My colleague asked me to send orders. I sit and sign the envelopes. The school was a long time, so used in Google, how to correctly write some women's names in the old age. I remember Natalia and Natalia, and about Maria I was mad at all.
I enter: "Give to Mary or Mary?"

The most common: "give a man", "a man", and "both will work out", "leave yourself", "guard, if you have enough strength, give both", "woman is better to give", and for a snack - "you are a Jew or a sho"?

It just seems to me that Apple and our government are competing, each at their own level (patents and laws), who will come up with a more stupid idea?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW : Hi. I hate you.
XHH: For what?
Yesterday I asked to bring a cigarette. You refused. I had to go by myself. As a result – vodka, beer, drugs, sex, morning...
I don’t smoke, but where do you buy cigarettes?! to

Your own opinion and stupidity are sometimes so close together that you can’t distinguish.

You cannot underestimate the role of clothes in life. A woman in socks will never be told, “Pelmen is salted.” If a woman serves her socks, she will eat them, even if she forgets to cook them.

Thunderman Yesterday at 19:51

"Ice Palace in Gorky was built three times faster than the regulatory terms"
By the decree of the governor, the duration of the project set of strength with concrete was reduced from 28 to 7 days!

Called a friend for a long time to the event, finally persuaded, agreed, the company gathered, the evening already, I call her, throws down, is silent. They waited a long time, spit, and left. in the trail. One day he asked her why she didn’t go, and he got only one answer that he wasn’t able to fight.

Nadjushka
I didn’t promise anything, I just said I’d go.

The head of Roskomnadzor is a fool.
If you see it, it means it is.

I am sitting, writing a diploma in technical university. I see advertising in VK: Where to work for a graduate? Come to "Rostik's-KFC"... Quickly closed the VC, the diploma began to get better!

Samsung Electronics has raised by 20% the cost of mobile processors it sells to Apple for iPhone and iPad devices. Apple initially rejected the new terms, but was unable to find an alternative supplier, so it had to agree.Based on the projected volume of deliveries this year and next year, Samsung could get $1 billion in additional profit.
Follow what is called.
"The Apple We drink the soup on which we sit."

I sit at the dentistry, a tooth is drilled to me, there comes some left doctor, squeezes my finger in my mouth, pushes off my lips and asks: What are you doing there?

Don’t believe, the gynecologists do the same.

Why do you call it a gun?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He is Yuri Jurich. Yuri Yurich - Yuu - 2u - u2 - to you too (you too) - TT - pistol TT - pistol.
xxx: #$% o_0

From Twitter:
Overall, I liked the sunsets. Drama, action and computer graphics are so, the actors are terrible, but like a comedy very even nothing. The whole room was raised to tears.

Cat: I understand I’m used to sleeping alone on a huge bed)) I don’t even have you very comfortable together on a small bed... I throw your legs and fingers on you when we sleep?? to
I have already answered, but I will not hesitate to answer again, especially since the answer will be eloquent. Fuck me, I’m sleeping.

In football, it is clearly heard after the third hit in the translation: "Blaze, fuck in the mouth", the commentator says: "From the coach’s bench you can hear how the coach is not happy with fate" :)

The phone is shit!

Proff: I was on the road to the toilet with a notepad tonight, over me, in my opinion, even cats were roasting :)

XXX: I’m going to go to bed and go to bed!
YYY: Ah, I’ll put you in the washing machine with the blanket and the carpet.
Zzz: Earth in the Illuminator.

SK> If I had written a diploma, it would be called "The influence of the French Musketeer on the orientation of others."

Discussion of the Joint Walk:

Gregory
Fuck, you have to hold the pen.

Svetlana
Well, not necessarily a pen, but preferably)) or I will have to tie a pillow on the pop)

Gregory
Bind the sofa.
When you fall, I will sit on him next to you, embrace and rest, morally preparing to overcome another three meters under the screams JOBBING my legs disconnect save help don't let go of my hand and I will go away.

...and yet our emblem is correct - two liberals look aside and do not see what is happening under their nose...