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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105614
 18.11.2014
xxx: The insult of the participant, the more the moderator, the more me!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105613
 18.11.2014
Your diploma is not so ready that the paper for it grows in a forest that has not yet been planted because the seeds for the trees are stuck in a black hole. and c)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105612
 18.11.2014
The Interstellar.
For an hour on this planet, it takes 7 years on Earth.
Looking forward to half-life 3.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105611
 18.11.2014
From Picapforum

Xeks: The girl froze, but still tempted and slept! )) How can I make her remember me all my life?

Sorrep: Break her hand.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105610
 18.11.2014
Vadim: What is in the wagon a man with a bag
At the entrance of the car - a woman with a child's wheelchair
Vadim: kindly says to him, “Oh, if you are singing now, we will sing to you.”
Vadim: A man with a baggage looked at the wheelchair and went into the next wagon.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105609
 18.11.2014
We are developing a version of the site for mobile devices browsers.
The designer girl together with the boss decided to install a bright consistent blue color on the background. Visitability of the site is large, about 200 thousand. Every day in a mobile version.
Oh, just imagine, I tell her, 200 thousand. A person will simultaneously put the bricks on, seeing the Windows death screen on the phone :D. It is possible to build an office building and a swimming pool.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105608
 18.11.2014
XX: There is nothing more pleasant than a battery near a push
XX: You enter like this, you sit on the throne, and next to it
XX: there is no bimetal fence, but the most real rigid iron battery of five sections of a thousand nine hundred of a certain year...
XX: you suck her hands, you embrace her, as in the song of the cord.
XXX: And you are going...
...
XXX: and then you pull out dirty, on your shoulders in the web hands

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105607
 18.11.2014
In my opinion, the main thing in
Communication in foreign
Language is not skill.
Talking and the ability to understand
The Foreign Speech. If you are
You understand, but you say.
Uncertain, you will
Holding for a man
Understanding but
Having problems with
The speech. If you speak
Smooth, but you don’t understand.
You will be held... well.
You understand.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105606
 18.11.2014
What Russia sanctions, then Belarus profit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105605
 18.11.2014
xxx: please help me with the code, the code is, and what specifically it means I don't know
YYY: It’s a feeling when a person asks a question, but no one asks a question. And like you want to answer, and answer nothing...
xxx: Well, there is only a code, I need to write out (explain) that every line (function, algorithm) means, I have what I know, and what I do not know please help me with this, if I need to download the code
Zzzz: No, it is not necessary. We will tell you anyway.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105604
 18.11.2014
Cacao – get it done!
CHH: and bread with cheese
I also have a cacao. at the table. Not my truth, but I obviously forgot about it.
This is a moral dilemma. To delay is not to delay.
XHHH: good in communication, there is somebody to get rid of
I will throw a coin.
It is fucking :(
I will throw it three times.
Oh yeah fuck!
Let it lie, fucking cocoa, I’ll try again tomorrow.and :(

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105603
 18.11.2014
Unwashed joy, joy is not considered.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №105602
 18.11.2014
Every day I go to work at nine in the morning.
At this time, a cleaner, a woman aged 50-55, usually leaves, who cleans all our offices before the start of the working day. Almost every day I meet her at the entrance of the office center building. She is always following a man who carries large plastic bags with garbage. Also at age.
I always thought it was just a cleaner, a full-time employee of the business department. But at the same time he is always dressed decently, and after our morning meeting he does not appear again.
Recently, I learned that it turned out to be the husband of our cleaner. A man works in a completely different place, but every morning at seven o’clock he comes with his wife and helps her clean up and take out the garbage, and then goes to work.
It made me think.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №105601
 18.11.2014
Are you without a king in your head?
is not true. There is a constitutional monarchy.
How to understand?
The king seems to be there, but the real power is in the cockroaches.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105600
 18.11.2014
Have fun with Mr. Spoiler!
You know the end much faster!
The spoiler!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105599
 18.11.2014
He poured another six times comp in chess... decided to resort to chit-mears. In the game there is a button "go for me computer". I launched a new batch, and from the beginning I only regretted this button. The computer finally broke out! He swallowed capital! My figures...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105598
 18.11.2014
How to dress the tree in the year of the goat 2015
tk. Definitely your favorite horse (if you have it) will climb under the tree, smell it, in general, just spend time near or under it - must be dominated by balls of matte white on the lower branches. This color causes calm in most animals, and the maturity will not get into the eyes and irritate the glow.

What to put on the table in the year of a goat?
On the table must predominate the favorite dish of the goat - fish.
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Do you have a favorite horse? =) is
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A goat eating fish – what is it?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105597
 18.11.2014
19:45:59 daniellya : sho for Georgians
19:46:23 Tanzen : the shodzho-Georgian?
19:47:17 Tanzen : "I am carrying you up in the name of the Caucasian mountains, wow! Sally Mino!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105596
 18.11.2014
>> put on a whole bowl, heated up and started eating O_O
>> I haven't had such a compliment for a long time.

I read it three times, very carefully. I didn’t see anything surprising or funny in this situation. What exactly surprised you? The man came from work, he warmed his sauce and ate. and what?
And most importantly, what did you see here as a compliment? What do you have besides the cold morning cakes?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105595
 18.11.2014
xxx: How did you correctly adjust the bicycle, adjust the spikes and form the correct landing?
yyy: Bicycle from the bottom, positioner from the top. I think this is the most effective wheel position.
ZZZ is an important addition. Bicycle between the legs.

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