Yesterday I found a hole at home - 2000. today I lost 100. What is this, commission?

From corporate mail:

Who brought into the dining room a flower like two micro-palms?
Natalia Arkadievna (our cleaning manager) is interested in how to take care of him.

We ask the responsible person who has favored our office with this representative of the alternative form of development, or simply a knowledgeable person, to respond.

Guys, we have been revealed! by Rico! Remove this:
>>I don’t understand why everyone pulls up some pony, and forgets about such cool and heroic penguins from Madagascar?

Let’s smile and make up =)

[17:05:58] Vladimir: yeah, fuck the contact so many jets of promptness!
[17:06:01] Vladimir: the boshrg I respect
Fuck you, you’re at work too.

by Galileo:
And somewhere my colleagues from Aska did not go — neither People nor Sony.

The smoke:
You are not lucky. The insomnia and insomnia :)

From Habr:
XXX: I knew that a TV speaker was watching me!
YYY :
You are looking at the latest news...
The Demon!! How do you know?!!! to

Small household...
We need to wash the cat.
Washing the green?
She actually has a bit of shit in her ear.
The wool?
In the ear :D
WOW: on the feet
WOW: in the eye
On the fingers of the fingernails
In the ass of the face
Q: What other ass face?
Ordinary ass
The neck is called

XXX: Department of Computer security we have introduced new rules that, after their implementation, stopped the operation of their own software
XX: Joy for the entire IBM

Attention colleagues! It is better not to go to the toilet now! You know who was there. And you know why!

Well, the first 15 seasons are very boring, so they don’t stick.

From the hubby, from the second theme about the arrival of a smartphone for the RZD:

"A charging glass is used to charge the battery"

Lostinfuture: A glass, hopefully, with a firm glass?and :-)

Vasiko: A moderator is a person who prays for endless patience...and dreams of endless ammunition!

I heard a new date of the end of the world said
Scandinavian Mythology: Wolf Fenrir Killed Odin 22 February 2014
WOW: Let's mark the end of the world :) We are not used to it))

Sexual minorities are being discussed, the degree of atmosphere is rising:
Fuck them, these pirates!
You won’t believe...

Stages of skill in third heroes:
Learn to play for life.
Learn to play black dragons.
Learn to play for archangels.
Learned to play

here here :
and----
I had to read all the Harry Potter books and watch all the movies to understand what the two-year-old was trying to talk to me about.
God, when will my Harry Potter grow up? I can't talk about SpongeBob and Pony anymore :(
and----
If SpongeBob and the Pony are up to 25 years old

In the evening, Nevsky Prospect. There are two guys: one with a guitar in front, the other with a capo.
- Guys, support the musician, or he doesn't want to play, it's cold, it's crazy, on the street...

Q: At what university do you study?
WOW: Engineering Psychology
xxx: immediately imagined a course on the topic "The relationship of the hexagon in conditions of friction and high humidity"

This is:

I do not smoke myself. So stay away from smokers. It is not possible in the establishments, there is a closed space. What hindered you on the street? You suffer much more from exhaust gases. Everyone is driving and everyone is silent.
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It would put you in a crowd at a stop or on a pedestal, when in this crowd a couple of smart men stands and smokes and cares about those who are nearby.

Again for the backward, no one will ever say anything bad if the smoker departs from the stop for a couple of meters and will smoke there, and not in the crowd. Respect the others.

Lenochka Vladimirovna, my joy!
xxx: I understand that you are in the picture, you have two higher ones there, a pink mini and a picnic...
xxx: But if you start the quarterly hedge report again with the words "Hello dear diary," I will personally chase you through the parking lot to the door.
YYY: Is there something wrong there?
I’ll go to the devil’s mother!! to