For everyone, when the computer catches the glue, Mommy confidently claims that it's because of downloaded games and movies?? to

DMA: I want a favor "Replace all the shit with a hoodie"

New clothes and clothes, have you bought them?
Fuck, I have grown up.
– (O_o)

<****> Tell me what the error comes out when you start the computer! None of the games have been set up!!!
<u****> **** The computer wants to play. Give him a couple of games.

xxxx(13:32:45 6/11/2009)
Fuck, I already found a partner for sex in Minsk, and I didn't find the song

Readers, I remind you – throw out the tree!
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Maybe not, but the new year is coming soon.

Is it hard to quit smoking? Try to stop choking!

Wikipedia is pleased. The 50-megaton thermonuclear Tsar bomb. Commentary on one of the pictures (satellite picture of the city, surrounded by a large red circle): "Radius of total destruction during the explosion, for visibility imposed on the map of Paris".

Hello, are you in WoW?
YYY: No
XXX Why?
YYY: I have a girlfriend
XXX: And what about it?
YYY: We are playing in La2

Put everything in the closet carefully.
How is it careful?
This is when you open the closet and nothing falls out of it.

in the chat

Restart in 15 seconds
[ 1 ] General: Dalaran] [xxx]: Tla again ((
[ 1 ] Give the mail to the beast!
Reboot in 10 seconds
[ 1 ] ZZZZ: We have played. and. and.
[ 1 ] General: Dalaran [xxx]: play again in real
Reboot in 5 seconds
Reboot in 4 seconds
Restart in 3 seconds
[ 1 ] Those who are wicked,
Reboot in 2 seconds
[ 1 ] Total: Dalaran [nnn]: 4 8 15 16 23 42
Reboot in 108 minutes
[ 1 ] General: Dalaran [xxx]: O_O
[ 1 ] [Zzzz]: What is this for FIGNIA???? to

Did you know that elephants are the only animals that can’t jump?
So go jump and feel your superiority over the elephant.

Go for beer.
Who is coming?
You and I!
The final what?

Laughter is laughing, and now the number of robbery robberies may increase.
Imagine a man in a respirator enters the store, gets a gun, takes money and (!) Mixed with the crowd.

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when divided.
*** by
(The Girl Without Complex)

Esoteric cryptoanalysis

[ the epigram ]
It is strictly forbidden to make any changes to network hardware configuration on Friday afternoon.


On the eve of the CUP celebrated someone's holiday (it is not excluded that even their own - the day of space troops), and the main character, let's call it.
Major, taking on the chest an officer-worthy dose, decided to strengthen information security. I changed the password. Fortunately, only one; for the rest of it was not enough, he fell asleep in front of the computer. The other day it turned out that the password was for access to the secret control key of one of the satellites, and that the new password the hero does not remember.

Also, Edak can’t remember the password. And the trick of the situation is that it is time to correct the orbit. The deadline is two days. After that, the satellite will be lost. For what all the CUPs are inherited by stars of astronomical scale.

Reported to local authorities. In principle, a satellite control backup key exists. It is stored in the famous "black suitcase" of the Chief of the General Staff. But it is far from him: three instances, three generals.
Everyone, of course, does not burn with the desire to get a hint for the captivity of the subordinates, so to overcome these instances in two days seems even less realistic than to get to the satellite on the sidewalks.

What you did not try to remember the password is useless. Even the code was broken. Where there! And time goes. One day before Dudley. And here I entered the CUP opera of the local UVD. From despair they attracted him to solve the task: “This is the worker! I forgot the password and do not want to remember it. Try to do something, you’re lying. We tried it, but it didn’t help.” As there was no other hope, the space troops took the help of the opera and gave him a card-blank. But in the souls of the tsupovs have already reconciled with the loss of the satellite and the upcoming starfall (from the drive).

Locked in the office with the unfortunate major, the opera began to work. When the staff of the CUP penetrated there in the morning, their eyes saw an epic canvas. Both – the space major and the police captain – lay under the table unconsciously surrounded by empty bottles. On the table was a pack of cigarettes, which was scratched the desired password. It was half an hour before the orbit was corrected.

In the courtyard at the entrance, the grandmothers are sitting on the bench.
Here, at the entrance, a rough jeep rolls, a new Russian comes out of it, sees the grandmother and begins to ride:
- What did you do, old wallets, at my entrance, in nature?
One grandmother answers:
What are you, my brother, about us? You do not respect old age.
I will complain to my granddaughter about you, he will not offend me.
What? what? What kind of granddaughter? A specific boy? So let’s get rid of it tomorrow, let’s do it. In short, grandmother, hand over your granddaughter, tomorrow at five in this place the gunman.
Okay, I will send you.
The next day, five jeeps and a brother come to the entrance, scattered around the courtyard, blocked the entrance, beats, machines, everything as required. A new Russian at the head of the brigade. The grandmothers are sitting on the same bench.
Grandma, where is your granddaughter?
Somewhere there. And who knows, I have a sniper.

and bor! I adore you! News, telephone do not look, there are all... but millions of good advice! Quotes that become part of life. You can continue indefinitely!
thank you!!! to

The Friday. The working evening. From the correspondence:

XXX is
Fuck the printing shit!
The Comrade!! Friday has arrived!
YYYY
What a Friday! The boss is roaring!
And the press is nearby!

How much do you earn?
I do not do nonsense!