From VIO GOOGLE:
Someone who wants to go to the cinema, but not with whom?
If yes, indicate the city.

The answers:
XXX: Wood and Spb.
yyy: Gulf of the Gulf, ECTB
ZZZZ: I have to say!! to

The mother of a girlfriend shares her impressions about the young generation:
And, you can imagine, no one could even answer the question, what the name of the white and black swallow!
A father passes by, takes a cookie from the table and, in the face of a philosopher, says:
What to think here? Odetta and Razdetta.

A girl dances on the video. The comments:
XXX I take off my hat. The beautiful girl is astonishing dancing
He takes off his hat... I take off everything! This girl is great

Look at what’s terrible in my neck!! to
XXX is head.

Money only ends suddenly, and it begins long and relentlessly.

I recently met a friend I had not seen for at least 2 years.
We sat down, choked, “Tequilks” under a lemon batched, discussed the situation in “independent” Ukraine, etc. and so on, and something caused us to discuss the GAI – behind the wheel for a long time and often both – to see it rushed. And this is what he told me (from his face).
On business trips, I often ride in Ukraine and mainly by car (again, independence from steam cars and aircraft). I come from Dnipropetrovsk.
Kiev, the road is long, I try not to violate (mainly speed mode). And here, somehow in the Kirovograd region, I bypassed the bus and almost drowned. And here and the gaiters here, like here on the "fen" caught and brake.
I stop, I go out, the banal “Sergeant Gadjukin. You broke, look at the device.” I don’t refuse, I say I’m in a hurry, Commander, let’s quickly make a protocol and I go on. And here Gadjukin says:
Well, why the protocol right away, let’s talk, we are not people?
In my wallet 500 grams. with one note.
- Commander, such a violation on a hundred pulls. I have 500. Is there a delivery?
and 500? (He swallowed his mouths and shrugged his eyes, like he was already stunned). and give
I kind of whispered, and you kind did not stop. In 5 km.
another post, I'll give them and they'll stop you - and that's just for 500
The UAH. and pulling.
Hera, this is the movie.
So I stopped!!! to
Oh yeah yes. I’ll ask my partner. by Petro! Money and judgment.
Peter came, but gave in 400 UAH. not proved, because the guys only 20 minutes as they occupied this location and have not yet accumulated.
I’m in a hurry, maybe a protocol?
- No, wait 2 seconds (mobile is enough, someone calls). After 5
minutes comes another car with flashes and the inscription "02" on board and
Give a surrender.
Happy the road! Do not violate.

The cock!! Are they not homosexuals???? to

The Central Electoral Committee said that if the ballot is broken in half, it will not be recognized as invalid. Both will be protected.
and Putin.

(Friend, 28 years old, married to a coder, instead of a child - a cat)
I: How is it? How is life?
She: Ta-a, one is all day, the other is all day coding.

Fuck, I suffer every time. Open your eyes or not.
Do not shut your eyes! They hope for you!

Why don’t we lose weight when we think? At the same time, when I study or work a lot, I always really want to eat.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do not eat simultaneously.
Zzz: Cookies are not food!
Yyy: Ahha :)) Package of fats - pounds of fat on the ass!
Zzz : No! No is! The dark side cannot be so insidious!!! to

Andrew: We are promised for Tuesday -21
The weather is whispering
Andrew: whispering "valley fuck in New Zealand guy, fuck you these frosts"

<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach once. With two friends. When we got there, they started kissing each other.
<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to join them they were such "Aga, straight shats".
<Asha`monkey> Sugar.

The term "black hole", as unpolitically correct, is proposed to be replaced by "afro-hole".

I: The cat takes back the couch at night, takes the sausage and cheese out of the sandwich in the daytime, steals and hides things. Who did I raise?! to
Whom, whom, whom, whom, whom and whom, whom and whom, whom and whom!

Grandfather went to a sanatorium in Gelendzhik, settled him in a room with an ancient old man, a former military. There is a strong north-east blowing all the time, so it is impossible to get out anywhere. On the third day the old man asked to be removed from his grandfather. When asked about the reasons, he replied:
- Just that man is snoring so much that last night I remembered the capture of Königsberg...
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from Google

The guest :
What are two things I can do to improve my life?

Who needs to:
1st Don’t worry.
2nd be happy.

Romance ends when you realize that it agrees to give and so, without care.

Zadarov said honourable!! You wore me off of joy!!! to
Hello to you, Igor. Have you eaten vodka today?
How do you count me forever???? to

- I am very interested in whether it is possible to determine by the appearance of the poop if this poop had anal sex.)
And in the face of the mouth, it was mysterious :)

A sick child. The wife sends to the pharmacy to buy some vegetable "N" for children (I don't remember the name) Going to the pharmacy, I realized that it's not so it's all just going to be.
I: Hi, please "N" for kids.
Cash: syrup or candles?
The moment I think, I understand that the instructions from the sweet are incomplete, I get a mobile. As long as the cloves go, the cashier carefully continues: if the syrup, clarify with an orange or raspberry taste.
Should I take candles or syrup?
The woman candles.
I am on the machine: with an orange or raspberry taste?

My wife is stuck, I am hysterical :)