Just heard a remarkable quote in the CGC: "go beyond the plane of the globe".

to this:
If I meet a girl who tells me “It’s so sexy that you can translate literally from English synchronously and in the ear!” then I’ll think I’m lucky in my personal life.

I am! Fuck, I’m ready to say that! At least every day!

I can explain about photography. I am going to buy a photocompact, for photography and reporting, my husband is going for the company. A boy consultant talks to her husband, completely ignoring the fact that I need a photocall! When the husband demonstrately leaves, the boy runs after him. When his husband tells him, “It’s her need,” the boy kicks and tries to throw me the most expensive thing on the window, saying the words “professional mirror,” and frightening me with the number of megapixels, naively believing that the larger the number, the sooner I will behave. A large solid camera weighing more than 400-540 grams - not for a woman's hand at all, take a parade, for example, - the hands will crash, and it is uncomfortable to hang on the neck, the belt is treated! It’s important for me that it’s lightweight, fit in the pocket, turn on quickly and focus quickly. Minimum of programs. But manual settings and other balloons are all for studio shooting and I don’t need it at all, because I’ve had it for a long time. So for the boy, I am not a well-deserved famous photographer, but a dull gray aunt who doesn’t understand the fuck in cameras.

boy: he sits behind the wheel, he sits behind the comp in the office, he sits behind the wheel again, he sits in the cocktail, he sits dancing chases. The result: forever sick back, obesity, alcoholism.

girl: cleaning (walking, sloping, hanging), shops (walking + pulling all sorts of things), cooking (doing something with your hands, usually standing), picking up with the child (there are generally all kinds of gymnastics). Health and longevity.

This is why the old lady is full, and the old man in the day with fire.

You are a doctor? Can you look at my penis?
YYY: I am not a doctor on this part.
XXX: Please look at it. Here is.
I don’t know, I don’t see anything strange. Is something hurt?
XXX: No, I just wanted you to look at it.

Because I, as a manager, know: most women have a secondary special education, or even really school (well, if 11th grade, or even 9th grade), but consider themselves for the most part smarter than doctors of sciences and at interviews sometimes behave superstitiously and pathetically.

Give me a guess - you are the head of a network of 24-hour bars and you are hiring a job ("based on the results of the interview"!) The sellers? In fact, according to the 2010 census, higher education has 248 women per 1000 women over the age of 15 and 217 men per 1000 men over the age of 15. Data is open and publicly available. But of course, if you hire workers for positions that don’t require “high” and low wages, then most of the women without a higher education will go to you, right? We look forward to sharing his life observations with us by the director of some JEC ("Most men are unbarred, in telogreeks and smell garlic").

The boys girls

Boys younger than me somehow forget or have not had time to learn about the simplest things:

1st In the USSR it was forbidden not to work. A year and a half of childcare leave appeared not so long ago, before it was a few months. Then the women did everything the men did, plus all the homework.
2nd Return to modernity. Every third child in the Russian Federation is raised by one parent (suggest how?). What do you think these children eat? in the air? No, my mom is working, otherwise there is nothing to eat. And in marriage, many mothers work for the same reason: you can’t live for one dad’s salary.
Three As a result, a small percentage of women cannot afford to work. Yes, they usually give birth to one child in their lifetime, so you don’t do so especially during these three years, especially when the child wants to eat every three hours, when he rolls up anywhere, pulls everything in the world into his mouth, etc. It would look like not to kill yourself, not to sleep yourself. Even if the child is healthy and calm. How did they grow before? Five will die - three will remain, from the age of three the younger crawls with the younger, from the five - in the garden are forged.

And keep your stories about the benefits of childbirth for health. Spamibo, laughed, but there is humor and more elegant.

The task of the military is to protect the civilian population, even at the cost of their own lives.
The task of the military is to execute the orders of the superior military.

Boys models are strange. Those who do not have data - want and dream, rush to the podium, so eager to show their unsuccessful data to the world. There were so frankly terrible guys coming to us, low-growth and curved-foot, that it is thought that some evil man advised them to come to a modeling agency. But the beautiful guys - tall, slim, with long legs - you can't imagine how they have to conjure! And no one came alone, on the streets and youth events we catch up, guys are always lacking.

Not a single name

A film that will understand not everyone, but only those who at least somehow, but to reason - then not very, although, in principle, there is a certain pattern, as a result of which I think everyone understands everything, at least, in general.

Forgetting the classics.
It is so, because it cannot be as if it hadn’t been. And not because it is at all, but because when it is something, then it is please.

I do not understand the outrage over the Russian interference in the U.S. elections – I believe that the U.S. elections are so important for the whole world that it would be strange to entrust this matter to Americans alone.

The story of the grandfather Lenu from 28.02 inspired. About the one who “ruled the coil” and never talked about war.

We, children, grew up in the military without realizing it. Our parents were absolutely, to the tip of their nails, civilians, but we somehow got more in touch with grandparents of all kinds and all degrees of affinity.
I remember a younger grandfather, who by age could not go to the front - so he turned out, became a military pilot, and he even had something to be silent about. He taught us how to build plugs and play the preph.
We seemed to know that all our grandparents served, but since it was not common to talk about war in our family, we perceived the army as a pioneering camp, with a strict pioneering. If someone did not have one of the grandparents or grandparents - it was also perceived as something given, we did not understand the difference between cousins and cousins before 10 years.
We grew up in some military units, in fields, in warehouses. I remember once looking at the clothes of the cosmonauts from the Orenburg puff. But it was all like a game. We knew about war only from movies. We were even forbidden to play the game. Well, how it was forbidden... on the forehead could give, without a discount on whether you are a girl or a boy. and :)
I learned about the war when I was over 20 years old.
My grandmother’s sister died. A few months later her husband, who was then well over 90.
They talked to my parents about his wife, about life. He drank a couple of drinks and cried. First about his wife, and then he began to think of the war.
More than 60 years passed, and he remembered, and he was hurt.
No, he did not talk about heroic battles and feats. He said they were surrounded and then captured. What was scary. He told me that they didn’t eat at all in the camp. They, people, ate grass from under their feet, and when it disappeared, they began to dig roots. He tried to run several times, unsuccessfully. Then they succeeded, and fled.
He told them how they were hanging on raw potatoes in the fields. Then our own, and back to the camp, now our own. And the story goes round – there is, there is, there is want to eat. Once again, the grass.
Then, apparently, they found out, they let go.
If you haven’t seen how your eyes become square, then you’ve missed a lot. They were like that with me.
I began to carefully ask my parents, uncle and aunt about who their parents were.
In the dry remains:
My grandfather: artillery, penalty, infantry and artillery. After the war, he shot the bird without targeting, just raising his hand. He died in Gulag at the end of the forties.
I don’t know the army, I am punished, I am dead.
Grandma: the communications regiment, the Belarusian front, demobilized in the 47th, remained in the army on "unserious" positions.
Grandmother’s sister: taking Berlin. She was able to give birth to my aunt. What is it like to go to the city on the 9th month? How did they not be demobilized?
The second sister of the grandmother: the aircraft, missing, apparently died
The third grandfather: I have no idea where and who, but until his death he remained in the army. I don’t know, I didn’t talk about it in my family. Obviously something is not very important.
The fourth is aviation.
The fifth, who I wrote about above, no one knows where or who. I couldn’t tell him at once, and then he pretended that there was no conversation. No one in the family knew where or by whom. and :)

What I understood is that those who went through the war remain silent about it even among themselves. If they talk, it is by chance.

Putin showed a cartoon about how he can strike a missile at any point in the globe. And about how it can defeat poverty and corruption in Russia, even the cartoon did not show.

- What shit - the seat of the 2nd class on the 737 route Moscow - Kursk almost 4500?! to
“Are you sure the 737 is a train, not a Boeing?”

So, unfortunately, the same duration of life for men will not provide even the abolition of alcohol and all wars - men do not initially have vital forces to bear and feed.

And what only people do not justify their alcoholism, lol.

< The insidious plan>
Give dinner to the enemy.
But after six.

What a drunk brother!
For what?
On the pole...

The Amigo Browser is only suitable to remove it, with the words: "Adios Amigo".

C: It is disgusting when fashionable English words are inserted in place and not in place and are written in Russian letters.
Yes, there is such a console.

"The absence of law does not exempt from liability".
(KVN, team of the NHU, 1988)