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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22278
 09.11.2009
I live in the street of freedom! Beginning with the area and ending with the cemetery.

Maikop

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22277
 09.11.2009
I want to know what I am by the eyes of a girl.
Masha is high. My eyes looked carefully into your chest.
Sasha: My own too!
Sasha: There at the end of all these questions will be "so why can’t you come to me at least once a month, distract yourself with a high humorous and gentle smart man".
Masha: таааак.....this is why I associate you with the image of "girls once a month"?
Sasha: you associate with a girl "not once in six months", but somehow move from this point!

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22276
 09.11.2009
The title:
About the need for financial support of AutoVAZ stated Minister of Economic Development of the Russian Federation Elvira Naebulin.

[ + 92 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22275
 09.11.2009
to this:

How you got it! Not Belarus but Belarus.
_________________________________________________________

Institute of Geography of the Russian Academy of Sciences (IGRANE). In all geographical documents, this country on the territory of the Russian Federation is called BELARUSIA, not Belarus.
In all atlases, maps - Belo-Russia. And not otherwise.
You will still start to call Ingushetia the "Ingushetian Territory" or Georgia - Georgia.
Belarusians can name their country anyway. We do not deny many to call the Russian Federation "Rashka" and so on.
Bring it somewhere, you got already with stupid arguments.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22274
 09.11.2009
by Natalia (22:52) :
I’ve already told you how a good boss once burned up?))

by Natalia (22:54) :
The teacher calls his student by phone: "Allo! (They are louder) Allow me! (It is even louder.) Is it you, Ivanov?...Your mother... (pause) I don’t see for some reason for a long time, but I sent her a note!


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №22273
 09.11.2009
Tagged: Healthy
Dimandrid: Hi, did you see my news on the website?
Demigod: I saw it, it’s funny.
Dimandrid: And what is it about?
You are a bitch :)


[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22272
 09.11.2009
from comments to the demotivator)

The author is a finished eblan!! to
I am sorry, but I did it myself, fucking 😉

It is time to admit that you are wrong.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22271
 09.11.2009
In Peter two good weather - dirt dried and dirt frozen.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22270
 09.11.2009
14:40:26) <Luke> Sash, hello)
[14:40:42] <Luke> I have a question...
[14:44:50] <usemind> Let’s go
[14:44:54] <usemind> hi
[14:44:59] <usemind> I got ready
[14:45:04] <usemind> s
[14:45:11] <usemind> removed cluttered objects
[14:45:26] <usemind> put his feet on a rubber carpet
[14:46:02] <usemind> Bite a leather case from the phone
[14:46:09] <usemind> and squeezed sphincter
[14:46:13] <usemind> I am ready
[14:46:18] <usemind> Ask

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22269
 09.11.2009
to this:

Laughter is laughing, and now the number of robbery robberies may increase.
Imagine a man in a respirator enters the store, gets a gun, takes money and (!) Mixed with the crowd.
This is one of the most important things in the world.

This is an idea!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22268
 09.11.2009
ch
This is a fucking cat 😉
kkoosshh
I wanted to say so, but my mom was against it. :D

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22267
 08.11.2009
In bed are a boy and a girl, a girl reading a book:

He: Can we have sex?
She: No
He: Can you prepare something to eat?
She: No
Do you want to get rid of your book?
She: No
He (a little quieter): Can I buy you a collar?
She is: No. It is fucking! Yes!
He is X*Y to you, not the collar, the serpent.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №22266
 08.11.2009
Women's popular wisdom: she invented herself offended herself

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22265
 08.11.2009
By the way, I learned to shake at the time by reading the article “Masturbation” in the Great Soviet Encyclopedia.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №22264
 08.11.2009
and cut off the caps, blonde in panic
She is not a blonde.
Tagged: YAH HALK
Blondes press the headlamp to burn
Hulk doesn’t like to burn a lamp.
Q: What broke the lamp?
WOW: Halk Hold the Shift

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №22263
 08.11.2009
Hey producers, catch the idea.
Dryers "IT-shiny": in packs with conventional dryers (sticks) place dryers-pins (sticks).

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22262
 08.11.2009
On television it was that there was a scandal at the space station. Russian astronauts ask for sausages O_o
The breakfast ended there.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22261
 08.11.2009
to this:
My puppy, after seeing, apparently, the advertisement of a cat's whirlpool with a parkour, its own (the whirlpool) eaten and drowned from the balcony (3th floor).
The people! Turn off advertising! Take care of the animal!

Take care of the animal! Cats have no fear of height, so normal people either do not let the baskets on the open balcony, or put net.

and more. Advertising commercial food plants cat kidneys - it is essentially a painted cardboard with attracts. A normal veterinary food (Hills, Proplan, Eagle Pack, etc.)Although it is more expensive than a kilogram, it needs to be three times less – because there is no nonsense to volume. Is it hard to go to the zoo once a month instead of taking viscasoids in the supermarket?

Bring to such "catchers", pls.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22260
 08.11.2009
...xxxx...
What do you do?
and phobos.
I’m waiting for you to come in the ashes.)
...xxx
Here it appeared.
..fobos_ua13..
Now you have to find a new meaning in life.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №22259
 08.11.2009
I have been in England for the third month.
I woke up for something at six in the morning... I decided that there was nothing to do to put a mask of fake food on my head, because my salary is the next day, and my hair has been asked to eat for a long time. To be faithful, he went out to the Internet, where he found the praiseful odes of oatmeal... Having purchased the yellow egg that I was familiar with, and having roasted his roughly red hairstyle abundantly, left it, as it is supposed, for half an hour. Now, my mother, I will be at work in 20 minutes, and I’m chesting out the remains of cloves from my hair... And I already imagine a possible dialogue:

Chief (typical Western English): Anthony, what’s in your hair?
I am (not annoyingly) Oatmeal sir
N: What is she doing there, Anton?
I am stuck sir.

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