Yandex.Probks are all shit! Here is the really in-demand service would be Yandex.Workers_Sberbank! Because it is not so easy from the first time to find a worker Sberbank ATM.

The manager enters the office:
"Who knew that this rubbed Rostov Kremlin is located in the Yaroslavl Region of O.O."

Vitalic: Today was a fucking concert for one simple reason: it started on time!

Boris Strugacki is dead.
Good luck to everyone, and let no one go away out of the way!! to
The eternal memory, teacher.

Instead of "here are the pidarasa" I have recently said "a very strong gay lobby".

Yesterday I was in Sobes... a child was crying nearby... while my mother was struggling with papers, my dad calmed the little one and just gave him his barbecue. The child did not think long to pull out the electro shocker from there!!!) And began to run through the whole hall fun third-party loops. I really thought the line would soon shrink...

Stoppers are similar to data exchange devices with a small buffer for incoming and a small tact frequency for processing information. Therefore, when you load in them complex speech passages with a detailed description of the idea, the justification of all the statements and probable outcomes, 95% of the information is simply thrown away. does not have time to process, and is not stored in the exchange buffer - does not fit. And at the end of your speech, they only remember a few of your last words, which they cannot say without understanding the previous one.

And that’s why after a second hanging they give out their stupid – "what?"

xxx: fucking, I electricity from Israel arrived, the tel aviv, where we lived, shot, then through the half-country through the desert under the whisper of missiles, from the military airport flew, but it really became scary when my grandmother almost threw out two meters of bubble polyethylene, which I whispered at the diamond factory.

@akterpnd: My wife washed the iPod. Well... at least it’s clean now.)
@bigoodis: dried up, dried up
@akterpnd: I put it in rice for two days. They say it helps
@bigoodis: the main rice now do not cook

Have you ever dreamed that you are swirling a mermaid by a tail around you and then hide the rocks?

I bought a cake this day. The packaging was beautiful.

"Inner of Value Prize"

When eating, it was found that there was a thin stick 3x3 cm (like before in the gum was) with the image of Kutuzov (and naturally, without an eye).

Being a little confused, I read the main packaging about the action. It turns out to be necessary to collect 6 stickers of admirals and other commanders (Kutuzov's time), and in exchange to get..... (we pick up air in the chest)

... (a little more)

What would you think...?

"Science "

Pick up, bl... t!

I barely got my package out of hand.

No, well, it would be nice to put the cake in the cake, but you still need to eat at least 6 cakes to get it (if not all 20).

I want to look in the eyes of the one who brings 6 stickers and receives this valuable prize.

Today died Boris Nathanovich Strugatsky.Remember, love, grieve.

Anonymous: Why should I increase my penis if I don’t use it anyway?

Mom read the article of psychologists about what to do if you can’t break up with old things:
M: Imagine you are moving and collecting all the old things in the box.
I: I have it all in my boxes, and then what?
Q: And throw them out?
I am: that is. Do I have to convince myself that I am moving to the laundry?

X: I am now reading the Salistic Truth, an ancient compilation of Frankish laws, and there are laws about blasphemy:
If a man calls another a wolf, pay him so much. To call another rabbit, so much.
And they would have "Now the weather" forbidden
Z: Papas would not get rid of debts)))

Correspondence with Pope (p) on the purchase of SSR:
I: ask under the mother assus p5kc
P is OK. 3.5 is not
I: It doesn’t matter what size, the main thing is to fit the mother.
P is OK. By the way, your last text has a profound philosophical and vital meaning.

My Maxime is a born troll. I wanted to create a group of "Club of Animal Defenders", was distracted for a minute, then did not check what was written before confirming... By the evening, more than a hundred inadequates were registered in the "Club of Animals".

The Habr. Another good message to the copywriter.

Vxsw: Eat, fox, roast, chew the pineapple, your last day is coming, copyrus!

Imagine you and two girls. And one is cheering you with her ass.
He: ah, and the second is sad.

XXX: You are not washing at all?
WOW: Well, before using my, of course, just not needed for a long time
YYY: We’ve noticed that girls almost always wash their laundry.
yyy: and we only when several mandatory conditions are fulfilled: 1) the glass is really needed for use right now. I want to drink; 2) the glass is really unrealistically dirty and some civilization is born in it, else "da pophug, normal" 3) there is no cleaner glass nearby.