- Boys, don't look for "There " in clubs and bars.
She sleeps at home at night.
What fucking shit? To knock at the window?

Burzumcheg: a friend brought an ancient system, said the operative does not pass...you would see his rod when I got it, blinked on both sides, knocked back... and it worked.

XXX: I think I will never be able to be true with the amount of study that I have... I will have to put my brain into textbooks anyway) I’m a kind of educational prostitute.
YYY: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XXX: But you can’t hide from the truth... In the world of study, I’m a very miserable person. Even the group tried - did several items at once... and it happened that even all night! Oh yeah, I’ve tried it in a public place – right in the cafe! And in the metro. Where am I going.
YYY: Ahphah a in the church???)
XXX is no. I would not have come before! I worked in my own room in the Maldives. And then on the beach.
YYY: Ahahha stop it! My turbulent fantasy does not lead me there.
XXX: Just I will remind you of the magical word "TUTORIAL!!" ;
YYY: Maybe without them?
XXX: Yes, I don't always use them, sometimes everything is pure by memory and by background)
But it is not safe, it is better to use textbooks.

He lived a good ppepod and he did not give anyone an absolute "insatisfactory" assessment. And he taught, I have to say, something like a BJD in the water institute. The boys came to the point that they decided to get a couple for a dispute with him. And here is one of the athletes (C) enters the ppepod (P) and follows the dialogue:
B – Buy a ticket.
(C) (beep the ticket) I know!! to
Q. How are you. Okay, beat it again.
C: I don’t know that either. In general, I am not ready. Goody, maybe better...
(P) - Hey no, wait, take another, suddenly you know!
(C) Yes, and I don’t know that!
(P) – Hy-ka, let’s see... Ta-a-ak-s, action in case of a ship fire... Hy, young man, what are you going to do?
I know a-a-a...
Think, think and think! Hurry to!! to
(C) – Hy-y-y... Hy-y-y... Probably nothing...
(P) It is very good! You have to panic!! Four balls...

A happy family is when dad works and mom is beautiful.

Today, I took revenge on all the drivers.
I went out to the balcony to smoke. Plunged down. He fell into a pigeon.

by VIO:
Why did the political thought in the East arise earlier than in the West?
The sun rises there earlier.

I go home after Insta. On Saturday night, the cat is there, the bags are loaded with food. The bag is on the legs. It’s frozen like a cockroach, the brain doesn’t cook. The rest too... and here... I’m going across the bio-toilet... a new one, a blue one.... the shock is going............. I thought, the cockroach has already gone. I wanted to call 03..... and it turned out, the man went to the toilet without a whistle, opened the door and carried it somewhere.... half an hour later watched, thought, glucose or not... =))))

Is there anyone who wants to combine alcoholism and mountain skiing?
yyy: Ahaha, incompatible things, stop them.
XXX: How is it? How do you invent new tricks?

No dictator has yet managed to teach the shaved monkeys to be humans by organizing shootings, torture, emergency trials, making their people slaves.

Listen, naive man, and you are now definitely not a slave?You have not taken a loan or a mortgage and you do not go on three jobs as an obsessive, just to have a place to live and what is there?The whole country sees nothing but work, just to survive, without even having the strength to set other goals.
What if the money suddenly falls?Right, nightclubs, limousines, boxes of drinks and snacks.More?Buying football clubs, building houses andining mistresses.I don't see any difference between a poor office rat, a crazy rapper and an oligarch - all three in the spirit of a slave.And you're an idiot if you haven't understood it yet.

Linus Torvalds said that after reading Tolkien in the original, he incredibly pumped English.
YYY: Didn’t you try to pump English like that?
XXX: I will not take it anyway :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: The Father

How much time?
and 8.51
Can not be!
Her clock has changed...
No more Russian clocks.

Send a thousand error reports to Microsoft Support and get a backup certificate for free!

There was a Churov report on the shortcomings of the U.S. electoral system.
Report of the Russian Foreign Ministry on Human Rights Violations in the United States.
We are waiting for the report of the director of AutoVAZ - on the shortcomings of American cars.
and c)

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. Like men’s pulses and breasts grow... well, I drink beer. Where are the breasts?? to

The situation at work: a new employee is arranged, a conversation with the boss.
Now put a painting under the date.
Do I have to drink and sign the contract?! to
On the contract at the bottom of the sheet is a date, underneath it put a drawing.

A acquaintance told me.
One evening, a bell knocked on the door, on the threshold of the mint. Very polite
Ask for assistance in an important matter. I have agreed.
They immediately removed the sewage pipe in the toilet instead.
She was wearing a thick wooled hose, and the other end was sunny.
In a plastic barrel. There were two understandings nearby. They began to run into the apartment over me. It turned out he lived there.
The drug dealer. He went straight into the bathroom and washed. and type, I
You can’t prove anything, haha. The drug is already in the menus in the barrel.
understood are recorded. A poison dealer in the city.
became less.

Correspondence on one of the sites that sell the wooden keyboard Oree:

XXX is class! A wooden monitor.
and a wooden mouse.
xxx: and a wooden system with a wooden motherboard :-D
yyy: now the phrase "I have a computer burned" becomes meaningful)

Military Department, Military Department "Folder exercises" on working with a telescope. In theory, there is a formula for calculating the distance type: D (distance) = U (angle) * B (distance) * 1000 (D = U * B * 1000). For ease of memorization, the subterfuge advised to read as "Due in a thousand". So here we stand on the stadium, measuring the distances.
To calculate the distance, use the formula...
(C) the subjects: ? to O_o (no one remembers natural)
P (for a long time): Dooui... (wait to continue)
In the Hueyoui!! to

From a discussion in one of the VK groups:
- In the village lives one narrow-hearted, limited cattle.
Lomonosov for example.