Gunnhild: My grandmother spoke to me about her cousin yesterday, saying, Veronika draws to you, friends with her. I replied, “Oh, you’ve told me this a thousand times, go away!” She: Oh, sorry, I thought you didn’t listen to me now.

Smoker, admin and boss.
Admin (a): Well, I have a hanna
Q: What has broken up again?
a: - Yes, I recorded people discs from the corporate 32 pieces and distributed them
Q: Well, we’ll give you a prize to the NHG, and what is Han?
A: - My bad habit of creating a 333 folder and lack of time! I didn’t have time to cut the cakes at work and took some home.
The more the prize will be awarded.
A: - Aha, took home, threw the corporate on the camera without looking at it, and also at night on the machine cut the bulbs. Now half of the office together with corporate full-length BDSM!!!!! to

From the forum motto:
If you do not want to leave this sinful world at the height of your strength or become a vegetable in the care of a monster nurse who will have fun with your pipi while you are in a coma, then you will have to buy stock travers for the fork.

XXX: How do you feel about the end of the world?
YYY: End of the
I am Katya.

XXX is:
I went to the bathroom, so I know why.
I sit, do business, and at the same time play a toy on my body.
So I’m going to record.
5 minutes to play.
10 and 15.
Playing for half an hour
My right leg has gone down, but I can't turn it off - a record!
It takes forty minutes.
There is no one here, only a guard at the reception.
And then he spotted, apparently for forty minutes without getting out of the bathroom, suddenly I gathered there.
Shortly he knocks at the door of the cabin and polently asks – “Are you okay?”
To which I do not blinking the eye answer - "Yes, I just go to the record!!and "
Silence for twenty seconds, steps away

YYY :
)))) is beautiful

XXX is:
and then I came out of the toilet with a stumbling leg and slowly crawled past it =)))
What a face he had!! to

Today my patient broke my head.

I: Were there any injuries?
Patient (surprisingly): Do you have it?

The curtain.

Ask where you work.
I am freelancer
The job address?
I say freelance. The programmer. I work on the Internet!
What is the city?
I work through the internet. All over Russia, all over the world
They are: well. Let us record that you work in an international company "freelance"

Loans are approved :)

Before Cancer What?
YYY: 69
Yes, too, but I’m talking about the horoscope.

xxx: I used to be offended that my husband was married in a skyrim, and now I saw him amusing himself by stealing to his sleeping wife and knocking her out of bed with a fussrood.
YYY: Didn’t you try to fool you?
XXX: I’m too heavy for that.

The Roman
I am a CEO and I don’t want to work. I want a tree, manadrin and nim-nim-nim! and :)

Mary is
Is manadrin something intramuscular? :D

XXX is
I am still unemployed.)
YYYY
What happened?
XXX is
CB burned as I planned to smoke at work))
YYYY
The MDA...
YYYY
How did they burn?
XXX is
The drunk didn’t see the camera.

Yesterday I had a wonderful evening passing into the night!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY With whom?? to
XXX: There were a few of us!
I, two sandwiches with sausage, a mandarine and... two series of Lieutenant Colombo!!! to

I have such a shame at work. The cat brought the cavalier into the house. And they are currently multiplying...
Maybe a pair?
1 is oh! Certainly! That is what they do! Here this.. the suppliers go... congratulate the enthusiast... humbly pass.
2: They don’t seem to be coupling with you there... They would have coupled for a long time. They are cheating! Shake them up!

The universe 5 course. The ecology doesn’t care about it. The lecturer imagines himself as the master of the world, and ecology as the key to the knowledge of truth. It turns out that in order to obtain admission to the account, you need to submit another written work.
I ask the question:"When to submit a report"? I get an angry 5-minute tirade that this is not a report but an ecological reference!
A little reassured, the lecturer reports that the couple will not be next week, because. He will present a report at the World Scientific Conference.
And I should have flattered: "Not with the report, but with the report..."

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Have you checked the gossip?

yyy (0:02) :
NOA

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Wasted

yyy (0:04) :
is wasted?

You do not know what is wrong.

It’s in vain when you look at your 5 years in the universe and think you’ve fucked them.

It’s in vain when you don’t like a lot in life, but you don’t change anything.

It is in vain when you lie in bed in the morning, you want to suck, but you are lazy and you try to fall asleep.

This is in vain, not that I haven’t seen the fucking gossip.

XHH: I came here recently to the gasoline station, to the neighboring column nine came up. She took her in front of me to the box. He says to the treasurer: “Ninety-two into the second four-three hundred.” The treasurer overtook the rack, looked at the second column with suspicion, and asked, “Will everything come in?” She said "Yes, everything" Well, I also think - well little, the second tank stands, a man is chasing in the distance or something else. Although nine - what she is there eating something to put such a tank... Well, not a lot, in general. Cash: "It’s about a hundred and fifty liters..." Driving: "Neeeeee!! I have four liters and three hundred grams!

I am standing at the airport in the meeting room. A five-year-old child is running around.
Why are you constantly turning around?Stay in place for a minute.
I am afraid that if I stand still, people will think I am a statue.! to

Alarik (community manager from valve) tired of arguing with our smarts about the need for antivirus

"All right guys. Your business. I am not your dad to raise you and teach you to live. Do not put an antivirus, do not attach, do not wash your hands, do not play sports, do not buy insurance, do not deposit money, do not put weapons on the security and do not use condoms.

Cut with a laser,

There is snow in the face.

Before I stop,

Not drowning shoes in the snow?



A plate is waiting for me at home.

Teller of peanut with white bull;

In the legs - a rubber heater,

It is soft under the chair.



In the iron bath there are two seals.

From there a villa with a lodge.

There are drinks and bottles of water.

She finished my lunch.



I will lay in a circle,

The “Cobzar” of Shevchenko –

Poetry of Petrara level

And Valentine Matvienna.

Forum on Plans

...we will carry a phone, a tablet, a router (to connect all the devices for some reason), a camera (he photographs better than a tablet and a phone), a video camera (she shoots better than a camera) and a laptop (it is more convenient to work with a keyboard than a tablet). And in the evening we will charge the batteries of all the devices, or don't give god that sits down.