News: "Apple has obtained a patent for virtual page overlapping" (the most common way of overlapping).

I do not even want to discuss the patentability.
The feeling that the apple acts like when pumping a character:
- To the next level remains to obtain n patents.

I am writing a message to the girl: Hi, so long ago we did not see each other, that remembering our close relationships, it becomes embarrassing even... maybe tonight in a romantic setting only you and I as in the old good times... ;)
Are you going to play FIFA 08? I thought about it recently too ;)

That is normal, isn’t it?? to

I accidentally stumbled upon a book in the store of a famous figure, bearing the tempting title "How to Make a Million". This masterpiece costs about 100 hryvnia. Printing – 10 thousand No need to read :)

I lie in bed with my wife, I see a pen in her hair.
I said, I have a miracle in my feathers.
I remove the pen. Wife in response
Stay away, I’m going to operate.
Why Why?
Because it is chicken!
I love her.

What you say goodbye to a beautiful woman, you say goodbye to a rich man.

XX: It is actually a pity that the referrals have some framework of design...
XXX: I would have made it. with screenshots, labels, comments of the author
yyy: and the mechanics of Socrates's ethical teachings?
I am so bored to read the text.
xxx: you sit like this, check out another copy paste, and here are the pictures! I'm glad to see the pictures in the books:>
YYY: I have already presented the glimpsing face of our historian looking at photos of someone’s remains.

Winnie who wrote this:

A day ago, my father was attacked by a wild dwarf, brought out all that was in the refrigerator, namely milk with salty cucumbers, an olive salad, soup of unknown origin, which stood there from unknown times, and a finite barrel, which I was going to give to the courtyard dogs, because of the inappropriate smell. By the end of the day, heating the ring of the toilet for the second hour, I hear the dissatisfaction of the father:"Bless, the straw was still not fresh...", as if everything else could be eaten unpunished:)

I have one question: what fucking toilet do you heat if your father eats the straw?

A man must die suddenly, in the midst of his strength, without suspicion, without even guessing about his immediate death, leaving a lot of unfinished affairs, new novels...! to

by Habr

Paranoid: Ah...to gather them all together...and to make them read all the laws they have adopted...
And to force them to live.

I controlled my life a little. For example, under no circumstances do I take sleeping pills and laxatives together. c) Snoop Dogg

In a decent family, even fish in the aquarium look somewhat intelligent.

I am watching the news!
Sometimes I want to know what really happened.

We are in the car with a girl in front of us, a white Volvo. On the back is written: "Practise safe sex. Make love in Volvo" The girl knows poorly English. The dialogue:

Do you want to translate? Practice safe sex. Make love with Volvo." A compliment to the safety of Volvo cars.
Oh, I thought they called themselves Gondons!

=) is

A single forum:
In general, the sign S is glued to warn that anyone driving from behind knows about the spikes, because. So you have to keep a safe distance so that then you will not be surprised where on the forehead cracks.

xxx: No, if we were to see you all the time, you’t have any depressive thoughts at all.)
It’s nice to hear =)
Xxx: Immediately suicide... %)

From a friend’s story:
I went with my mom to the post office today. There the door is closed. Well, we drove, we drove - we thought, hardened simply - at some time we should still work. I didn’t run, but I pushed. My mother lost her patience and struck her unfortunate pen with all her strength. Of course she broke. And here's another epic scream on the other side "ACHRENETH, they again broke the pen!!and "
They worked until 5 today. Someone broke the announcement.
Russia is fucking

He told his girlfriend about the joke being played between two guys and how it was played with me.
The Prick:
You know what girls say when they see a big penis.
Man 2: I don’t know.
Guy 1: And I know... and a measured planned laugh.
They both laughed. The meaning of a good joke if the interlocutor says I don’t know...
The question of my girlfriend. Did you say I don’t know?
and :(

On the snowed road that connects the Altai region and Novosibirsk region, with a speed of just over 40 km / h, the MAZ runs with a tank "fire hazardous" and a proud inscription on the rear sprinkler STREET RACER.

"But after all, the consumption will increase and gasoline now by 10 rubles!"(29.06.2004)

Sold yesterday "Impreza" - she went to Saratov.
Today from the new owner SMS:
I’m in Saratov, I’ve arrived well, the car is great, thank you! If there are fines, send me a payment. There were a couple of radars."