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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120493
 12.11.2015
Sherali tomato fruit when it is a berry. It is ;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120492
 12.11.2015
The X: The Future. Everything is electronic. Electronic books, electronic newspapers, electronic clothes, even electronic packages from the supermarket. Video wallpapers, virtual windows, with fresh air imitation, and a central graphics processor radiator instead of a battery.
YYY: Ah, the dishes are electronic, and you can get a spoonful by looking straight into the plate. And you are returning from the store, and the message has already arrived on the package: the package expires, do not forget to hand it over to the drone collector for recycling.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120491
 12.11.2015
Most of Tolstoy's books came from the grandmothers in the home library - all the Soviet publications. I only bought a collection with the "Cruiser Sonata", "The Devil", "Father Sergey" and other too perverse manifestations of Tolstoy talent for Soviet grandmothers when needed in the universe.

And scandals around network libraries in Tolstoy is not because he is more willing to pay for it, but because seventy years since his death has already passed and Tolstoy - public property, not a trademark of some publishing house.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №120490
 12.11.2015
Village of urban type. In the morning, a barrel on wheels arrives at our house and my aunt sells spilled milk from a local farm. Nearby, a man from a moving pot sells eggs in cardboard, also from a local poultry factory. Both are very popular with locals. The local aunts so called - the ovary and the milk.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120489
 12.11.2015
I want a new cocktail. and a shirt. And of course a shirt.
Jane: I need jeans and shoes )) And I want a sweater ))
Anna: generally I want a house in the village, a rottweiler and a shotgun, but we are now about girls, as far as I understand)))
Jane: Fuwau, Asya! All the femininity has shattered.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120488
 12.11.2015
Everyone knows what the head of the middle line is - a transmission with a hydroamp, to knock a fist if threatened with a finger from above.

A. Gromov, V. Vasilyev "Antarctica Online"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №120487
 12.11.2015
Kсюha’s niece, 6 years old, goes to a Dutch school. There is an American boy in the class. approximately the same age. Everyone is encouraged to do something forbidden, and then handed over to the teacher. It offends the little ones. The crap for the little ones. He stands up, spreading his hands to the sides, and does not allow him to reach them. As a result, he receives a bullshit from an American, but does not give up. The teacher says that Kyuha is aggressive. What is a model of world politics?

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120486
 12.11.2015
Continued by:
What distinguishes wisdom from knowledge? Knowledge is when you can surprise someone with the fact that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is when you don’t try to cook tomato compot.

And knowledge + wisdom - when you don't try to cook tomato compot. and ;)

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №120485
 12.11.2015
Why can’t you read Minecraft?
yyy:Bugs will grow and there will be a desire to invade a couple of neighboring states.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120484
 12.11.2015
NN is filled. Shortly approach the mirror.

Become a Vampire

NN: To not reflect?
Isn’t it easier to take care of yourself?
VV: No, it’s easier to be a vampire :D

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120483
 12.11.2015
If the light spreads faster than the sound, why do I hear the signal of the BMW behind me sooner than I see the green light?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120482
 12.11.2015
msmirnov: I was also a student, but I worked and had enough books.

As a student, I didn’t work, but I had enough books.
I work, but the books are lacking. And who is to blame? Definitely a pirate!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120481
 12.11.2015
From the Japanese language textbook:
You should also keep in mind that repeating the word hai by the interlocutor may mean that he is listening and understanding you, but not that he agrees with you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120480
 11.11.2015
Discussing a new department employee
<S...> Do you know that he’s constantly cooking? The smell is specific.)
<m...> toughness
<m...> from the steppes of Afghanistan
<S...> I try to break this smell with my melissa
<m...> I also don’t wash

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120479
 11.11.2015
How wisdom differs from knowledge. Knowledge is when you can surprise someone with the fact that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is when you don’t try to cook tomato compot.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120478
 11.11.2015
A weekend with computers.
You come to rest with guests, talk, and you are immediately shown a home computer / laptop / tablet / phone... (as well as a washing machine, alarm, satellite,...) and asked to deal with the problems... :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120477
 11.11.2015
Straw Valentine
My decryptor is interested in whether there is among my acquaintances someone who will reinstall Windows quickly and not expensive?

by admin
I do not know your acquaintances. So I cannot answer you this question. and Smiley

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120476
 11.11.2015
So be silent and listen, pedestrian!! to
YYY: I feel like I am broken and I want to obey.
Call me Ferguson, my pedestrian!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Go to the corner on h8, think about your behavior))))))
Yyy: I listen to my ferris (
YYY: Yeah, what is the last line? ?
Oops, my Queen

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120475
 11.11.2015
Canakau: What are you roasting there?
Diamond: Yes, the new version of the client has crushed and grit:
"Do you want to send developers an app error report?"
The Rebel: Okay
"Now and Yabeda!"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №120474
 11.11.2015
Scientists: Tendency to black humor may be a sign of dementia approaching
Should I mention which country these scientists are from?

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