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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149494
 04.03.2018
I am just for! = is

Barista, of course, is a beautiful word and sounds like a hipster, but I’m in favour of calling them coffee makers – it’s brave and brutal, it reminds me of the steel makers and Manowar.

COFFEEWAR – Kings of Coffee, Brothers in Coffee and The Gods of Heavy Coffee

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149493
 04.03.2018
And in general, appearance, charisma, it’s not all that important. The main thing is that there is a man in the man. I met one of them on a trip. Low, not beautiful, but on the dance field moved, like a god.Sadly I will - went to the room later with two girls.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Not everything, you see, is equally useful. Beautiful dances impress girls, this is the turn. If I meet a girl who tells me “It’s so sexy that you can translate literally from English synchronously and in the ear!” then I’ll think I’m lucky in my personal life.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149492
 04.03.2018
The Blue Coffee

>>> which coffee shops instead of "barista" calls "barist"

Barista, of course, is a beautiful word and sounds like a hipster, but I’m in favour of calling them coffee makers – it’s brave and brutal, it reminds me of the steel makers and Manowar.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149491
 04.03.2018
As the holder of the license of a writer’s machine, I can’t read about nurses and ballerinas.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149490
 04.03.2018
When I was young, I liked to dress up in my mom’s clothes and shake slowly. One day my father burned me. I was decided to study. In short, right there I was laid down, as I was, in a circle underwear, and well peeled with a leather dog handle.
Do you understand? I asked my father when it was over.
I understood, I cried out.
We talked to him about different things. I realized that in the shower I am not only half a girl, but also a salve.
In short, thank you, Uncle Toll, for the science.

by Pi. by Sy. Do not beat children, especially almost adults. Suddenly they will get up on you, uncomfortable.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149489
 04.03.2018
Thenafig: I have always been stunned by this accuracy of calculations, etc. I am here at home in the toilet, sometimes I get past the toilet, and at this time somewhere in space, the men are folding many tons.
Kli4ko: So it’s the men from space joking about you – you’re joking.

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149488
 04.03.2018

You will not believe...

... and what? The master of sport in Sambo will swallow children?

There was one acquaintance with another husband - a comsomol, a beauty man, an athlete. I won’t lie, I can’t assure myself that it’s the master of sport and it’s about sambo, but a circle of some kind of sport led, a fact. No, I didn’t hit anyone there, but. At home, he tyrannized his wife and her children, for the slightest disobedience, bound to the bed with a mouth in a pillow and strapped to the blood with such a wrought cloth. All this - without screams and nerves on his side, with a perfectly sluggish fish face. Her acquaintance was silent about it for a long time, she was scared. Then the eldest son from such fun fled to another city, and when his police were taking off the train, he told everything. He promised to hang himself if he was returned to his family.
In short, this whole of your sports philosophy of non-violence is shell, there is no guarantee that the person under it is normal.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149487
 04.03.2018
xxx> Can you need to cure your computer from viruses? I can do everything.)
yyy> calm down, Mish.
xxx> Well or turn the wheel?))
yyy> I have another OS.
xxx> and what is it?
yyy> Dasvi-DOS

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149486
 04.03.2018
zvarm: The problem with our MPs is that they make laws, even though they have to take medicines.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149485
 04.03.2018
xxx: Yesterday, on Tuesday, a young organism walked under the windows "IGAAA! I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!and "
And what’s funny – it doesn’t matter if he’s screaming Vicky or Igor.
XXX: He is still pudding.

[ + 36 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149484
 04.03.2018
>>> > >>> why are all the non-violent offended by the term "trusted"? In fact, they are not predators at all, but rather fallers.

By the same logic, vegans are rotten-eaters. Is it not?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149483
 04.03.2018
Baroness and slave - the letters are the same, and what is the difference?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №149482
 04.03.2018
I go with a taxi driver.
No is. He did not listen to Mikhailov. Not an expert in politics.
A normal, decently dressed man (63 years old), with a very clean, literate speech. The old Moscovite.
Polite and so on.
He says:
I have to congratulate my granddaughter. Three years today.
We talked to him and we talked to his mother.
He said he brought a daughter to give birth. The doctors dropped in the corridor.
The hour passed. The second is coming.
I tell the doctors to help. She is bad. You understand the banquet. Nothing, they say. will wait. Her time has not yet come.
A good birthplace. the regional.
I say it is already blue. You will kill my child. And my granddaughter. Go away citizen. Everyone was born, she was not the first. We will soon start. And they do not start. I have a higher education. I act politely, according to the rules. And they do not hear. But you know, I have three more paths. A total of 15 years. And I gave myself a promise when I went out the last time that I would never go back into the past. But it seems time has come. I included everything I knew from there. He spoke in a language he tried to forget. About what I will do with them, how and where they will collect spare parts from themselves. You know, it worked. They rose from the table and went to give birth. Why can’t we talk to people like people? They just don’t listen to you. When you become a beast, everything happens.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149481
 04.03.2018
Nuclear missile "Sizran" will turn any city of the United States into Sizran.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149480
 04.03.2018
"I love" the hassle-shaped skin. Just came one such, arranged a natural hysteria with mat and whisper because of the fact that she was not allowed to see the hall (workout room) in street shoes, hit the coach, stumbled in spite of the protests of the administration and visitors, inherited... And then said that the hall was “hatefully dirty” pointing to her own tracks and not suitable for her.
Oh how we were upset, lol.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149479
 04.03.2018
Kernelll: Imagine for the prostate that N = 1.
AndyMan: "What is prostate? What is it?"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149478
 04.03.2018
How damaging you are with your feminists! When do you realize that the category "species" is not identical with gender in language? In German, the word maedchen (girl) is of the middle kind! And in Russian, why are you not offended by the word "collega"? It is common! Fu Fu Fu, invent a colleague immediately! And the men should be insulted, it must be a "collega", for example, or a "collega", so that the eggs are clearly pointed out.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149477
 04.03.2018
XXX: Let me put it all together now, and you optimize?
YYY: So you take your suitcase and I take you?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149476
 04.03.2018
He started for health, ended for rest:

Sexism, feminism... You better tell why among the popular masses such a disregard for beautiful girls with small breasts? "Board", "flat" - Well how can you call these gentle fairies so! I adore you girls! The cow has it, and the cow has it.

Well, you like ladies with small breasts, why humiliate thorns? Your compliment after that is somewhat unpleasant.
The first size lady.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149475
 04.03.2018
What happens if the Torah strips his hand with his hammer?

War without endings.

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