting on the tea and remembering it when the water has already cooled, I once poured out the thermos, which provided me with hot tea for the whole evening.
You can’t fix...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №56110
 08.11.2011
Composition of EGE victims in five years:
Sadly looking out the window and the battery from boredom, I crocoded on my palm a little bread. Entropy on bread I thoughtfully crocoded also cheese.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №56109
 08.11.2011
XXX: I went there. I don’t understand anything, but it’s interesting.
My cat has the same reaction when you talk to her.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56108
 08.11.2011
Ashley: The entire pornography industry is running on boys and everyone is happy. But it was worth, fucking, to write and remove one unfortunate Twilight and that’s all! Shaker to Heaven! The girls allowed themselves something interesting for their specific nature. How can they look at that shit?“" Rise up, rise up, rise up, rise up. Everyone has to meet their needs. = = (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56107
 08.11.2011
What kind of dress do you want for your wedding?
yyy: the costume of the godmother in the period of marriage
YYY: with an unshakable head

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56106
 08.11.2011
We sit with friends in the park on the bench. A drunk guy approaches us and asks my friend, “Are you smoking?” and he answers, “I smoke, but there are no cigarettes.” And the drunk takes a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket, stretches a friend and says, "Bery."

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56105
 07.11.2011
and Elena:
There were two rules at the beginning.
Do you remember those pavilions?
and Elena:
They were immutable.
Not to lie, not to betray.
by Nikita:
I did not betray.
and Elena:
I did not lie.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56104
 07.11.2011
How do we smoke in the winter? is cold
Well, I have to give up.
Q: Do you smoke?
WOW: No
Tagged: universe

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56103
 07.11.2011
Whether I will have sex depends on me.
Everything is in your hands ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56102
 07.11.2011
Where can I leave my pet when I leave? Small dogs
- In Hotel Korona, on the Egersheld, there is a restaurant of Korean cuisine.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56101
 07.11.2011
Don't call me today
An :?? to
Mar: My cell phone jumped from the ringtone and fell into a well with water
Unfortunately, we do not know who caused suicide.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56100
 07.11.2011
To me broke into a girl philologist second course, with a requirement that can be translated as "there is something about Dostoevsky to read?" very much need! What if I find it?" fucking, that’s what I understand, philologist
c) the sun

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56099
 07.11.2011
Dialogue between the student and the teacher about Matan:

Where does it fit in life?! to
Although you think of life.


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56098
 07.11.2011
Yesterday, my mother asked me to bring a screwdriver.
I went to her and ate well. Today from her SMS "Did you bring a screwdriver yesterday?"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56097
 07.11.2011
From the dialogue:
I am merciless today.
Is it merciless? Kill the Pony.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56096
 07.11.2011
My wife quarrels with me so often that I call her GAV cat.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56095
 07.11.2011
Announcement on TNT: Why does Philip want to break Sasha’s legs? Watch House 2, City of Love.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56094
 07.11.2011
A class meeting is organised. I’m gathering information about how many people. I am answered:
- will be a person 18-25, and if Zeka comes - then 30 - 35.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56093
 07.11.2011
XX: And, yes, came up with a way to protect yourself from Vader’s suffocation
XX: It is enough to put a glass of beer in the stretched hand in a characteristic gesture

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